Dict-jian-ary: S to Z

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Words and phrases beginning with the letters S to Z:

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Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

1. exp. The incomplete form of 'seeeeeeeeeeeeeeow'. Voice trails off high-pitched for emphasis on how irrational something is.
   - Modified Singlish. Popularised in the EFers by Nick, Dwayne, Linus.
   - eg. "You get $450 a month?? Seeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Seriouzly

1. slang rhetoric. 'Seriously', but with a hint of drawl and/or sarcasm.
   - Jess, in her bid to be more in touch wit da hood.
   - "I tell you, its the truth!" "Seriouzly?"
   

Sexual/Sensy/Sensual/(Sex.)

1. adj. Damn pwningly good. Derivative of 'Sensy', or vice versa.
   - EFers, Johan/Dwayne/Daryl.
   - eg. "The food here is quite sensual/sexual/sensy leh.. Let's eat here more!"
   

Skimps

1. n. Any article of clothing that is deemed too little, too small or too inappropriate for the particular weather conditions (usually winter).
   - HoboHorde: After Nick's perpetual use of the fabled 'Orange Pants'
   - eg. "Don't wear your skimps out please.. It's too cold."
2. v. Skimps run, or the action of skimps-running.
   - HoboHorde: Nick & DW, after racing around the snow resort in shorts and slippers
   - eg. "Eh let's skimps run to the other room! Last one there stays out for 5 minutes!"
   

Sneakopek

1. n. A person or thing that demonstrates suspicious characteristics.
   - DotAgAng: Dwayne. Pun on the word 'cheekopek'.
   - eg. "That sneakopek clinkz is windwalking now."
   
2. adj. Being sneaky and underhanded.
3. name. Nick's dog, Max.
   

"(Then) Spank It"

1. rhetoric. Usually added to hilariously end conversations about something one isn't particularly interested in.
   - EFers: Johan
   - eg. "Eh you know quasars in astrophysics are..." "Aiyah just spank it lah."
   

Spected

1. v. Contracted form of 'expected', signifying something that was earlier predicted came true.
   EFers, when we realised the extra syllable of 'ex' was redundant considering the number of times we used it.
   - eg. "You didn't do your homework?? Spected."
   

Tab's Song

1. association. Tabitha's (from church) theme song, "Belly Dancer" by Akon, whether she likes it or not.
   - EFers: Nick/Linus
   - eg. "OMG tab's song is playing on the radio AGAIN!"
   

'Tain

1. v. Short for 'maintain', used in the context of asking people to calm down.
   - EFers: Linus and Johan.
   - eg. "Quick!! We're missing the bus!" "Tain, tain."
   

Tap

1. n. Dung/Waste/Excretion, or having the qualities of it.
   -EFers: Linus. Shortened form of 'tapian', which is shit in chinese. Was used as a label for these disturbing flash clips of excreta.
   - eg. "'Heffalump' was a damn tap movie leh."
   - Derivatives: tappoz, tapxor, tap-clips, tappy, etc
   
2. v. The act of tapping, or shitting.

There

1. adj. (Sarcastically) Beyond satisfactory.
   - EFers, exact origins unknown.
   - eg. "You didn't do your work?? You're there lah.."

"Tio-Bah Le Bah (TBLB)"

1. v. Death is imminent. See "Eihh liao".
   - Dwayne modifying the phrase "tio bah" by adding a catchy 'le bah' behind to make it sound nice.
   - eg. "You didn't do your homework? Wah TBLB liaos"
   

T.M.I. (Too Much Information)

1. phrase. 'Nuff said.
   - Brainchild from Boon and Dwayne, after overhearing a little too much about Eric's gross encounters.
   - eg. "You know that spot on your inner thigh? What happens when..." "ERM T.M.I. T.M.I.!!"
   

Toight

1. adj. Tight, as in, exceptionally good.
2. adj. Taut, as in, sexily stretched.
   - Originated from Goldmember, Austin Powers 3. Popularised by Nick and Dwayne.
   - eg. "The very shecksy, the very toight... Austin Powers' FAHJAH!", "toight like a toiger"
   

Troll-gre/Troll-Bu

1. n. An exceptionally ugly thing. Also see 'Fuggs'.
   - Dwayne's combination between 'troll' and 'ogre' to mean doubly... trollish. Akin to troll-bu.
   - eg. "A troll-gre!! My eyes, they burn!!"

