Hunkiest

The infamous article is here. My response?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG OMG OMG!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

(Note: the above exclaimations are NOT done jovially)

I shall futily attempt to justify the extremely hunky heavy crown placed upon my head. A head that is on the contrary to 'hunks', full of synaptic brain matter and electrifying intelligence.

"Bloggers.SG" gives connotations enough of inbred and reclusive cave scum who haven't seen the light of day (or that of a club). Bloggers are generally introverted, socially inept people. What's more, if they happen to be Singaporean, they will also possess the characteristics and qualities of a smelly piece of jinchalok (read: only attractive to prawn stars).

It is hence not a very difficult task being given such a grotesque title as that. Pardon any innuendos, but i am NOT saying i'm some flaming hunk of beef. Can you not tell by my impeccable wielding of the English language? Can't you??? Damn.

The Straits Times has done it again. What began as an innocent interview about my innocence (or lack thereof) led to some government-conspired prominent figure profiling plan. Can't blame them though ;)

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Please, define hunky:

Hunky? Nope.

Hmm... Still not quite...


AH PERFECTION!

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The one to blame and flame is... DARYL HO. Who asked him to be so well-connected inside the journalism circles? Who asked him to have a relatively private blog (not now heh)? Who asked him to ask his friend to give me an interview?

Ah meh. I've always been waiting for a big blog break such as this. Hopefully, this will spurn more beautiful people to write blogs, since they would most probably be cursing "WHO IS THIS UGLY GUY TO BE NAMED HUNKIEST? I'M BETTER LOOKING THAN HIM!".

Hopefully, this will raise the eye-candy factor of Singaporean blogs ;). Right now, there's only Sandra's, Xiaxue's and mine...



Hunkying my hunky hunksome to... Never is Enough - Barenaked Ladies