Brutha-ly Love

Welcome to the quarry of the quintessential quirk, the caberet of the crazed cretin, the abode of the aberrant aristocrat, the nexus of the neurotic engineer, the diary of the dogmatic dog-lover and the ranch of the revolutionary romantic! Have fun at your own expense!

20061127

THEY'RE OVERRR!

... not like they even began for me x.X

Its been a flurry of activities ever since the A's started, actually. What with the midnight Pratas and the massive DotA sessions..

Last Wed saw Mich/Amanda/Reiko/Justin/Ka and I meeting up for the fabled Rochester Park (#4), where we pretended to be connoiseurs for the night with the ubersexual food. Dessert was WOOOOOO!


Thousand Island Dressing Ups, Gao Les

Friday had the 3N guys soccerring after our final paper PhysS, and i scored 3 goals (even though one was kinda discounted for rebound blahblah)! I had to leave after lunch/tea for driving. Initially, i tried to cancel my 6:55pm lesson, for it coincided with Sena's 21st. But as luck would have it, the lesson didn't get sold and I had to slave away for 3 hours of consecutive driving (as well as forsake my sexy Brazillian meats).

Not wanting the last day of the A's to go to waste, I met up with Jeremy and Shan for desserts/walking around the entire City Hall region and (free) clubbing with P³. AND WOWO it was the first night en route to mPUA-dom :), or at least having the confidence for it.

Saturday was spent at the Kino 20% off, the StandChart goodie bag collection, Happy Feet and a steak dinner at XKK's followed by some midnight soccer.

After Sunday's gym session with Ben/Jem and dinner (+ Nick), it was down to JAZZ @ SOUTHBRIDGE with Boon/Jem/Mich/Tres/Ka. There we met up with new friends and fellow jazz afficionados Gary and Alvin (who was trying to hit on Michelle :P). Fun fun!


OMG Cat Eyes!

Both Boon and Jem went up to jam, since it was open night, and they were superb!

Rock the Kasbahhh!

Then it was off to sleeeep in anticipation for today's DRIVING TEST.

I unceremoniously failed, of course x.X. All omens were pointing to a shitty day anyway, what with the rain POURING once i stepped in the car, the faulty windscreen wiper, the Identity Card fiasco and the likes.. Oh, and mounting the curb in the first 5 minutes. That takes the cake.

Bleh, other than that, it was alright spazzing at home and lanning with Tres, then samming Animaniacs for 2 hours :P. Seriously, e-therapy rocks so much, and its so comparatively cheap haha.

Looks like i'll have no use for this anymore. Or not until March at least :P



Loving the payment received to... Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani

20061120

Thap Sum Bong

Certified 20 times more unhealthy than smoking; Containing a mild hallucinogenic effect coupled with the sensation of a high; Inhaling strawberry and mint-flavoured bubblegum... It's got to be

SHISHA!

Xuuusha!

The HoboHorde (with CW gaining temporary membership due to his consistent lack of style) went out last Friday to celebrate the end of the A levels (for the 3rd time, and even though its not even over). We begged and pleaded outside Carl's Jr until we finally scrounged up enough money to have a delectable feast.

After which, we proceeded down to Clarke Quay where we dessert'ed our intellect and had the irresistible half-priced Italian desserts at Ricciotto. Since we definitely weren't intending on pubbing (as per CW's intentions), we took to bumming around the area looking for something novel to do.

So it came to be that we saw the many SHISHA booths. Shisha, for you ignorant and malnourished peasants out there, is essentially clean fragrant smoking! We spent $20 for 30 minutes with a Bong pipe, where they burnt a small chunk of strawberry/mint coal. One has to inhale sharply until the water bubbles, signifying the cleansing and cooling of the smoke.


Jem/DW/CW. Puff the Magic Dragon.


Nick Bong and CWREEKS.

Its damn cool and fun! It is akin to breathing in wispy bubble gum, or that feeling when the bubble bursts and you get the slight waft of fruity taste. And there is NO way one can get high on it la, save for the oxygen deprivation from xuuuu-ing so much.

Anyway we know its unhealthy and won't do it so often yada yada. It's per our own choice, and we are responsible enough to face the consequences of it.



Oh, and SWISSOTEL VERTICAL MARATHON with Cal on Sunday morning! I got a damn (self-)respectable time of 11:47 la! That's 73 stories in 11:47. Woot and the goodie bags were quite tight too.


My head must have swelled from the pressure buildup..

And oh pics of AK's housewarming/blessing party when Kas gets them up!

Kar's coming home wheeewooo!!



Celebrating the end of the A's (again) to... Save Me - Corrinne May

20061116

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You can't even begin to feel how remorseful i am. I didnt mean to sound rude or anything, I was just trying to make light of the situation so that its gravity wouldnt suck my soul in and keep me in a perpetual state of insomniac bliss.

I will be paying you back for this, all of it. Thankfully i have a friend on my side to share the debt (since its partially his fault anyway). I shan't complain about my luck of my 'prudency' or whatever. I shall just accept this punishment in whole and hope that it can be done in installments.

That's 10000 freakin points...



Making a Police Report to... A Lack Of Colour - Death Cab for Cutie

20061115

Imagine

I imagine
Bright blue horizons,
Flowing tranquility,
A literal sacrament.

I imagine
Endless fields of grass
Liquid serenity,
We're alone at last.

I imagine us together
Free from worldly perceptions,
Our own deceptions,
And the people's misconceptions.

I imagine us together
And Relish the moment so eagerly awaited,
Albeit an imagination.
Yet as ethereal as thoughts be,
I know I'll be patient.

Hopefully
I'll be perfect for you
And you'll be just perfect.

I imagine..



Denouncing the state of youths today to... Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani

20061107

Presenting...

THE HOBO HORDE
(inspired by Mugatu's Derelicte Campaign)


Lorenzo HoboPants, FacePubes and Peasantypus

The pinnacle of poor. The epitome of enslavement. The 'orange pants', the 'Platypus Shirts'..

We bring to you the new style of... NO-STYLE. Cheap pasar malam clothes, 'tiready', slacking off and not caring about one's appearances (or lack thereof) in public. Join the Hobo Horde for complete liberation from the wiles of (civilised) society.

Officially the new group moniker for Dw/Jem/Nick. Currently open for applications. Please write in on your discarded newspaper bits with your saliva and submit to: auwjj@hotmail.com

Don your HOBO-ZUITS and herald the era of slackdom!



Rejoicing the lack of style to... Lips Of An Angel - Hinder

20061101

And So It Begins..

.. The beginning of the beginning of the end of the end:

.. The beginning of the end of our school life. The dawn of the demise of youthful decadence. The decimation of leniency and immaturity. The downward spiral of personal time and freedom.

.. The commencement of a new phase; No longer are we merely having lessons, but instead life lessons. Our self-imposed definitions of a new era. The freshness of adulthood and the perils that accompany its forceful intrusion into our lives.

.. The downfall of the classroom, and with it the relations forged within. The start of the subjective task of maintenance. The warped extension of life's winding journey. The looming dread and further down, the anticipated happiness.

The A levels.



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Aching from HH to... Bojangles - Pitbull