Brutha-ly Love

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20061024

To: WeeShuMin, RJC

See "Wee Shu Min, the Slammed RJC Girl" for background info.

You may or may not remember me from the Orientation Reporting Team earlier this year, where I interviewed you for the 'Orange' publication.

Nonetheless, the impression you left on me from that meeting was NOT one of the high-and-mighty, NOT one of the elite. You were down-to-earth, cheerful and effervescent.

You don't deserve all this slamming and negative publicity. Singaporeans are so stupid, so ugry, that they don't see the torment they've unleashed on a mere 18-year old. They don't realise that this mob behaviour is one that could potentially lead to the downfall of public opinion and free speech. Why particularly chastise and criticise one of the 'elite', leaving the cretinous freeloaders of the world unscathed?

I know the effects that negative (read: defamatory) publicity can have on one. Even though its not even in the same scale as yours, I don't think anybody deserves it (unless they didnt get their articles into the forum).

Censorship from the masses is still censorship. I hope that everyone who bullied and flamed you could just play the observer for a while, and see what 'ethics' they themselves are enforcing.

Stay strong, and I hope this does not affect your A levels!

I applaud you for speaking your mind. Your entry was a much better read than Derek's.

That's life. This is my opinion. Accept it.



Signing off to... If You Tolerate This - Manic Street Preachers

20061021

Stupid Stupid Stupid

... to the power of 5 billion.

I now have 6 wounds on my body, and all on my right side no less.

The first set arose from a cycling mishap i had while going back from the gym. Normally, i look down when i cycle past long boring stretches of road. Monday was no exception.. What was initially gravel suddenly turned to grass, and i immediately looked up to see that i had veered into the grassy patch between the road and the drain. Panicpanic + poorbrakes led to the bicycle flipping and me getting a drink-coaster-sized abrasion on my shoulder (among others)

Yesterday night, while coming back from midnight soccering with Nick and Jem, my blisters got the best of me while dribbling the ball back, resulting in a spectacular trip (the slippers did some weird foldy thing). A whole chunk of toe came out, and it took forever to even get sealed. Then there's the scrape on the butt and the right hand as well.

Worst of all, I was stupidly holding my LG chocolate in my right hand, leading to me eventually using it to break my fall. WHEEEE HA. Life sucks.

And i only started mugging Probability yesterday. The first chapter in the two weeks that remain. Yahoo.

Life sucks



Sucking my toe away to... Confidence - Teddy Geiger

20061017

Jessica's 18th!

Jessica (having to outdo us all on our 18th birthday celebrations) very grandoisely booked the Mezza-9 at Grand Hyatt for her dinner! It was also her idea for everyone to go formal, even initially banning denim and cargo!

The food there was spectacular, with the Beef and Crabcakes *drooools*, and the fact that our side of the table had Pam/Jess/Sher (girls, duh), who didn't have the appetites of starving African children (aka Me/Haoyi/Cong/Don)!

And of course, there was the IMMENSE shutter-slutting! Unfortunately, i was being immensely clairvoyant when BOTH the batteries i brought were depleted! Argh and i'm the known cam-whore somemore. Anyway, more pics when Pam/Leehui/Boon/Jess upload their pictures! Thankfully Jess let me sate some of my camera-itchy fingers by handling her's heh.


Self-proclaimed Goth/Alien/Ghost


Girl Clique, Jess w/ Guys-Who-Got-Her-Those-Presents


When Penguins Attack!


DW/Pam's typical food pose, PalmTreeClub reunites!

Oh and Uggh, the gym and the ban mian i had with Jem/Boon earlier resulted in my bloated look of water-retention in all the pictures! Argh.

After it all, we adjourned to the Underground for an hour of mind-numbing Counter-Strike! I was overall second top-frag heh, and at one point even managed to dethrone the demi-god Tim! The Para Sprees were extremely notable lol..

Happy Birthday once again Jess! Hope you enjoyed both the present and the wrapping :)



Anticipating the Oxford Interviews to... Appreciate Me - Kelis

20061015

Dict-jian-ary

Returning readers to this my humble ablog must have noticed the myriad phrases and words used that exist independently of the English Language.

Whether from popular movies or advertisements, the EFers or classmates, my cringe-worthy puns or my rhythmic ones. This entry will be consistently updated so that i may in the future, enjoy this literal piggish latin.

I shall attempt to thoroughly document these invented idioms, modified metaphors and adapted adages. Here's wishing me luck for my Dict-jian-ary (Ok, i realise how wrong that sounds, but i needed some unique punnish thing)!

