Brutha-ly Love

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20040103

Yokes of the Day

A collection of previous... well, collections of Yokes of the Day, this weird recurring theme in one of the sidebars. It's where i spew out random quotes, quirky witticisms, consummables for thought and my life's fragments not worth an entry by itself (that is A LOT!). It is updated everytime i post, so it virtually IS 'of the Day'.

"Musings make you Lose Control, Musings make you lose control!"


The FIRST
I think we're both cations, cause i find you repulsive", "its matters not what matter matters, but what matters matter", "Biology grows on you", "When you're the butt of all jokes, turn the other cheek"...


The SECOND
"Face it, the Tooth hurts.", "Don't worry, you'll be safe in the afterlife since All Dogs Go to Heaven.", "Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.", "'... he then controls mating rights with all females that come...'"...


The THIRD
"Shit happens, Weight lessens", "Please do not mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.", "Selective omissions make", "Immaterial, immaterial girl"...


The FOURTH
"Was that pun-intentional?", "Your legacy is left with friends, not with positions held", "What does one Pharma say to another? Migraine is better than yours", "Words are my instruments in the composition that is life"...

The FIFTH
"Doting on Dota", "Por favor, no me agas tu puta", "Chemically speaking, basic bimb", "The God of War is helping me find songs", "Party like there's HOES tomorrow", "My least favourite dog: Border Colliesterol", ...

The SIXTH
"Scroll Cap Num, Num Cap Scroll", "The voyeur in me wants me to rip off my skin", "Don't trouble Trouble till Trouble troubles you", "STOP INTERRUPTI...", "We can call it the 'funky elf'!", "Chip off the old blog", ...

The SEVENTH
"Voyeur into the Unknown", "Love's Labour Cost", "Why wordplay when you can foreplay?", "Blaxtra fulfilled", "Prime and Pride wait for no Man", "If my cheeks were so full, round and bright, i'd moon you too!", ...