Tua-kee

1. n. A grotesquely gigantic... thing.
   - EFers terminology, usually derogatory. Adapted from some obscure dialect.
   - eg. Did you see that tua kee? I was lik, OMG!
2. adj. Used to describe something fantastically fat. Usually attached to the front or the back of the word to generalise something much larger.
   - EFers terminology, neutral term.
   - eg. Zen Tua-kee, Church Tua-kee, Lich Tua-kee.

Ugry

1. slang. Of character, displaying immense ugliness. Usually Singaporeans.
   - EFers: Fabz.
   - eg. "Kopping the free Macdonald's tissue is damn ugry lah."
   - Derivatives: Ugry Singaporean

Unglam

1. contraction. Unglamourous, lacking in style and or foolish.
   - Popularised by Nicole/Dwayne in EFers and 3N.
   - eg. "Don't climb down that hill in your jeans lah, Nick. Its damn unglam!"
   

Wak

1. onomatopoeia. See 'Eihh' from 'Eihh liao'.
2. exp. Indicating amazement and/or disappointment
   - HoboHorde: Nick/Dwayne, from the sound Donald Duck makes when pissed.
   - eg. "I just scored 2400 on my SATs!" "Wak!"
   

Weak

1. v. Physically impaired.
2. adj. Lousy and crappy at whatever thing. Ah this definition is WEAK. Usually accompanied by this hand action of "You... Weak" with it changing from the index pointing at the person to a thumbs down.
   - EFers: Johan. Action by Dwayne/Congren.
   - eg. "You... Weak."

Weask

1. adj. See 'Weask'
   - DotAgAng: Dwayne. Popularised by regular DotAers: cwrox, mant1s, tappytapz.
   - eg. "Don't be weask, don't let us down".
   Derivatives: Weaskoid, Weaskie, Weaskling, CWeask.
   

Wkakaka

1. exp. Indicating shock.
   - DotAgAng: Daryl, mis-spelling 'wakakaka', a deviant of 'wak'.
   

Wowowo

1. exp. Indicating amazement
   -EFers: Shan. Just Shan.
   - eg. "Wowowo, what're you doing?"
2. exp. Indicating indifference, polite feign amazement.
   -EFers: Dwayne.
   
3. n. Greeting
   - CW, when incessantly bombarding DW on MSN

Xuuuu..

1. onomatopoeia. Sucking sound that indicates that something is extremely sexy
   - EFers: Ben/Jo, after putting the action into words with this current spelling.
   - eg. After seeing Shan take off his shirt, Jo breaks into a long xuuuuuu.
   

Dict-jian-ary: N to R

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Words and phrases beginning with the letters N to R:

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Niggins

1. n. See 'Black' or 'Blackie'.
   

NT

1. phrase. Short form for "No Thanks"
   - Nick, in his bid to cut down on syllables to be spelt/enunciated
   - eg. "Wanna DotA later?" "NT/ I'm feeling an NT lah."
   

On & Hiong

1. phrase. Indicating an extreme level of enthusiasm.
   - Linus and Johan, when describing Farfig Newton
   - eg. "Seow he's the damn on & hiong dude that spams bible trivia."
   

Palm Tree Club

1. affl. The clique of 3 comprising Congren, Rilong and Dwayne.
   - Created in moments of immense boredom. Palm is a pun on 'pun', signifying our puniness (lol punintentional). Tree is a pun on '3' while portraying our vegetative state, and the entire thing is playing on the exclusive (but not so exclusive) Pine Tree Club. You get the drift.
   - eg. "The Palm Tree Club rocks! I wanna join it, but they'd have to change their name!"
   

Pek

1. n. An old person, preferably chinese-educated.
2. n. A person who employs the powers of Pek-shots in PingPong.
   - Linus & DW, when playing Pong and madly spinning the balls.
   

Pek-shots/Take the Pek/HotPeks with Sausage/Hot Pek of the Week

1. phr. Terms to be used in PingPong when playing the Pek-style, which involves excessive spinning of the ball and standing supremely far from the table. The tactic most old men use.
   - EFers: Linus and Dwayne, while massing ping pong in Japan '05.
   - eg. (after scoring with a well-placed spin) "Haha can't Take the Pek!"
   

Pied Piper of Porn (aka P³)

1. name. One of the aliases for a Mr WML.
   - EFers: Dwayne. Dubbed so because of the way all the kids were idolising pestering him during the 2001 trip to Phuket. Also because of his inclination to x-rated stuffs.
   

