Brutha-ly Love

Welcome to the quarry of the quintessential quirk, the caberet of the crazed cretin, the abode of the aberrant aristocrat, the nexus of the neurotic engineer, the diary of the dogmatic dog-lover and the ranch of the revolutionary romantic! Have fun at your own expense!

20051222

All Packed and Ready to GO

Life has been PACKED.

Packed beyond packed such that packing has not yet been done (I'm leaving for Japan tomorrow night, buying chocolates for most!).

Packed with the many outings to Orchard/Sengkang/Woodlands/Yishun/Chinatown/Bugis for car-shopping.

Packed with Nick and I being selected to participate in Yishun pasar malam's Scam Juice demonstration. Nick got his back somewhat dislocated/loosened just to show pek ah mas that this herbal 'remedy' worked and enabled him superhuman powers (aka contorting his hands to the front with a stick)

Packed with the stayovers, the stupid movie marathons, the Cosplay, the pratascapades.

Packed with chalets, new friends, old friends returning, old friends renewed.

Packed with Warcraft, eBay, cargasming.

Packed with ushering, clubbing, Msia-ing.

Packed with walks, talks, sagas, waits.

Packed with work, OR, websites, training.

Packed with movies (King Kong, Saw2, Back to Gaya, Chicken Little, Zathura, Harry Potter, Just Like Heaven, Aeon Flux, Doom, The Legend of Zorro). OMG the movies...

I haven't had proper alone time such as today's in soooo long.

Thank God for 2006. Thank God for Japan/Msia x2/Aust.

Edit: TO CLEAR UP MISCONCEPTIONS, I DO NOT NEED CARS FOR MY X-MAS/BIRTHDAY. PREVENT SOME BACKLASH + EXTRAS



Listening as white noise the... Rain Falling - Mother Nature

20051220

Kosplay


The wrongness is just... Wrong.

More cosplay pics from the Saturday Photoshoot:
Reiko's
Mel's




Partying to... So Beautiful - Darren Hayes

20051216

Car Care

This page, upon which this entry is forever cast in stone (or at least pixels), shall forever be deemed sacred and holy. This shall be where i discuss Maisto CARS and my sexy collection since i know most of you can't really be bothered reading my automatic automaton-like automotive obsession.



Shameless Dwayne's HALL OF CAR-BUYING FAME!
These people are my conquests are exceptionally nice, and have bought me a car while embarking on the tedious task of Car-shopping for them. Read: BUY ME MORE CARS!

Linus Ho (5):


Pro Rodz: White Chevy Camaro, Green Dodge Charger, Red Chevy Bel Air, Gray Pontiac GTO
G-Ridez: Purple Chevy Monte Carlo


Nicholas Ong (2):


Playerz: Green Infiniti Qx-56, Green Porsche Cayenne


Shannon Chen (2):


G-Ridez: Silver Chopped VW Bug
Playerz: Silver Mercedes Benz G-Class


Ng Cheng Wei (2):


G-Ridez: Blue Chevy Silverado
Playerz: Black Mercedes Benz S-Class


Serene Ser/Nicole Chen/A Lydia/Karlyne Wang (Special Cars, 1):


Playerz: Orange Ford Excursion Limousine
G Ridez: Pink Chopped VW Bug
Playerz Aces: Diamonds Blue SLR, Spades Red Murcielago


Charmaine Pan/Ernest Heng/Tabitha (1):


Pro Rodz: Blue Chevy Camaro, Red Chevy Malibu SS
G Ridez: SIlver Buick Regal T-Type

Car sets: Pro Rodz Wave2, Playerz Hearts (Pa)

WHEE i harth you all!



Wah i need to find more random people and force persuade them to buy cars for me!

Anyway, the list of those i'm in-need-of-but-will-most-probably not-buy-cos-they're-ugly:

(THE PLAYERZ LIMOUSINES!)

