Brutha-ly Love

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20060627

June Hols Week #5

21st to 27th June

Wednesday: Gym in the morning with Ben, whereby the sudden inspiration to do something stupid dawned upon me. Scary Movie 4 with the EFers! Dar/Nick/Shan/CW/Beam/Jo/Ben went, and we were considering cheonging to DXO after. Unfortunately, the movie was very VERY weak and we just decided to stone at Maestro Bistro for desserts and to watch the WorldCup they air there.

Thursday: Stone stone, mug mug!

Friday: Gymming with Ben, then off to driving with my sensual instructor CHUA. He's this damn pwningly insightful ex-gang member who talks a whole lotta cool shit, AND passes me on the lessons very fastly! Jeremy came back from Japan as well, so I met up with him in Orchard at 9:30pm after my driving, whereby we went and desserted the night away. After being fetched home, we decided on a whim to follow my father CLUBBING. Butterfactory/MOS/The Living Room. And my father proved his pimpness by randomly hooking up with model-esque girls ("MONGLIN!!") in their early 20s and giving them hugs of luck o.O I realised that i required 4 drinks before i got to the perfect stage of highness.

Saturday: Jem and I reached home at around 5am, then slept off the alcohol till about 1pm. We just stoned around until the party at night for the June Birthdays was due. There, the EFers as well as a busload of aunties and uncles, and AMOS/ABIEL/ABRAHAM came. We had a damn good and long talkcock session, I got my PingPong skills reinvigorated by Linus and we all went to a nearby street soccer court for a friendly. WOO! After everyone went home, i realised the depth of faeces i was in with the oncoming CTs..

Sunday: Ponned church to slack at home and 'study'! Heh they were showing I Not Stupid, Too as an evangelical service o.O Don't ask. Had a gross haircut by the nearby Indian barber and a vegetarian dinner to top off the last day of the holidays.

Monday: PHYSICS CTs! I pwned this as expertly as a professional Brazilian Waxer, and followed the class peeps to S-11 for some much lusted-after BAN MIAN. Went home and stoned (regretfully) stoned the day away with DotA and Sudoku (3 hours!!), with nary an ounce of Biology preparation.

Tuesday: BIOLOGY CTs! It was an afternoon paper, so i awoke at 11am and strolled into the school library, where i received certain unspecified *hints* from certain unspecified people, saving me at least 5 marks for the paper. Heh now im reading my Chem Kinetics notes for the first time since last year, albeit being distracted blogging x.X



Kineticsing to... My Lovin Goes - Christina Milian

20060620

June Hols Week #4

Ok i realise this is quite ironic, considering the June holidays only have 4 weeks and yet i'm recapping the 4th before its even over.. I guess i considering being liberated from the shackles of GP the true start of the holidays :)

13th to 20th June

Tuesday: Went gymming with Ben and Nick, then the 3 of us did a repeat of 'Heffalump', this time with Disney/Pixar 'Cars'. The cinema was chock full of ADD'ed kiddies, squealing and squeaming at anything in sight. Thankfully the movie was good, with Mater stealing the show. Cars rock, both literally/metaphorically/figuratively/movie-ly, and it has an awesome soundtrack. After this was the atypical family dinner whereby no family turned up X.x

Wednesday: [lament] There was supposed to be a CIP event at Pulau Ubin for Gracehaven, whereby they were pulling off an 'Amazing Race' for the children. Unfortunately, RJC is full of disgustingly busy (read: muggery) and selfish people who cannot commit. I asked the class 2 times before the holidays, sent out countless e-mails/smses/calls and in the end, only Congren could make it. Since that were the case i just didn't bother as well, and embraced the inner *shudder* Rafflesian in me. Maybe it was my fault for not pestering enough, or not considering that our CTs would be in 1.5 weeks, or that no one was genuinely interested.. [/lament] In the end i simply stayed home, did some work and ran with Nubi to Serangoon Town Center to get him a leash. WAH running really reduxes ones buttses.

Thursday: Met CW at Orchard Library for a mug-session once again, however to NO avail and us just sitting and talking about DotA heroes for 2 hours.. There was one point where we were trying to name all 101 heroes. Nick and I then went for Heavy Hands, a prelude to the untimely demise of my lungs later on..

Friday: *SICK* Woke up with a dreadful cough that prompted the cancellation of badminton with Ernest. Family dinner was postponed to tonight at XKK's, where the superb vegetarian curry and whole oven-baked chicken was too delectable to resist. An all-nighter at the airport with Shan and CW was also cancelled because of my cough, Shan's desire for soccer and CW's inability to get parental consent (weak.)

