Taking the Bull by the Horns

Weeha.

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Don't worry, i DO actually know that my spelling sucks...

Hey, i type out my blog entries direct in Blogger's 'Create' as opposed to Microsoft Word after all. Its a familiar and warm atmosphere, caring, friendly and inviting. That and my cheapskate-of-a-father did NOT get me Microsoft Word. Nor Powerpoint. How caveman-ish is that?

YuCKS (and oh coooool!)! I just sneezed all over my computer screen. The droplets act like some sort of refractor and split the emitted light into a small rainbow spectrum. Isn't physics beautiful? Don't be fooled by the stereotypical image of physicists as Einstein, especially if i'm here!

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Speaking of spectra and Einstein, some random artist assuming that godly title has laid waste to Singapore's plains and empty grass patches. He has begun his mass invasion of ugly and grossgusting multi-coloured cows in a shameless bid to pimp up Comfort Delgro's new slogan.

Do NOT click on the link, wouldn't want to give them the extra publicity, would you?

Remember Ma Mae Moo? OMG the cows looked exactly like those 2-D moo-nsters. Just spectral (and i do not mean ghostly, though they have the same scare factor). These painted, wooden bovine displays aren't only a conspicuous eyesore in Singapore, its also a conspicuous eyesore anywhere else E.e

Anyway, with the cancellation of today's vball practice (udderly slacking siah), Jen had the brilliant(ly stupid) idea to hijack one of them from a nearby field and plant it in the vicinity of the RJ canteen. After all, we do have to release our creative juices somewhere. The vandalism, damaging of public property and theft just come as side perks.

A short moo-ment later, and the pretty pink cow is merrily stationed above his new grazing spot. Strategically positioned directly under the general office, while sandwiched by the sports hall and the parade square. The initial hype was already considerable especially since it was early evening RJ, what with everyone either at home moo-gging or at beefing up at their CCAs.

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Justifications:

• Infuse a sense of modern art and expression into academic existence.
• Brighten up the glaring green and whittling white of RJ.
• Cosy-fy the environment.
• Provide positive advertising on ComfortDelgro's behalf (much better publicity with just one cow in every school, rather than multiple organisms (heh) all over ulu patches.
• Boys will be boys, and not calfs.
  

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Of course, these are just my rehearsed bullshit responses in case i get caught.

I do have to give Jen a (cow)pat on the back for masterfully Anthony-Lering his way through this decadently devious deed. I contributed a self-proclaimed 5% though. This way, i can get credit if successful yet can evade capital punishment unlike the udders if sentenced.

OK! i seem to have milked all i could out of this once-amoosing topic. I have to find some way for my blog to be as effectively plugged as this bovine battalion did for Comfort. Maybe if i use the herd syndrome?

Anyway, time to get down and dirty to the nitty gritty CHEMISTRY TUTORIAL! *cue evilly joyful laughter*. Chemistry is the best thing that happened to us. As a matter of fact, its the ONLY thing that has happened to us.

WAH. Anarchic and rebellious streak of late. If anyone sees Hodge or some MRT conductor coming my way, tell them to give me a few days graze to run to the hills! Can't wait till assembly tomorrow O.o.



Not giving a cow to... It's Like That - Mariah Carey