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Fatnorexia

Fatnorexia

[rap]
Dere be once a big boi obese
In digits on da scale did he increase
Lose weight and got fitted did he,
But while chattin one day in air-con freeze
This play was displayed,
Dissed, played
He stopped, dropped, KABOOM
What a good friend said brought him to his knees
For he was damn off by far
Anorexia Nervosa...

[chorus]
Yeaah, you look fat!
Your bone structure...
Still retains some of that
Bloated look.
Yeaah, you look fat!
Your bone structure...
Still retains some of that
Bloated look.

*whisper*
But when i see you in person,
its like you're anorexic!

[verse 1]
Stuck in a rut
Now i'm all cramped in
Suck in my gut
Now i'm falling off
Nowhere to strut...

[pre-chorus]
Slouching in my chair
Chatting with a friend
About me was an air
Of absolute insecurity
When he said...

[chorus]

[verse 2]
Naph Gold times 3
How can that mean
i'm under flab's decree
Doesn't that mean
Hang up all the crockery?

[pre-chorus]

[chorus]

[bridge]
Oh the world out there
Is such a cruel place
Where best friends
Insult you to your face
Insult you to your face
Such a cruel place...

[chorus x2]

If you know what i mean...



yah you look fat
your bone structure...
still retains some of that bloated look if you know what i mean
but when i see you in person
its like you're anorexic

That was the compliment that inspired my first-ish attempt at song-writing. The song is supposed to be a rap-rock collaboration, with falsetto old skool rock chorus, a semi-fast spoken pre-chorus and seductive whispering. It chronicles the pain and suffering an obese person who worked hard to drop his excess load, only to be further criticised on his appearance. Arrgh if you can't picture it, try to make that into a mental song (mental song it is, all right...).

Thanks jeremy. My self-esteem is bounding around unstoppably now. Weeha. I only hope i look like how i was in Japan '04 last we met. He was talking about me in this pic on MSN o.O

Anyway, if any of you haven't noticed (which i'm sure is the majority), i still have NOT went and corrected my previous blog entries. I shall *have* to complete it by this long weekend.



Tapping my fingers to... Fatnorexia - The Darkness ft Snoop Dogg (as i see it!)

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