Saturday: *SICK* SLEPT FROM 1AM TO 5PM. Sporadically waking up for lunch (Aunt May and another came over). Was feeling feverish and was brought to Mt A for a 2-hour long wait and a 2kg bag of medication (including Tussils 5 Cough Relief that's packaged suspiciously like Strepsils). Went home in all my misery and coughcoughcoughed all the way. Missed TanahMerah with Daryl cause of this x.X

Sunday: *SICK* Missed church/churchlunch/cell/soccer/gym/stoning at Nick's. You know the reason. Stupid 4am DotA nights, stupid paint fumes around the house, stupid running and running and gymming, stupid multitasking the holidays away.

Monday: *SEMI-SICK* Feeling sufficiently recovered, I made my way down to Paragon with CW to watch some old friends Viknesh/Hazri/Krishmen busk for a bone marrow charity. WAH THEY WERE DAMN GOOD, singing songs such as "Californication" and other rock melodramadies superbly. After that, the whole lot of us went to lunch at Cine, followed by Silent Hill, to which i am completely silent and speechless in its reviews. HMV after that and i scouted DIXIECHICKS and NELLYFURTADO's new releases, which i desperately yearn for, and finally a talk-cock session in Starbucks with Vik/CW. Sometimes its just so good to reminisce.

Tuesday: SLAKOTH! I promised Ben i'll be gymming tomorrow.. Here's hoping for that x.X. Also, i bet $10 on Sweden beating England tonight o.O And HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIE!

OKOK here are my top 16 predictions for the WC: spain, ukraine, korea, france, brazil, australia, italy, czech, mexico, portugal, ecuador, germany, sweden, england, argentina, netherlands



Spreading the JackJohnsonBug to... Golden Eye - Tina Turner

20060614

10 Reasons #1 GenderBender

And here begins a (hopefully) new on-going series in my entries! It's called "10 Reasons Why I'm...", and each entry will go about with me listing characteristics of polar opposites that i possess in order to sate my split personalities.

So here goes, 10 Reasons Why I'm..

Male:
  1. I think some girls are HOT!
  2. My best friends are dogs! (Nubi, Congren, Jeremy, CW,...)
  3. I can distinguish between Guinsoo's Scythe of Vise and Eul's Sceptre of Divinity
  4. I enjoy shopping.. for cars!
  5. I'm insensitive with my comments and actions
  6. My 2nd favourite series is "Stargate SG-1"!
  7. I'm into HIPHOP (which most prolly argues for me being Black, not male)
  8. I gym 3 times weekly for my physique
  9. I like torturing bugs and small amphibians
  10. I love MEAAAT

Female:
  1. I think some guys are HOT!
  2. I still sleep with softtoys (5 dogs and 1 dustmite)
  3. I can distinguish between selective omissions and
  4. I enjoy shopping!
  5. I'm touchy and sensitive to other people's actions and comments
  6. My favourite series is "Desperate Housewives"!
  7. I'm into BRITNEY SPEARS ('nuff said)
  8. I store fat on my hips and butt
  9. I'm smart
  10. I avoid eating oily stuff and egg yolks

Conclusion: Definitely She-Male.



Trying to minimize my butt size to... Route 66 - John Mayer

20060612

June Hols Week #3

6th to 12th June

Tuesday: My father took leave today, having just come back from Bangkok. He graciously offered to send us (me/ben/nicole) to the gym, however insisting that he join us O.o We met Nick there and practically had an EFers party at Bishan Stadium. My father, of course, thinks he does a lot when he spends 20 minutes on the cycle, oblivious to the fact that stationary weights >>>>> oldpekaerobics (no offense, Heavy Handers). After this was an ADVANCED THEORY practice session and a lesson before i was due home for family dinner. The Chen kids joined us, and we had sexy Western pasta.

Wednesday: Slackslackslack! By 'slack' i mean do work, and by 'do work' i mean attempt to do work without noticeable success. Met Ching for dinner and Bandnight tickets before realising that i pissed off a lot of people in the past week. SORRY ALL!

Thursday: Ben and I, G.Y.M. We are officially GAY. Ufooooooooooooo! Took my Advanced Theory trial test, and passed with flying cars and a score of 49/50. Sexy.

Friday: Driving followed by the frantic rush down to VCH for bandnight. Left at intermission (although it was good!) to rush down to Mark's house for our church/WorldCup party! I actually watched the opening match, and was not disappointed by the flurry of goals. There, we also boozed lots (i had a huge headache and jittery heart to prove it), snacked lots, swam and played with out Trouser Snakes and Trouser Guns. Don't ask.

Saturday: Still at Mark's party, it was 6am and we were too weirded out to sleep. Mark then drove us down to a nearby Prata shop for Supper/Breakfast, and then Me/Nick/Dar cabbed down to Nick's to scum around in his bed. After valiantly trying to stay awake past 3pm, we succumbed to our fatigue and plopped at around 9am, waking at 2pm for the weirdest sleeping hours ever. I went home, cleaned up and then headed back to Nick's for my ritual SaturdayNightFreeload and stayover for church. This time though, i (made my father) buy Bodhi's for dinner.

