Idol Busters

Praystation and Cross-box proudly present...


IDOL BUSTERS!
The religious world as you know it is being slowly corrupted by moral decay and decadence. Now, more than ever before, new religions and cults are sprouting up as fast as weeds, tainting the once-consecrated ground they infest. They MUST be stopped, and you, as a newly inducted holy man, must step forth into the corrupted world as first-person shooter to cleanse it of all evil!

Zeus must fall. Mormonism must be taught a lesson. Witchcraft must be dispelled. NOW!

• Play as 1 of 7 different heroes, including the Bible Quoter, the Holy Flamer and of course, the Sexy Christian
  
  Trinity on the left, Vanity on the right

• Wield all sorts of powerful spells prayers and inchantations! Douse mind-controlled zealots in Water-Most-Holy, while lesser deities such as Nephthys can be battered with Righteous Rage. If all else fails, there's always some military-grade C4 available for some "HOLY SHIT".
  
  Bye-ans Mayans!
  
• Fight a whole host of idols past, present and future! Ranging from the mediocre minions of Confucianism to the mighty American Idols: CLAY AIKEN and JUSTIN GUARRINO! Who doesn't want to kill/maim/decapitate them?
  
  Destroy Aiken and his 'Claymates', PLEASE!
  
  
• Enter a plethora of exotic scenarios! A dilapidated Chinatown under the reins of a malevolent Cai Shen Yeh; The crowded subway system of AUM-controlled Tokyo; The dense jungles of the Amazon (both geographical and web-based)!
• Destroy or repossess various articles of magical significance! Create pornfires large enough to attract Eros-worshippers! Or just keep that porn for your *ahem* personal research.

Available at stores not otherwise infested by altars, joss sticks or rock music.

System Requirements: A blessed house, 120% fanaticism, a closed mindset, porn-free CPU, Windows-to-your-Soul XP.

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Disclaimer: This is a satire and is not meant to upset anyone of any obsolete and evil religion. Haha this was inspired my the 'house cleansing' that was done today post-baptism, where a group of church friends went about praying and consecrating the place up.



Buying my copy of Idol Busters to... Church - Big Boi