Porn Queen (aka PQ)

1. name. Yet another alias for Mr WML, whose name is now synonymous with clubbing.
   - EFers: Ben. Dubbed as such because of his cleavage-showing and his porn stashes.
   - Articles found within the porn caches: Forbidden Frankenstein, Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS, Axa 8, Big Fat Slags, etc.
   

Pox/Poxy

1. adj. Of low standards, lousy.
   - EFers: Dwayne. Adapted from the dialect Singlish term 'lau pok'.
   - eg. "That new club was damn poxy lah, we should never go there again."
   

PrkPrk

1. warped onomatopoeia. Variant form of laughter used to piss people off. Also known as 'hek hek prk prk'.
   - DotAgAng: Daryl, after a particularly pwning game.
   - Derivatives: Sisisi and Kekeke
   

Punintentional

1. v. Unintentional. Pun within disputing the use of a pun. SEE THE BEAUTY??
   - Punsome Dwayne's pun for pun-nishing people. WAHAHA!
   - eg "Sorry, that was punintentional."
   

Pwn

1. v. The act of making 'all your base' 'belong to us'. Dominating people so much that it hurts even for the dominator/rix.
   - DotA terminology, a typo from the word 'own' originally used in Quake.
   - eg. I pwn you, you suck.

Quisk

1. v. 'Quick', but with a much cooler spelling. Used in moments of impatience.
   - DotAgAng: Dwayne. Coined while waiting in the Warcraft 3 chatrooms for DotA. Heh, i DID say we have no life.
   - eg. "Where's he?? Quisk quisk leh.."

Reto

1. n. A retarded person. Usually used when irritated and to express general stupidity, rather than mental-impairedness.
   - Dwayne, reasons unknown (read: he was feeling rather reto himself)
   - eg. "That cashier was a reto leh... Take so long to give me the change."
2. adj. Having the characteristics of a retarded person, or being exceptionally stupid.
   - eg. "Don't be reto HERE omg... People are watching leh."
   

Dict-jian-ary: A to F

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Words and phrases beginning with the letters A to F

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Agu

1. name. Professional Black soccer player Agu Casmir.
   
2. nickname. Bill, a friend of Nick's father, who organises soccer teams to do his bidding.
3. n. A person who is very... Black.
   
4. rhetoric. Synonymous with 'abu'. See 'aguden?'
   - EFers: Dwayne. A pun on 'abu'.
   - eg "Have you had your dinner?" "Abu?" "Agu??" "Agu-uuu."
   

Aguden?

1. rhetoric. Synonymous with Singlish term 'abuden?', short for 'Ah, but then?'.
   - EFers: Dwayne. A pun incorporating 'Agu' and 'Abuden'.

Ataa!

1. translation. "Is she that desperate?"
   - Jen and Dwayne. Taken from the movie 'A Series of Unforunate Events', where the baby was pointing to that crazy aunt trying to fondle Jim Carey as the evil Count Olaf.
   - eg. *Pointing to a certain couple that includes The Epitome of Fugly* "Ataa!!"
   

"The Aware was there"

1. exp. "I was ready for it, although i might not have been able to handle it"
   - EFers: Linus. The key phrase that spawned 'awas' during backyard badminton.
   - Derivations: "The Awas was there".
   

Awas

1. v. Malay for 'caution'. Adapted for usage in backyard badminton. Also see "the Aware was there" and "Care".
   - EFers: Linus. During aforementioned badminton session on Dwayne's garden.
   - eg. "Watch the soccer ball! Awas awas!!"

Banana Republic

1. affliation. Famous for karaoking, desserting and Invader Zim! Consists of B1 (Reiko), B2 (Amanda), Rotten Banana (Dwayne) and Goreng Pisang (Daryl) in the core group. Cameos from Michelle (Rat In the Hat), B3 (Bern), B4 (Tres).
   - Initially created as a split faction in order to gossip about *ahem ahems* and jBerns.

Bish

1. onomatopoeia. Sound made when playfully boxing someone.
   - Pam, in daily MSN conversation (and sometimes real life!)
   - eg. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME? *bish*"
   

Black

1. adj. Colour that is the product of absorbing all wavelengths of visible light.
2. n. Negro-lific.
   
