Brutha-ly Love: Yad eht fo sekoY, Part 6

YES! It's yet another Yoke of the Day recap! I can practically hear the cheering from here. In front of my computer. Before this thing is published. Before you have any knowledge that i'm writing it. It's just that highly anticipated!

Riiight. In case you're some newbie to the website (not Nubi, mind you. He's laid his paws everywhere already), YotDs are essentially a not-so-daily updated column on the right hand side that contains a random musing or amusing randoms.

Anyway, today's bunch range from July 16th to somewhere midway in September.

Harry, i am your FATHER! (Trust that Jen to perversify Harry Potter. This was just after the weekend book #6 was released, and he was trying to figure out the surprise plot twist. This one involved Dumbledore saying the aforementioned)
Help! I can't sustain my election! (The name of my first article for RA Mag! It has officially been passed by the teachers and should hit stands sometime early next year)
Think out of the confines, of the box that is your mind (Wah sometimes i amuse myself. This statement can SO be made into some poppy song)
Hello! This is M.I.A (Quoth MIA herself in 'Amazon', where she's being held ransom. She's a Sri Lankan rapper, btw)
Chip off the old Blog (Enjoy the pun. The very gross pun. The very gross pun that i thought of in school and made it a point to remember for the particular purpose of Yoke)
The snake he was drawing has become a millipede... (There's this chinese cheng yu: hua se tian zu, meaning to add feet onto the snake you're drawing. Essentially 'being extra' for the aristocrats who don't have to learn peasantly Chinese. In this case, it means being extremely, extremely extra)
Scroll Cap Num, Num Cap Scroll (The keyboards in the computer lab have these lights that turn on and off whenever you hit the Scroll, Cap and Num lock keys. In a fit of boredom, Congren/Me/Rilong were pressing them in this order to watch the flashy lights go on and off)
55 (My score for some random thing)
Old Schoolmate Candidates (I was trying to find this weird spammer on my blog who appeared to know quite a bit about me. Sooo irritating)
The voyeur in me wants me to rip off my skin (HAHA! The imagery...)
Don't trouble Trouble till Trouble troubles you. (Wordplay. Notice the word 'trouble' appears 4 times. Weeha.)
Purp is a tker (I'm usually purple whenever we DotA, and this time i was playing the Bane Elemental. Bane has a spell which puts anyone to sleep, damaging them over time. In bouts of selfishness, I randomly sleep my allies to ~~let them die~~ save them)
MOST OF MY POETRY, ok, BLOG, IS DONE IN JEST! (I found out from Ben that Jon Ng discovered my 'BB Boys' entry and was somewhat fuming over it)
STOP INTERRUPTI... (ng me! Failed, btw)
Unleash the Porn-star in you! (Yes, yes. Let's!)
OLDIE YotDs link below! (in this box lah, you blindtards) (I had just finished making the YotD content page haha. Deja vu alert!)
Tripta is trippin! (Mentioning random readers of my blog)
HELLO YIMING! i'm mentioning you! (Ditto above. Contents of mentioning are questionable.)
Superficialfragelistic XP ally docile (Statement to be said whenever you suddenly receive a lot of experience points in DotA :P)
We can call it the "funky elf"! (ALF! ALF rocks! He was referring to this dance that he invented)
Pour a little 1, 6-Dichloro-1, 6-dideoxy-beta-D-fructofuranosyl-4-chloro-4-deoxy-alpha-D-
galactopyranoside on it, baby (Quoth Discover magazine in an article about artificial sweeteners. Haha a classic. Not Coke though)
RED SHIRRRT! (John from church, if you're reading this, WEAR SOMETHING DIFFERENT PLEASE!)
Reading comical comic reads (Wordplay! Wah you'd think i prefer words to fores)