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Scripts Don't Lie

Here's an ode to all who feel cheated by the Common Test results, and more recently, the Project Work fiasco. I'm sure everyone's familiar with begging for marks during paper reviews only to be brutally shot down and rejected? It's one of those relyricisations once again, and please go and download Shakira's HIPS DONT LIE for better listening pleasure.



Scripts Don't Lie
(Sung to the tune of Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie")

Students up in here sit tight
No righting, no fighting
We got no marks because we're not clear
No righting, no fighting

Unfair-a, unfair-a

[Pre-chorus]
I never really knew that I would flunk like this
It makes a man wants to just vanish
Oh my alamak, no theta, me need a, you need a
One extra, one extra

[Chorus]
Oh teach when you reject me flat
You make a student go mad
So be wise and mug on
Reaping the whines of the CTs

Oh Please don't gripe
You know the scripts don't lie
And I'm starting to feel the fright
Our imperfection, retention
Don't you see maybe, it's time for corrections


Hey Girl, I can see your pencil moving
Making your answer hazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you drawing

And when you approach the teacher for
Nobody cannot ignore the way you claim for that B, girl
Don't go and look on so dejected - the way you write and left it
So you can keep on claiming it

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]

Don't you see my score is perfecto

Oh I won't deny the scripts don't lie
And I'm starting to see the light
To reach perfection, need tuition
Don't you see maybe, it's time for reflections
One extra, one extra

Oh boy, I can see your grades improving
With high morale, began
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am mugging what I can, but I can't do maths though
That's a bit too hard for my brain

If you didn't study then don't say
If you didn't study then die lah

If you didn't study then don't claim
If you didn't study then die lah

[Pre-chorus]

Oh teach when you refuse my mark
You know how i'm de-energised
So be kind and please stop
Leaving comments on my GP

[Chorus]

No righting
No fighting





Getting ass-spanked by retards to... Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

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