I Need a Bone pt 1

As performed by Nub-Doggy Dogg, Triple Maxxx and Rusta Rhymes, the EFers dogs,

I Need a Bone part 1

(sung to the tune of Usher's "I Need a Girl pt 1")

[Nubi]
Yeah, c'mon
I need a.. I want a.

[All]
I need a bone to bite, bite, bite
I need my teeth to be like knives
I need a bone cos i'm canine
I need a bone in my life


[Verse 1: Nubi]
Ro! I'm unfashionably shown on Dwayne's camera phone
I've gotta crawl, and I only spare the night to moan
I would really like a bone, really get those teeth all shone
I've got a few, I would like to own
Butt cheeks aroma see, don't tickle my fancy
Only tendony with shandy; that's all of my fant'sy
Need a bone that could sate me, replace a Calc'dee
Cattle ribs fo' the mangy, ripped to the tummy cause
Most of these bones be eluding me
I don't know where i had it buried or if its marked with pee
Maybe its too crummy, or maybe I ain't used to be
Called, you not impressed and now you are starvin me
That's why I need me a bone to be as a fee
No 'buts', deworm and no tryin to scratch me
Without a bone for my pride, shit is so runny
Forget the soup, it's for me, Nubi

Now that's right...

[Chorus: Maxxx wailing]
I need a bone to bite, bite, bite
I need my teeth to be like knives
I need a bone cos i'm canine
I need a bone in my life
I need a bone that's right, right, right
I need my teeth to be like knives
Don't want no treats cos they're all trite
I need some bones in my life


[Verse 2: Rusta]
Ro! I da had a lot of wormin in my lifetime
Bones, see there not a lot o' choices that are the right kind
I downed hard stoney chicks and all the night creatures
And 'hood pet shops that only stock sneakers
Soft toys and beepers, and crap loads of treats, ya
Hard off the chart, she'll walk ya, relieve ya
I find a bone, Its a keeper
but now I'm getting diddly all them bones getting deeper
I want some real shit, I need somethingy that can fill width
I need somethingy I can chew with
I need somethingy I can gnaw tight
When the time the dog sleeps, at night
Anytime and regardless of fur mites
Its the pearl I been barking for this whole time
Goodness me, how have you not the insight?
Decreed by Rusta, "now I understand strife"

I need a bone...

[Chorus: Maxxx wailing]
I need a bone to bite, bite, bite
I need my teeth to be like knives
I need a bone cos i'm canine
I need a bone in my life
I need a bone that's right, right, right
I need my teeth to be like knives
Don't want no treats cos they're all trite
I need some bones in my life


[Verse 3: Nubi]
I had a bone he would've fried for me
Depreciated so I made a cry for ghee
Every night he had deers and ribeyes for me
Cat-a-chase, Rusty took the whole hide for me
Thirst, it depends, this be lame covers (awooo)
It was more like for food, my stomach hungers (awooo)
All night we would play bite much like lovers
Now its gone, can't eat through like its tasty manna
But every time I think about his petty wiles
And how he used to drive me, Nubi, wild
Damn I wish I wouldn't have been so mild
My pretty little tricks done doggystyle
This shit is wild
All the bones that I had to miss
And all the pay all registered as teeny blips
But as long as he's happy, I'ma tell him this
We need bones man or he's the one or I will always kiss
My pimple kiss

I need a bone...

[Chorus x4: Maxxx wailing]
I need a bone to bite, bite, bite
I need my teeth to be like knives
I need a bone cos i'm canine
I need a bone in my life
I need a bone that's right, right, right
I need my teeth to be like knives
Don't want no treats cos they're all trite
I need some bones in my life


I just want you to be like Nubi
Growl, I need ewe to feed my tummy
I'll just feed you since dog eat doggy
I just want bones in my life

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Tapping my fingers to... I Need a Girl pt 1 - P Diddy ft Usher