Ego Yokes, High Cholesterol Part 4

Hmm. When the weight of the world lies squarely (or circle-ly) on your shoulders, there's no better remedy than to make some YOKE OF THE DAY recap! In other words, i'm at a loss for words to update the myriad events that have transpired in the past few days. But that's just me.

Enjoy your Yokes runny!

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• The world should be kept in a box (Lyric from the title song of "Channel Upteenth Three", which is HERE ON YOUR TV!)
  
• Was that pun-intentional? (heh, one of my better retorts to some smart-ass who's all pompous after making a pun)
  
• What are your views on ignorance and apathy? I don't know and i don't care. (My sentiments exactly)
  
• Deep down i'm a very shallow person. (Quotable Jen, his best statement ever. I'm sure it was casually lifted off some other source though ;P)
  
• Nubi's hair beyond compare (Try to think of another Yoke when you're literally breathing in shed fur from my husky's coat-blowing)
  
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• How many people actually notice the YotD changes everyday? Hmm... (This WAS actually a thought i had to myself that day...)
  
• 'She Likes Me For Me', to 'Shook' (My Creative Mediasource was missing 1 song from the library as compared to my Zen Touch, and being the anal bastard i am, I just HAD to have it properly organised. Realised the buggy song was somewhere between these two songs. Nonetheless, i DID not find it and had to reload my entire library of 1300+ tracks)
  
• Check out my Profile! (Come to think of it, do it NOW!)
  
• iRNA, uRNA, whoRNA? (My eyes go @.@ at my crude allusions to the biology chapter of Replication of DNA)
  
• It doesn't take much to direct a whole (Me complaining about the easiness of being a leader, as compared to one of his/her slaves dutiful loyalists)
  
• Your legacy is left with friends, not with positions held (Words of the Wise: Ee Jean, after it turned out i wasn't popular enough for a place in the House Comm)
  
• Pokemon: Elitist eFer (EFers pwning pudgy people at church. Check out the entry 'Elitism'. FYI, its a crude pun on the Elite Four in Pokemon)
  
• A: How could you have the cheek to crack all those jokes? B: Butt butt butt... (WOOT sometimes i just crack myself up!)
  
• Stop being so judgmental about my spelling... (Jen and I were debating on the correct spelling of 'judgmental'. Guess which version i chose thanks to certain American Austrian influences in Terminator 2?)
  
• If Darth Sidious is insidious, then isnt Darth Vader invader? *Shudders, and not from intimidation* (Just came back from Star Wars Ep3 sneak. Some random topic we were discussing, on how dark lords got their monikers. Well, Sith Happens for some.)
  
• Izzy izzy ah (Missy Elliott song from her first album! Rawks! I was listening to it in anticipation of her new album, currently blasting on my radio at 11pm)
  
• What does one Pharma say to another? Migraine is better than yours (Pharma = farmer, Migraine = My grain. WAHAHA euggh. Original joke btw, although who'd want to claim credit for it...)
  
• If you have any extra poo, i'd suggest you hurl it now. (Intelligent Primate from 'Madagascar'! I just HAD to type this quote in after watching the sneak.)
  
• Don't worry about it, my derriere. (In lieu of immense randomness, i shall refrain from making matters worse attempting to elucidate matters)
  
• Don't quit smoking, quit life. Its more dangerous (mmm hmm *agrees wholeheartedly with self*)
  
• Incest Leia (confirm spected from DHo, thinking about reliving Jabba's last hour alive, i'll bet)
  
• Takes pun to know fun (Yet another comeback, but for when people question the integrity of your [very crappy] puns)
  
• I may be mug ugly, but you're pug ugly (To all who call me mugger, this applies to YOU!)
  
• Words are my instruments in the composition that is life (read: Blogging pwnz!)
  
• The world's your oyster shell, so what's that funny smell? You eat the bible anyway, you'll soon get salmonella (From the Barenaked Ladies' "Who Needs Sleep?", absolutely punning. Oops, pwning.)
  
• Necs please (Me discovering the beauty of a hero in DotA humbly appellated "Rotund'jere". He's the BEST lah! Oh and he's a necrolyte/necromancer. Pun on 'next, please', a phrase popular in the EFers)
  
• The snake in the grass is barking up the wrong tree. (So what animal am i again?)
  
• My car of thought goes "BEP! BEP!" (Just got the Black Eyed Peas' new album, and was particularly satisifed with my buy)

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John Lennon has his Yoko Ono, I have my Yoke-o, Day-old.



Scratching mosquito bites to... Can't Stop - Missy Elliott