3. adj. Having characteristics of a Negro. This can be in the form of musical tastes, coolness, idiocy, penchant for crime and skin-tone etc.
   - EFers: Linus. Attempt to be less... direct.
   - eg. "That's damn black lah, stop doing it leh".
   

Black Strat

1. n. A strategy in DotA that involves stunning and suiciding. Very very very effective (at irritrating people).
   - DotAgAng: Dwayne and Nick, when they realised how 'blaaack' it was.
   
2. n. The pre-contracted phrase for 'blaxtra', Dwayne's online WC3 account name.

Blackie

1. n. Someone having characteristics of a Negro. Usually used affectionately.
   - EFers: Ben. It's essentially the ²definition of 'Black'.
   - eg. "Aay blackie, how do you do this qs?"
   

Care

1. v. Asking for a degree of alertness to be set up.
   - DotAgAng: Dwayne. Originally adapted from Warcraft 3 ladder games, and eventually brought out to the soccer field.
   - eg. "Enemy heroes coming, care care!"
   

Charlie gurantee

1. v. Definitely. See "Confirm/firm/konfz".
   - Originated from Charlie, our mentally-challenged tour guide in Phuket, while he manhandling the English language. He was 'gurantee'ing our fun at "Phuket Phantasy", which sucked. Bad.
   - eg."You sure about this?" "Konfz plus chop Charlie gurantee."

Confirm/Firm/Konfz

1. v. Wholehearted agreement, definitely. See "Charlie gurantee"
   - EFers, exact origin unknown.
   - eg. "You sure about this?" "Konfz plus chop Charlie gurantee."

(3N)Coolios

1. affl. The self-proclaimed 'cooler' group of S03N 2005-2006. Members include Congren/ Rilong/Haoyi/Dwayne/Tim/Boon/Bryan/Jessica/Serene/Pam/Leehui/Sherilyn/etc
   - Congren and Dwayne, after struggling to find ways to group the class in activities.
   - eg. "Who's going for the stayover later?" "Oh, the 3NCoolios lah!"
2. antonym. See "Geektards".
   

DNDC

1. acronym. "DunNo Dun Care", indicating one's ignorance and apathy.
   - Dwayne, in the many moments where he refuses to listen to anyone's advice and continue barrelling down his way to self-destruction.
   - eg. "What are you doing?!" "DNDC!"
   

Don't Be a Dick, Slijepan

1. phr. Essentially meaning "Don't be retarded".
   -Linus and Benjamin. Linus was going around incessantly asking what Slijepan's (the SEA games guy) first name was. Benjamin, annoyed, spouted the phrase "Don't be a dick", which got stuck as his first name due to fuzzy logic.
   - eg. "So how issit with her??" "Don't be a Dick, Slijepan".
   

EFers

1. affl. Extended Family-ers. A group that includes a bunch of insensitive hellions (namely Dwayne, Nick, Linus, Daryl, Shan, Jo, Ben, Fabz and some other less conspicuously evil people)
   - Crude creation of XKK, who thought that the 'EFers' would be a cool name to have. Supposedly pronounced 'ee-firs', but what the heck. We're better off as effers.
   - Does not include 'Secondary EFers', who essentially include Nicole/Kar/Tabbie/CW/ Marc/Jeremy/Benjamin/Daniel/etc
   

Eihh liao

1. onomatopoeia. 'Eihh' being the sound made when cartoon/gaming characters die. It means 'definitely going to be deceased', or for the layman, 'die alreddi'.
   - EFers: Ben.
   - eg. "Quick they're coming! EIHH LIAO EIHH LIAO!!"
   

Emode

1. adj. Being in an extremely emotional mood. Contraction of 'Emo Mode'.
   - EFers: Dwayne. Popularised by Nick on Shan, Congren on Haoyi.
   - eg. "Shit Shan is in Emode again. Someone better go and let him sing that Aerosmith song."
   

