Feel-Good-Crap©
Come experience Dwayne's patented, 100% guranteed plus refunds, copyrighted and franchised Feel-Good-Crap©! It involves reliving a gruelling and exhausting session (typical of a training taken by Marvin) such as Feel-Good-Crap©'s spokesperson Dwayne did yesterday.
It is cleverly and aptly named as such due to the utterly CRAPPY feeling you get after only 1 session! This feeling, however, is innately GOOD because of what one did to achieve it (read: purely punishing PT)!
What YOU will get, is a FULL-BODY-ACHE *gasps*! Not just an unimaginative murmur in your heart nor a painful sensation when urinating*, but your entire package**, completely sore!
YOU, just as Dwayne did, will undergo a total tricep, back, abs, quads and calves workout! Throw in a couple of aching biceps if you went and did free weights in your bathroom on Tuesday!
In the course of the next day, you will immediately reap the benefits of yourtorture exercise, guranteed to give you marvellously (or should we say, Marvinlously?) unimaginable amounts of exhaustion!
Tendon-cy to jellify your appendages. Pudding not included.
The cost, FREE!!
You only have to wake up at 8:00am during mondays, wednesdays and fridays of the June holidays and sacrifice your entire, normally productive mornings. Also, the griminess and sweatiness that follows is not the company's responsibility.
ENJOY Feel-Good-Crap© NOW!
*If you are going through problems as such, please visit your urologist, LOSA!
**Does not refer to one's penis/scrotum/testicles here.
Smallprint: There is, however, a small defect with the product. The user will sleep for extended periods of time such that his family members would deem him comatose and prematurely bury him. Records have shown that Dwayne napped an appaling 4 hours more than normal today and effectively had his day ruined and his sleep cycle turned into a sleep pentagon.
Enjoying my Feel-Good-Crap© to... Alcohol - Barenaked Ladies
It is cleverly and aptly named as such due to the utterly CRAPPY feeling you get after only 1 session! This feeling, however, is innately GOOD because of what one did to achieve it (read: purely punishing PT)!
What YOU will get, is a FULL-BODY-ACHE *gasps*! Not just an unimaginative murmur in your heart nor a painful sensation when urinating*, but your entire package**, completely sore!
YOU, just as Dwayne did, will undergo a total tricep, back, abs, quads and calves workout! Throw in a couple of aching biceps if you went and did free weights in your bathroom on Tuesday!
In the course of the next day, you will immediately reap the benefits of your
Tendon-cy to jellify your appendages. Pudding not included.
The cost, FREE!!
You only have to wake up at 8:00am during mondays, wednesdays and fridays of the June holidays and sacrifice your entire, normally productive mornings. Also, the griminess and sweatiness that follows is not the company's responsibility.
ENJOY Feel-Good-Crap© NOW!
*If you are going through problems as such, please visit your urologist, LOSA!
**Does not refer to one's penis/scrotum/testicles here.
Smallprint: There is, however, a small defect with the product. The user will sleep for extended periods of time such that his family members would deem him comatose and prematurely bury him. Records have shown that Dwayne napped an appaling 4 hours more than normal today and effectively had his day ruined and his sleep cycle turned into a sleep pentagon.
Enjoying my Feel-Good-Crap© to... Alcohol - Barenaked Ladies
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