Cholesterol

Inherent in one's genes,
Abhorrent in health screens,
Deterrent to anti-greens.
No more California handrolls
Thanks to that chemical so mean,
Cholesterol

Dependent on one's parents.
Not meant to be a detriment,
Not meant to cause devastation.
Sleeping on its job regulating membrane fluidity tolls,
That dastardly watchguard,
Cholesterol

helLDwelLer's the undesirable,
Superpower: Hyper-clogging.
Tri-Guy's the peripheral,
Superpower: Hyper-hogging.
A villainous team formed,
Their job: Blood vessels to deform

HeroDL's the commendable,
A vigilante very vulnerable.
Attempts to stop congestion
During peak hour digestion.

A wretched war is fought,
Suffering upon the lands is wrought.
To enjoy junk-food and aid the strife?
Or invest healthily for the rest of life?

Punnet squares, Chi squares
Have confirmed my impair(ment).
All have advised 'to be awares'.
Not a particular cause for euphoria
And already adversely affecting academia,
Hypercholesterolemia

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Well, my cholesterol is back at borderline high. Stupid hypercholeterolemia. Sigh. Why'd i have to fit so nicely into these genes my parents left for me?



Radically altering my diet AGAIN, to... Reach - Gloria Estefan