*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

New words added as of 11/1/07:
PrkPrk, Prs, Wak, Wkakaka, Ugry, Sneakopek, Unglam, Holy Mail, LJ, Skimps, On & Hiong, Seriouzly


Legend:

Word
  1. [word type: n/adj/v]. [first definition].
    - [origins]
    - [eg in a sentence]
  2. [second definition, etc]


Contents:




Dictating away to... Camera Phone - Da Musicianz

20061013

10 People I Wish To Say These Words To

... but can't, for obvious reasons. I am *not* a backstabber what. Meme kopped from Jessica's blog.
  1. I thought you were one of my better friends. I thought you would watch my back just as I would watch yours. I thought you would respect me enough to at least tell it to my face. I thought wrong.
  2. For such a simple person, I find you the most intriguing of the lot! Stay this way if its in your own best interests, regardless of how much I pressure you to change.
  3. Its amazing how you can tolerate all my bullshit.. Life is fair in that it's given me a best friend in you. I hope we can broaden our horizons and excel in all areas together, and I hope that we stick through thick and thin (as we've already have).
  4. I admire your fire, your vigour, your spirit. I hope that you never let it extinguish, and I hope that you will always be there to light me when mine's been doused. Don't let your indomitable spirit disappear. Foreverrr!
  5. I've had a crush on you for the longessst time. Thanks to circumstances and conventions, its never going to work out.
  6. I regret with 100% what we had and so stupidly gave up. I regret the fact that forever now we shall merely be friends. I regret not being wholehearted and committed. As selfish as this may sound, I hope you feel the same.
  7. All these mixed signals you're sending is really throwing me off. What I read off you may be true after all. For now, I think I'm just going to let the distant past dominate, while i sit here futilely wondering..
  8. Thanks for telling me the truth. Thanks for telling me what a bad person I am, only so that I can improve on myself. Thanks for being there for me, and thanks for standing up for me. You mean a lot more to me than I could ever bear to tell you in person.
  9. Sorry for not showing you all the love and loyalty I should be giving. Sorry for manipulating/guilt-tripping/conning you for my benefit. Thanks for forever being there.
  10. Give me a fresh start. Give me the opportunity to befriend you properly. Maybe all will change, maybe all will be better.



Not going to spill a word of this to... Drive - Incubus

20061004

Post-Prelims DONE List:

Things I've done since Friday, 22nd September (officially the last day of the prelims!):

  1. Soccered with 3N guys
  2. Carl's Jr with 3N
  3. DotA at Paradiz with Cong/Jess/etc
  4. Miami Vice with Cong
  5. Dessert with Michelle/Nick/Cong/Shan/Kwan/Bern/Tres
  6. DOTA (x10000)
  7. Had my personality profiled with Fab/Jo/Nic/Nick
  8. Gym at Tanah Merah with Nick
  9. Dinner at TanahMerah sexychinese with Dar/Shan/Jo/Nick
  10. Drove home from Jo's!
  11. Kenny Roger's after church
  12. 10km runnn
  13. 3N stayover/potluck/crapfest


    Boon/Pam/Leehui/Me

    Guitar-Gods-In-Training

    Coupling!

  14. 3N LAN outing after prata! (4h45min of computer gazing o.O)
  15. Full House burger at Billy Bombers with CW
  16. Gym at Bishan with WenHao/Brandon
  17. Tuition for ShaoWei (woo $$$!)
  18. Random House Party
  19. SPAMMING comics (The Walking Dead, New Excalibur, Ultimate Extinction, etc)
  20. Decorating my room wall with cut-outs


    Walled-In. Jessica don't forget the girlymags O.o

  21. Collecting RESULTS (Gulp), and begging for marks from the M&M Mr Low (hard on the outside, chocolatey on the inside).
  22. Drinking/ZimParty with Amanda/Tres/Eiji/Dar/Michelle till the wee hours of 6am!
  23. More tuition with ShaoWei, Cheeseparty and HHers/Cultists, Gym with Jem
  24. Nai Nai's bday party with Bong's Catering at XKK's
  25. Jazz Club with Jem and fam! Woah and he went up to play amidst our Mocktail madness!
  26. Introing Jess to DOTA BATTLE.NET!
  27. Jamming with Jem and Nick into 4am, only to end up ponning school..
  28. Watching 'John Tucker Must Die' and then 'Little Miss Sunshine'
  29. SHOPPING!
Wheeha, now all that remains is to KARAOKE, cosparty, GymwithJem, mug for SATs!!



Cutting and pasting to... Handful - Kelis