"(I'm) Feeling"

1. v. Expressing consent, agreement or concurrance to an issue. Usually followed by a 'you', or a 'felt' if the matter in question was deemed successful.
   - EFers: Johan and Linus, in their moments of macabre molestation
   - eg. "How does chocolate sound?" "I'm feeling it".
   

fg(x)

1. mathematical. Putting the range of function g(x) into the domain of f.
2. n. FaG of X. Weak attempt to disguise the crude references to a certain sexually-unsure person. Noted for vainly trying to scare an aquarium full of fish using the 'broken-wrist syndrome'.
   - EFers: Dwayne. Yet another attempt by the EFers to be less... direct.
   - eg. "Look at that fg(x)!! LOOOOK!"

fg(y)

1. mathematical. Putting the range of function g(y) into the domain of f.
2. adj. FaG of Y, aka faggy. Having characteristics of a very anal person (literal).
   - EFers: Dwayne. This pun, is lik, sooo gh3y~! ^^
   - eg. "Eh stop being fg(y) leh, v gross u noe?"

Firming Cream

1. n. An imaginary ointment that supposedly makes one more 'firm', or more professional/muscular/toight.
   - EFers: Johan. He was asking for some on Shannon, in particular. By 'some' i mean bucket-loads.
   - eg. "You confirm need some firming cream, Konfz?"

Fuggs

1. n. A very effing ugly person.
   - Dwayne and Nick, when commenting on passers-by on the many Sub Club visits.
   - eg. "OMG check out the fuggs!"
2. adj. Having the outward characteristics of a very effing ugly person.
   - Contraction and 'cutifying' of the word 'fugly'.
   - eg. "Eh, you don't think she's fuggs meh?"

Fuggsome

1. adj. See ²Fuggs. Tends to have a greater order of magnitude from that.
   - Dwayne, when an exceptionally fugly person popped out from under the woodwork.
   - Derivatives: Fugsoid, Fuggsy
   

Dict-jian-ary: G to M

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Words and phrases beginning with the letters G to M

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(3N)Geektards

1. affl. The 'nerdier' group of students in S03N, as dubbed by the 3NCoolios.
   - Dwayne and Congren.
   
2. n. Any person who displays qualities of being fugly/bookish/scrawny.
   

Grossgusting

1. adj. Compression between the words "gross" and "disgusting", the effect being repeated for emphasis.
   - Created by Dwayne for use in blogging, after running out of words to describe gross, disgusting things.
   - eg. The grossgusting cat is licking its... 'baby cat', again.

"Hap Dae You You!"

1. phrase. Mistaken by my father to mean "Happy Birthday to You" when he was younger and lesser educated.
2. phrase. Actually means "Wave your scrotum in the air".
   - Originated by P³, in his many times of error.
   - eg "Hap Dae You YOU! You were born in the zoo!" (only applicable if you're a scrotum-y simian).
   

"Hello, how are you?"

1. movie quote, Rush Hour II. An elderly old woman selling chickens greets Chris Tucker in her gross cheenese accent.
2. rhetoric. Used if a conversation goes very very out of point, to try to diffuse the issue or change topic.
   - EFers: Linus and Johan.
   - eg. "So who do you like?" "Hello, how are you?"

Himbotix

1. n. A himbo
2. adj. Acting in the mannerisms of a himbo.
   - Dwayne, after being extremely extremely stupid and mixing up phones and people while organising an outing.
   - eg. "That was damn himbotix of me omg."

Holy Mail

1. n. Mail received regularly by members of the EFers when things get a little too unholy, eg. drinking/smoking/relationships/meditating/blogging/etc etc.
   - EFers: Shan, after his murderous yet poetic entry got him some holy mail.
   - eg. "Eh you better not do that.. sure get holy mail one."
2. n. Synonymous with the act of being scolded/reprimanded/warned.
   

Humlae

1. movie character of the same name, from "Ong Bak"
2. n. Something who soaks up tremendous amounts of pain.
   -EFers: Ben, spazzing our after watching 'Ong Bak'. Was used to describe the Nerubian Assassin in DotA as well as the toad that was.. forcibly put to sleep in Titi farmstay 2003.
   - eg. "I am George Humlae and I'm my own grandpa."
   

Kootsie/Kutzy

1. adj. Comfortable and extremely, extremely shuang.
   - EFers: Ben. The words 'juicy' and 'comfy' combined for some succulence.
   - eg. "WAAH all the pillows! So kutzy!"
   

LJ

1. acronym. LoveJones.
   - Movie: Anaconda 2's black police officer, after his lovejones almost got bitten off by the snake. Popularised by Nick and Dwayne.
2. acronym. LanJiao. See LoveJones.
   - Derivative: LiveJournal, of which many many amusing jokes have been made.
   - eg. "What's the address of your LJ?" "I just posted something new on my LJ, go see!"
   