Also, i will love you FOREVER and will worship the ground you walk on if you get me...:


G-Ridez: Chopped VW Bug Pink

Ok, there are actually too many of them for the second section... Whatever.

Finally, please contact me if you plan on surprising me with a car ;)



Feeling mighty shameless to... Noyzstril - Urban Xchange

20051214

Crazy Christmas Conundrum

Whee! I just came back from roaming Orchard and Bugis with Mainey and CW respectively.

Feeling sian-hyper in the transition of activities yesterday, i randomly suggested buying gross santa caps and roaming town shouting random 'MERRY CHRISTMAS's to strangers. Mainey (CHArmaine, actually) surprisingly agreed. O.O


Rebel without a Claus

It was SOOO pwning! Everyone we talked to or bumped into or just caught staring at us got a huge "MERRY CHRISTMAS" to their face. There was even this one part where we did a christmas variation of the 'penis' game (nothing involving santa in a thong, please).

Also, (under my coercion,) Mainey bought me a present!


VROOM!


Then, (under my coercion,) CW bought me a present!


VROOM!

You so know what to get me now...

Wahaha activity-packed-week-to-make-me-feel-alive-and-socially-secure.

O.o



MORE SHOPPING! to... Can't Take the Mic From My Hand - Urban Xchange

20051210

Cos I Love Playing...

WOO! Who would have thought that the Cosplay experience was so... unique?

I slept at 4:30 am stoning around with some of the EFers while attempting to (not) help my sister and her friends prep for the EOY Cosplay. We crammed in the Miss World preview episodes, TWICE, had Macdonald's and i made a bazooka from a poster container.

After barely getting any shut eye, i was awoken and whisked away to another Cosplay headquarter: Vic's House (spelt 'Vic' cause i think i'll spell the alternative as 'Sienna'). There, more napping and last minute franticisms by the rest of the crew ensued as metals were pounded into fanciful badges, mere cloth was weaved into wonders.

Soon, we were getting made up, bringing back painful memories of the GSC. Of course, that one didn't make me look like a girl, and they even had spiked my hair coolly then.

Anyway, words can't describe the commotion, the colours and the charisma of the people present. Hence, pictures will have to do :)

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Re-enacting scenes. Ditto.

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Vic, Me looking gross


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Ka (unusually in white) & friend; The Pope praying that all goes well

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Other random cosplayers; Our Prize!

Yes, we DID win 2nd Best Dressed Group. On top of that, we were stalked by a few, trod on each other somewhat, made new friends and met old ones (Hello Jean/CR & Bro!), and took many MANY gross photos (most of which i look better in cause i'm not baring my teeth).

WooO. No wonder my sister hangs around with these people all the time.

Vic, Mainy, Ester, Tres, Grace, Tash, A.G, Serene, Bern and all the others... I won't be forgetting you soon! (Mainly cause i'm still trying to remember the names :P)

Links to the other Cosplayers and their photos:
Mel's
More... LOTS more.



Running on low to... A Day Without You - Urban Xchange

20051209

COSPLAY EoY 2005

What? Cosplay 2005

Where? Singapore Expo

When? Saturday, 10th December 2005 (whole day)

Who? ME as Trinity Blood's Bart/Tres! If that's not reason enough, there's my sis and her friends and many other crazies dressing up as their favourite fandom characters (Naruto/Gundam/Matrix/etc)

How? COME AND SUPPORT US! Random people get to see/stone me, if that helps o.O



"Fangirls, here I come!" to... Just a Lil Bit - Too Phat ft Warren G

20051207

My 'Explanation'

Why are the generally benign comments so acerbic and hateful?

Oh and most of the comments are by that one stupid person. I'm just going to publicise your IP address if you continue spammng like that.

I bet if a lizard or a toad fell on you, you would grab the nearest stick and pound it to death. At least with us, some turtles benefitted from the toads' deaths.

I am so not sorry. If this is the sort of cruel inhumane thing i do to derive pleasure, then fine, let me be. Its not like i'm directing this towards humans. We've been doing this my whole life: Magnifying sunlight on lizards, torching ants and subjecting toads to detergent.

