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Dict-jian-ary: A to F

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Words and phrases beginning with the letters A to F



Agu
  1. name. Professional Black soccer player Agu Casmir.
  2. nickname. Bill, a friend of Nick's father, who organises soccer teams to do his bidding.
  3. n. A person who is very... Black.
  4. rhetoric. Synonymous with 'abu'. See 'aguden?'
    - EFers: Dwayne. A pun on 'abu'.
    - eg "Have you had your dinner?" "Abu?" "Agu??" "Agu-uuu."
Aguden?
  1. rhetoric. Synonymous with Singlish term 'abuden?', short for 'Ah, but then?'.
    - EFers: Dwayne. A pun incorporating 'Agu' and 'Abuden'.

Ataa!
  1. translation. "Is she that desperate?"
    - Jen and Dwayne. Taken from the movie 'A Series of Unforunate Events', where the baby was pointing to that crazy aunt trying to fondle Jim Carey as the evil Count Olaf.
    - eg. *Pointing to a certain couple that includes The Epitome of Fugly* "Ataa!!"

"The Aware was there"
  1. exp. "I was ready for it, although i might not have been able to handle it"
    - EFers: Linus. The key phrase that spawned 'awas' during backyard badminton.
    - Derivations: "The Awas was there".

Awas
  1. v. Malay for 'caution'. Adapted for usage in backyard badminton. Also see "the Aware was there" and "Care".
    - EFers: Linus. During aforementioned badminton session on Dwayne's garden.
    - eg. "Watch the soccer ball! Awas awas!!"

Banana Republic
  1. affliation. Famous for karaoking, desserting and Invader Zim! Consists of B1 (Reiko), B2 (Amanda), Rotten Banana (Dwayne) and Goreng Pisang (Daryl) in the core group. Cameos from Michelle (Rat In the Hat), B3 (Bern), B4 (Tres).
    - Initially created as a split faction in order to gossip about *ahem ahems* and jBerns.

Bish
  1. onomatopoeia. Sound made when playfully boxing someone.
    - Pam, in daily MSN conversation (and sometimes real life!)
    - eg. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME? *bish*"

Black

  1. adj. Colour that is the product of absorbing all wavelengths of visible light.
  2. n. Negro-lific.
  3. adj. Having characteristics of a Negro. This can be in the form of musical tastes, coolness, idiocy, penchant for crime and skin-tone etc.
    - EFers: Linus. Attempt to be less... direct.
    - eg. "That's damn black lah, stop doing it leh".
Black Strat
  1. n. A strategy in DotA that involves stunning and suiciding. Very very very effective (at irritrating people).
    - DotAgAng: Dwayne and Nick, when they realised how 'blaaack' it was.
  2. n. The pre-contracted phrase for 'blaxtra', Dwayne's online WC3 account name.

Blackie
  1. n. Someone having characteristics of a Negro. Usually used affectionately.
    - EFers: Ben. It's essentially the ²definition of 'Black'.
    - eg. "Aay blackie, how do you do this qs?"

Care
  1. v. Asking for a degree of alertness to be set up.
    - DotAgAng: Dwayne. Originally adapted from Warcraft 3 ladder games, and eventually brought out to the soccer field.
    - eg. "Enemy heroes coming, care care!"

Charlie gurantee
  1. v. Definitely. See "Confirm/firm/konfz".
    - Originated from Charlie, our mentally-challenged tour guide in Phuket, while he manhandling the English language. He was 'gurantee'ing our fun at "Phuket Phantasy", which sucked. Bad.
    - eg."You sure about this?" "Konfz plus chop Charlie gurantee."

Confirm/Firm/Konfz
  1. v. Wholehearted agreement, definitely. See "Charlie gurantee"
    - EFers, exact origin unknown.
    - eg. "You sure about this?" "Konfz plus chop Charlie gurantee."