Sunday: Church/Cell then Subway party at the Nicole's. Heavy continuous rain caused the soccer to be cancelled, and Daryl was hence free to go down to TanahMerahCC with me for some fitness management. This was all ruined by the spectacular dinner afterwards, though ;) Upon reaching home, i played one of the shittiest DotA games ever. It lasted 2 hours, was damn stalemate-y and i was FURBOLG, which i had no idea how to use. Meh quitting liao.

Monday: Met CW at Orchard library for some heavyduty mugging, and in the process saw Carmen, Shadrach, Indu and one of Jerrine's friends O.o Orchard lib so happening siah. Got spotted twice while trying to top up my EZ-link, and then almost died rushing down to driving, where i mounted the curb THRICE. EVENTFUL HOLDAYS ROCK! But having your quota of work done rocks even more!



About to bathe to... Zingy - Ak'Sent ft Beenie Man

20060609

Blinded

Blind - Lifehouse

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless as you turned around to leave
And still I have the pain I have to carry
A past so deep that even you could not bury if you tried


After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go


I would fall asleep
Only in hopes of dreaming
That everything would be like is was before
But nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting
They disappear as reality is crashing to the floor


After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go


After all this time
Would you ever wanna leave it
Maybe you could not believe it
That my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you will ever know
A part of me died when I let you go
And I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me dies when I let you go



Regretting actions past to... Blind - Lifehouse

20060605

June Hols Week #2

(31st May to 5th June)

Wednesday:
The day of Pokemon impersonation! I was a Snorlax, then evolved into a Slakoth and finally a Desperate-Housewives Addict-mon. Shawne's friend managed to download legally procure the entire second season, to which he lent the remaining episodes Singapore has yet to air. The entirety of Wednesday is unproductively spent completing 8 episodes before the double season finale.


Slakoth says 'hi' without moving his mouth

Thursday: Waking up late/Missing breakfast/Wasting money/Going to school for an utterly useless tutorial session for Periodicity which i had already completed AND marked.. Had lunch with Rilong after, whereby i ran into 2/3 of the Chen kids, who had just come from the gym! Wowo time to incorporate Ben into the folds (or lack thereof) of the gym-buff. In the afternoon, Nicole and I went dog-walking, and bought foodies for a BISCUIT-PARTY which involved us, Ben and our dogs.

Friday: OMG was out from 10am to 10pm today. Went shopping with Pam at Raffles City with the ulterior motive of introducing her to Aiwo, a health-food extravaganza/conveyor belt buffet/sexiness embodied. There was an inconvenient driving lesson in between the outings, but the drowsiness it brought to my life was overcome by the Fish&Co Novena with my other friend. She nonetheless did not appreciate the CK Jeans tee i bought with Pam :P

Saturday: GYMGYM with Ben, then met up with Nick for lunch and then swimming at J8/Bishan Sports Complex. There was also this uber random Singapore Idol travelling heartland mall roadshow, whereby we both 'won' a red SI shirt and a notebook (such prime and un-tasteless prizes!). I then joined them for dinner at 3 Babas, a place that specialises in Nonya cuisine and am now a CONVERT! They have this gross nut paste thing, a super kiam duck soup and a sweet/sour vegetable dish which rocks!

Sunday: Church and cell, which i once again am amused i went for, followed by 5 hours of towning with CW o.O. We went on a bargain-hunting spree from Lido to Lucky Plaza to Heeren to Taka before calling it quits. I bought a shirt ($17.50) and jeans ($13) from Flesh Imp and Taka respectively, while CW got 4 items of clothing for around $60 O.o. Orchard's really clearing out siah.. I then went back to Nick's and we (including Daryl and XKK) cheonged Coupling, which they had on DVD. Its a British version of Friends, except with lots more sex and raciness :)

Monday: Slept in and am now assaying the impossible task otherwise known as "Advanced Theory of Driving". Doesn't stop me from blogging though, and later Nick and I are going down to town (again x.X) to meet Fabian and possibly Jo for some random hanging around. Right now, however, its a slack lunch and DotA to calm down the holiday 'mugging' rush. ALSO im thinking of being an NUM ambassador cause i could use the extra money and it would fulfill my deep-seated desires to be metro. Wahaha.

Tuesday (which hasnt occurred yet): Tomorrow sees my gymming with Ben again, followed by my Advanced Theory Trial Test and a driving lesson. Argh, will update on this when the day actually arrives..



Unfortunately not studying my holidays away to... Lodi Dodi - Snoop Dogg