Don't Sleep!

Inspired by true events in church ie. Me sleeping through half of it.

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Don't Sleep

(sung to the tune of No Doubt's "Don't Speak")

[Verse 1]
Monotony,
To which my mind is tethered
While we pray, it's tethered, always
I really feel
That I'm reaching my wit's end,
I can't deceive
This clergy. The End.
It feels as though i'm letting go,
It's an ordeal,
Well I don't want to doze.

[Chorus]
Don't sleep!
I know church may be boring,
Potentially migraining,
Please try and stay alert.
Don't sleep!
Don't pretend you're winking,
Stop committing treasons,
Those ones against the church!

[Verse 2]
Dream fantasies,
Well, they can be inviting.
And most are brought about by
Nightly gaming.
As the guy says "Trust the sky",
With my head in my hands
I get shut eye.

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Sermon's ending
I gotta stop pretending i'm aware...

Christianity,
I can't sleep, its crying...
"Wakey!"

Don't sleep!
I know church may be boring,
Potentially migraining,
Please try and stay alert. (So? So? So?)
Don't sleep!
Don't pretend you're winking,
Stop committing treasons,
Those ones against the church!
Like nipples just stay pert!
Preacher's boring braying,
But please start refraining,

Don't sleep!
Don't sleep!
Don't sleep!
Oh, I see heavy blinking,
And I don't need your reasons.
You know you should,
You know you should,
You know you really should.
Oh, Zz Zz zZ zz ZZ Zz zZ Zz ZZ zz Zz
Don't, Don't, Zz-zZZz.
Mind's eye swirlin'.
Blush, blush darlin'. Hush, hush
Don't yell or scream or blurt!
Mind's eye swirlin'.
Gush gush, droolin'. Shush, shush.
Like nipples just stay pert!

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Dripping my drippy nose to... Don't Speak - No Doubt