(3N)Coolios
  1. affl. The self-proclaimed 'cooler' group of S03N 2005-2006. Members include Congren/ Rilong/Haoyi/Dwayne/Tim/Boon/Bryan/Jessica/Serene/Pam/Leehui/Sherilyn/etc
    - Congren and Dwayne, after struggling to find ways to group the class in activities.
    - eg. "Who's going for the stayover later?" "Oh, the 3NCoolios lah!"
  2. antonym. See "Geektards".

DNDC
  1. acronym. "DunNo Dun Care", indicating one's ignorance and apathy.
    - Dwayne, in the many moments where he refuses to listen to anyone's advice and continue barrelling down his way to self-destruction.
    - eg. "What are you doing?!" "DNDC!"

Don't Be a Dick, Slijepan
  1. phr. Essentially meaning "Don't be retarded".
    -Linus and Benjamin. Linus was going around incessantly asking what Slijepan's (the SEA games guy) first name was. Benjamin, annoyed, spouted the phrase "Don't be a dick", which got stuck as his first name due to fuzzy logic.
    - eg. "So how issit with her??" "Don't be a Dick, Slijepan".

EFers
  1. affl. Extended Family-ers. A group that includes a bunch of insensitive hellions (namely Dwayne, Nick, Linus, Daryl, Shan, Jo, Ben, Fabz and some other less conspicuously evil people)
    - Crude creation of XKK, who thought that the 'EFers' would be a cool name to have. Supposedly pronounced 'ee-firs', but what the heck. We're better off as effers.
    - Does not include 'Secondary EFers', who essentially include Nicole/Kar/Tabbie/CW/ Marc/Jeremy/Benjamin/Daniel/etc

Eihh liao
  1. onomatopoeia. 'Eihh' being the sound made when cartoon/gaming characters die. It means 'definitely going to be deceased', or for the layman, 'die alreddi'.
    - EFers: Ben.
    - eg. "Quick they're coming! EIHH LIAO EIHH LIAO!!"

Emode
  1. adj. Being in an extremely emotional mood. Contraction of 'Emo Mode'.
    - EFers: Dwayne. Popularised by Nick on Shan, Congren on Haoyi.
    - eg. "Shit Shan is in Emode again. Someone better go and let him sing that Aerosmith song."

"(I'm) Feeling"
  1. v. Expressing consent, agreement or concurrance to an issue. Usually followed by a 'you', or a 'felt' if the matter in question was deemed successful.
    - EFers: Johan and Linus, in their moments of macabre molestation
    - eg. "How does chocolate sound?" "I'm feeling it".

fg(x)
  1. mathematical. Putting the range of function g(x) into the domain of f.
  2. n. FaG of X. Weak attempt to disguise the crude references to a certain sexually-unsure person. Noted for vainly trying to scare an aquarium full of fish using the 'broken-wrist syndrome'.
    - EFers: Dwayne. Yet another attempt by the EFers to be less... direct.
    - eg. "Look at that fg(x)!! LOOOOK!"
fg(y)
  1. mathematical. Putting the range of function g(y) into the domain of f.
  2. adj. FaG of Y, aka faggy. Having characteristics of a very anal person (literal).
    - EFers: Dwayne. This pun, is lik, sooo gh3y~! ^^
    - eg. "Eh stop being fg(y) leh, v gross u noe?"

Firming Cream
  1. n. An imaginary ointment that supposedly makes one more 'firm', or more professional/muscular/toight.
    - EFers: Johan. He was asking for some on Shannon, in particular. By 'some' i mean bucket-loads.
    - eg. "You confirm need some firming cream, Konfz?"

Fuggs
  1. n. A very effing ugly person.
    - Dwayne and Nick, when commenting on passers-by on the many Sub Club visits.
    - eg. "OMG check out the fuggs!"
  2. adj. Having the outward characteristics of a very effing ugly person.
    - Contraction and 'cutifying' of the word 'fugly'.
    - eg. "Eh, you don't think she's fuggs meh?"

Fuggsome
  1. adj. See ²Fuggs. Tends to have a greater order of magnitude from that.
    - Dwayne, when an exceptionally fugly person popped out from under the woodwork.
    - Derivatives: Fugsoid, Fuggsy