3. rhetoric. "What" or "WTF?".
   - EFers: Johan. From the common term "simi lanjiao" to "simi lj" to "lj" itself having the meaning of "simi", which is "what".
   - eg. "Let's go to that shop!" "LJ?"
   

Molten

1. adj. With relations to chocolate/sex, being extremely hot.
   - EFers: Daryl, while having a particularly good DotA game.
   - eg. "You can just feel the hot molten sex exuding from me."
   

Mondo

1. adj. Very, extremely.
   - Adapted from Oxford Eng Dict by Dwayne for its adroit ability to be alliterated.
   - eg. "I'm feeling mondo-mad momentarily."
2. name. An integral part of Shannon's WC3 account name, mondomojo. He just had to say that he is 'very' mojo'ed, as in reality.
   

Friends By and Large...

... and some available in Small and Medium too.

• Lyndon James Penson Cada Lingbaoan. My section mate babeh! RainGod and dancer-extraordinaire.
• Cheng Wei, lagi inconsistent in his updates, but they're generally good when he DOES bother to descend to the level of mediocrity to blog.
• Maxine Lam, the ever-provocative, the ever-busy. SO3Ner who likes Missy Elliott and club hits!
• Mainey, the cute/scary/weird cosplayer! This is her sketchblog, quite a cool concept!
  
• Ashish, or ak410. 410 because he was a fellow four-tenner duh E.e. Cool dude who likes soccer and drama. He inspired my Revelations theory during many-a-Maths-lesson!
• Shawne, my other sis! Reading her blog is akin to Dilbert.. Officedrama/malingering at its best!
• Benedict J1 Vball. Damn hyper guy who's the CAPTAIN of vball! My protege siah..
• Chongyi, of lanky volleyball fame! Can you dig it?
• Kaishi, romantically linked to Bentay! She's funky and hip and FROM BAND, what more can i say ;P?
• Gail, young and nubile friend of the P³ (for his age lah). Quasi-social commentary complete with a healthy dose of bitchy trash to trash bitches. Fellow Heavy Hands member! Though that status is questionable now... the HH lah, not the bitchiness.

Best Blog Links

.. as written by those Blog Lynx (read: sexy, stylish, fun, witty, interesting)

• DHo, Magic Man, fellow official newspaper-certified plus chop blogosphere hunk! Will beguile you with his witty charms and charm you with his beguiling wit.
• Jeremy Auw, my best friend who's back from the land of the rising scum. Gymbuds and Southbridge connoiseurs (heh him, at least). And 1/3 of the HoboHorde! Slackers unite!
  
• Kenny, the kid that bounces around Liching and Co, actually writes amusingly well. Can we stop the pointless disliking?!
• Kagami, my goth sister who's into art/anime/skating.. AND has a hot clique! Updating from Griffith University in Aussieland, while she's not working da pole.
  
• Christine, of 'Jerrine's Clique' fame.. Heck, everyone knows its actually Christine's! Her commentaries on life are ROCKINGLY philosophical!
• Michelle, who can sing till everyone's hearts melt! Will still remember cracking you up with my falsettos heh.. Superbly nice and carefree. I wonder what it wulda been like if I adopted your lifestyle :P
  
• Shaomin, with her updates on school-life in America! Miss you and your bullshit! Unfair, I want to study in the US. Club when you're legal!
• Plasma! Otherwise known as Pam. Her blog blends the energetic funkiness with a sense for detail, and tops it off with an ahlian accent. Delicious!

.. and the online webcomics/editorials i follow:

• Alien Loves Predator, SUPER amusing web-comic that uses toy figurines of the creatures in question to illustrate typical New York city life.
• I Harth Darth. A quirky comic following the antics of Darth Vader and his dysfunctional family. Comes complete with the cranky grandfather, the mischievous son and all that interim galatic battles.
• BoobieBar! Witty and interesting posts about life on the strip(per)! Recommended by Ka *hint hint*!
  
• The Student's Sketchpad, which ROCKS (and is ass lagi cute)! Please start pwning Junior Colleges
  
• Black in Jap. Not to be confused with Jeremy, the Yellow in Jap. This teacher of Japanese secondary school kids ROCKS! There are references to paedophilia, anime and Godzilla. All in the same sentence!
• Tomorrow.sg, a site dedicated to bringing new and interesting blogs into the Singaporean spotlight!

Clubbings, Parties and..