*cue for any of the EFers to step in to intervene*

Worst still, i'm usually just an onlooker and commentator. Can't bear to get my hands dirty.

Why should i repent for what I wrote on MY blog?

=)

Who the heck likes lizards and toads anyway...?



Getting other people's panties out of a knot to... Stupid - Urban Xchange

20051206

PLEASEEE!

Buy me this for christmas or my birthday.

I didn't even think Hearts was released yet. My heart has hence been stolen once again this holidays...



Drooling and lusting to... Unforgivable Sinner - Lene Marlin

20051203

Sawed

I saw Saw.
I saw Saw too.
I saw Saw 2.
I too, saw Saw 2.



Fans of that marvelous movie will fondly recall the gruesome methods the 'Jigsaw' killed, or rather made his victims kill themselves. In precious commemoration of Saw 2's release, we decided to rig up some death traps of our own. Jo, Dar, Linus, me and later Nick were involved in this torture to end all tortures.

Unfortunately, since we weren't worthy enough to judge and punish each other for sins past (read: we're all overly evil), we resorted to torturing various bugs. 'Bugs' being a crude amalgamation of amphibians, reptiles and basically anything non-mammalian.

Disclaimer: All torture victims were obtained in an abandoned house, and there was great harm done to animals during the making of this blog entry.




The Tree-Lizard Tournament:

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Lizzie Mcguire, facing some fire

The deathtrap:

Lizzie would be placed within the sparkler box, with 2 holes opened on either end of it. He would be placed inside one end, whereby our sparklers ('you shen ying de') would be immediately 'SQUEEEEEd' (they make that sound o.O) into.

It was then up to the lizard to humjee at his corner and die, or brave the blazing blast and crawl to the other open end. If he made it, we would deem him fit to live the life he's been given, and free him to Mother Nature.

Of course, you can't expect reptiles whose brain matter are divided between their head and tail to think very well. Lizzie was immediately fried after 3 sparkler squees. Weak. Undeserving ingrate.

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Char-lizard, I choose you!




Farewell, Fiendish Frog

Ok, so it was a toad. There were 2 of them actually, a huge male with these warty and slimy dark markings, and a female that was much cuter in comparison. Their crime was eating too many flies, thereby unbalancing the fragile web of life.

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Bred in Captivation

They were caught making sweet love under a rock. How poetic that they should die together in the next deathtrap, the Leaning Ladder of Liquidation.

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What happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?

This trap involved a plank strapped atop a ladder. This ladder was then crudely positioned over my pond, where ravenous non-teenage, mutant ninja-eating turtles resided. Atop the plank was gauze to prevent the toad's untimely escape, while a few rows of cacti and sparklers were planted to make this escape even harder.

There was only one way out: The jump into the pond below. As usual, both toads jumped rather than risk getting burnt or impaled alive. However, even crueller fates awaited them...

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Ripped to shreds

The action and suspense was remarkable! Toad swimming frantically, turts chasing hungrily. Biting/struggling/ripping/dying/eating. Blood, skin, sinew and fat floating, lungs exposed, lips ripped. CARNAGE! WHEEEE! THE BLOOD! WAHAHAHA

*ahem*

Ok, to prove we aren't completely sadistic and disgusting,

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Happy Racial Harmony Day! *muacks*

Forgive us, all ye snails/centipedes/earthworms/toads/lizards.



Wiping off the blood to... Pieces of Me - Ashlee Simpson

20051201

StuPiD mOvIE mARatHon

StuPiD mOvIE mARatHon @ dw's, 730pm 2nd DeC!

FrEE dRinK$, b0oZE, DinN3r!

Movi3s inCluDed: t3h StUpiDs, r@t RaC3, sCarY m0vIe, etc. BrInG a Fr3n iF f3mALe!



PARTAYING to... Seasons in the Sun - Westlife