Because I Grew

Inspired by extreme bloatedness brought about by Subway... Or Church Tua Kee.

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Because I Grew
(Sung to the tune of Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You", DL here)
[Verse 1]
I will not eat the citrus cakes I once did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way with Kit Kats felt so lard
I've cleaned the cheese tray, forever i eat, get that tart!!

[Chorus]
Because I grew
I'll never stray too far from the dark choc
Because I grew
I learned to stay off the waterslide
So i don't get hurt
Because I grew
I find it hard to resist
Not only ghee, but everything like green peas
Because I grew
Fats can cascade...

[Verse 2]
I hate my weight
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because of all that oilyness in my eyes
I'm forced to take a while to bath
Raw meat under my knife
I fart out jubilee steak
Since its only gonna add to my width

[Chorus]
Because I grew
I'll never stray too far from the dark choc
Because I grew
I learned to stay off the waterslide
So i don't get hurt
Because I grew
I find it hard to resist
Not only ghee, but everything like green peas
Because I grew
Fats can cascade...

[Bridge]
With scotch and rye
I heard it fry
Every meal was dirt cheap
It was far-flung
I should have known its better to have lean meat
I never thought, on everyone else
I'm leaving oil stains
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For my onion rings!!

[Chorus 2]
Because I grew
I cannot stay too long on the sidewalk
Because I grew
I learned today that the deep-fried
Makes my stomach hurt
Because i grew
I tried my hardest just to forget chicken wings
Because I grew
I don't know how to stop at just one shark's fin
Because I grew
I cannot tame my gut because it's empty
Because I grew
I have buffeted

Because I grew
Because I grew

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Blacking around to... Because of You - Kelly Clarkson