.. essentially times of debauchery and destitution!

Haha just joking! The entries listed here chronicle the many clubbing escapades and house parties.. The many trips and events that are larger than typical everyday life! Notice the events only started occurring AFTER i got my camera.. Hai. Shoulda got one earlier.

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SummerWelcome@MOSDunhill 8/7/06 - A trip to Singapore's largest, most famous club club (the first of many) to celebrate the return of Ka and Jeremy, with the booking of Dunhill room!

CosDay 11/8/06 - BananaRepublic's formation! The first time I meet Michelle! How could this landmark day at ECP not be in here?

Walk-Jog-Cycle 2006 12/8/06 - Hot chicks? Check. Nice scenery? Check. Plenty of exercise and pictures with the Minister? CHECK!

Krunk!@Sentosa 2/9/06 - BeachParty! Even though its no way comparable to ZoukOut, it still rocked somewhat.. Or more precisely, sand'ed somewhat.

P³ and His Warmed House 9/9/06 - The renovations finally complete, P³ finally opens his doors to his random hot friends, leaving me and Daryl to be mini-hosts for the night!

Thap Sum Bong 20/11/06 - Xuuusha is smokin' hot!

MOS#2 (Out of many more..) 2/12/06 - The first major party after the A levels!

Gradnight '06 7/12/06 - Graduation night aka the RJC prom! Pictures galore and memories abound.. No after-party pics though!

Celebrate@MOS 9/12/06 - Clubclub once more! Fabien's party and the introduction of Jess&Co to the clubbing scene! HotChickAlert!

KL 14/12/06 - The class trip to Kuala Lumpur! Not many pictures, but nonetheless an interesting, party-esque environment there! Cheap food rocks all.

USA 1/2/3 4/1/07 - The skiing trip to the USA! Along with the visit to Vegas and then on to the cars. Everyone should take a sabbatical there NOW.

B'day 07 8/1/07 - My birthday celebration! The first time holding such a HUGE party! Includes the guestlist, the events AND the presents! Enjoy!

JapFest@Zouk 24/2/07 - Dressed up as a Japanese Schoolboy to enter Zouk for free with some cosplayers! Music was quite sucky though..

Post-POP Party@MOSPerfectionist 16/3/07 - Celebrate good times come on! Booze, chicks, madness all in the Perfectionist Private Party room. Passed BMT, passed driving, life rocks!

And As We Part 20/12/07 - Tribute to the previous 5 months of my life (or lack thereof). The ENGINEERS, seek strive excel!

Meri Krismas from KL 22/12/07 - 25/12/07 - Christmas in KL with the ChewChia family at their holiday house.

Yokes of the Day

A collection of previous... well, collections of Yokes of the Day, this weird recurring theme in one of the sidebars. It's where i spew out random quotes, quirky witticisms, consummables for thought and my life's fragments not worth an entry by itself (that is A LOT!). It is updated everytime i post, so it virtually IS 'of the Day'.

"Musings make you Lose Control, Musings make you lose control!"


The FIRST
I think we're both cations, cause i find you repulsive", "its matters not what matter matters, but what matters matter", "Biology grows on you", "When you're the butt of all jokes, turn the other cheek"...

The SECOND
"Face it, the Tooth hurts.", "Don't worry, you'll be safe in the afterlife since All Dogs Go to Heaven.", "Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.", "'... he then controls mating rights with all females that come...'"...

The THIRD
"Shit happens, Weight lessens", "Please do not mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.", "Selective omissions make", "Immaterial, immaterial girl"...

The FOURTH
"Was that pun-intentional?", "Your legacy is left with friends, not with positions held", "What does one Pharma say to another? Migraine is better than yours", "Words are my instruments in the composition that is life"...

The FIFTH
"Doting on Dota", "Por favor, no me agas tu puta", "Chemically speaking, basic bimb", "The God of War is helping me find songs", "Party like there's HOES tomorrow", "My least favourite dog: Border Colliesterol", ...

The SIXTH
"Scroll Cap Num, Num Cap Scroll", "The voyeur in me wants me to rip off my skin", "Don't trouble Trouble till Trouble troubles you", "STOP INTERRUPTI...", "We can call it the 'funky elf'!", "Chip off the old blog", ...

