Crocodile Tips
King Croc's Guide to Buayaing
Author: Unknown
A lone predator, lurking under cover of darkness. His unwitting prey, gracefully grazing in the open. How can you, as the predator, taste the succulent breast meat of the young and beautiful creatures? How can you woo the nimble nymphs to be yours and YOURS only?
Surrounded by hot chicks
Contents
Chapter 1: Understanding the Masses.
Chapter 2: Shedding Crocodile Tears.
Chapter 3: The Clamour for Glamour.
Chapter 4: How to be a Buaya-ess.
Chapter 5: The YoungCroc Awards 2006.
The remaining pages are intriguingly missing. Someone must have ran out of toilet paper. Please check back here for more steamy crocodile jaw of death spinning action.
Penning my masterpiece to... Scream - Janet/Michael Jackson
Came, Saw and Conquered by dw 11:25 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:00 PM ,
Amon said...
Dwayne,
Is this a croc or a tortoise? Muahahahahaha. Nvm. Buai
At 5:11 PM ,
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