The SEVENTH
"Voyeur into the Unknown", "Love's Labour Cost", "Why wordplay when you can foreplay?", "Blaxtra fulfilled", "Prime and Pride wait for no Man", "If my cheeks were so full, round and bright, i'd moon you too!", ...

Hunkiest!

I'm the one with the unnecessary halo

"It was a tough finding the hunkiest blogger. But with his tanned skin and good looks, Dwayne is our choice. He likes to live dangerously, too. His teachers ordered him to end his first blog 1.5 years ago, after reading negative remarks."

'Okaaaay' simply doesn't contain my shock and embarrassment (and hidden glee, but that's beside the point). It IS erroneous in some respects though. My blog was deleted 2.5 years ago. AHA!

Back to 'Hunkiest'.

Poetics Unanonymous

Bask in the warm glow of satirical songs, pleasantly putrid poetry and a deluge of demeaning demarcations. The really good ones are in BOLD! Now, how BOLD was i to say that!?

* represents a relyricised song spoof.

• BB Boy*, a much flamed re-lyricism of Beyonce's hit 'Baby Boy'. This was written after a particularly irritating BB session in Sec 4, but none of it applies now... I think. Jan 25.
  
• Past 2 Days, What to Say?, an amophous lump of rap, poetry and song combined to give a (rather terrible) account of my day. Jan 27.
• Lonely, I am so loneleee, i have nobodieee, to caalll my OWN! Of course, much better than that stupid Akon's song.Feb 8.
• Only Time Will Tell, a luuurve poem!
  
• Screwed Up!* An ode to JC sung to the tune of Usher's 'Caught Up'. Going to be published in the next issue of RAmag! 22 Feb.
• People, written in a moment of angst. Just when i was about to have the whole truth of existentialism revealed to me, some idiots had to go and ruin it. March 20.
• Why Do People Read My Blog? A rather egotistical and self-indulgent entry. Please ignore. 2 April.
• Gossip, everyone's favourite subject of conversation and bonding. I DECRY its existence! Unfortunately, it pwned me a few days after this... 16 April.
• Regrets in my life. Count how many you share! 17 April.
• 2 aka Me Getting Pwned By Gossip. 22 April.
• Roadrageous!* Sung to the tune of Britney Spear's "Outrageous". I'm sure the title says it all. 1 May.
• Fat-norexia! My griping about my looks pops in for a guest spot. 19 May.
• Monochromatic 'Ol Me, my first officially sanctioned song (modified, of course) for Jeremy's band Cokespill. 26 May.
• I Need a Bone pt 1*, rapped to the tune of Usher's "I Need a Girl pt 1", but by dogs. (e.E no shit). 29 May.
• I Was Outed @ Toastmasters. Ok, long story here. Basically, i'm gay for the sake of a public speaking topic. 4 June.
  
• Class Chalet. My most pre-school poem in like, EVER. Not even my poems in actual pre-school were like this... 7 June.
• Birth, my award-winning poem on life and love. And lots of love. Come to think of it, the sex paragraph must have swayed the judges in my honour. 17 June.
• Cholesterol. Everybody's favourite animalistic lipid gets a rap makeover. 14 July.
  
• A-DotA-ddiction. The game that i dedicated 24 hours in a week to MUST get some poetic mention. Ok, time to get back to playing... 29 July.
• Don't Sleep* Dedicated to church, where i feel that my selective narcolepsy there REALLY needs addressing. Hey, can't help it if i slept so late! 7 August.
• The Gym Buffet. Penned after a rather (ful)filling session there! Ode to all those random gym buffs. HAHA, noticed the nuances? Buffet. Buff. Ok nevermind... 11 August.
• Unmanageable Dress Hearts, my ode to anagrams. Or RA mangas. Woo Hentai. 12 August.
  
• The Robberess who stole my heart. The Robberess whom i've forgotten about since. 29 August.
• The Old Saga Tree. Sigh i'm getting a lil too lovey dovey these days... 17 October.
• Because I Grew* Dedicated to all the fatties out there. WE LUV YOU! 23 October.
• Scripts Don't Lie* for what i'm sure we all felt after getting back our CT scripts and not being able to beg for marks. 13 April 2006.
• Where Are We Now? Just let me vent. E-mode liao. 10 May.
  
• I Love My Bitch. Dedicated to Nubi! Happy (belated) 2nd Birthday! 16 Sept.
• Imagine. Muacks muacks heart kena stolen. At least it was returned to me in one piece :P Nov 15 2006