Poetics Unanonymous

Bask in the warm glow of satirical songs, pleasantly putrid poetry and a deluge of demeaning demarcations. The really good ones are in BOLD! Now, how BOLD was i to say that!?

* represents a relyricised song spoof.

• BB Boy*, a much flamed re-lyricism of Beyonce's hit 'Baby Boy'. This was written after a particularly irritating BB session in Sec 4, but none of it applies now... I think. Jan 25.
  
• Past 2 Days, What to Say?, an amophous lump of rap, poetry and song combined to give a (rather terrible) account of my day. Jan 27.
• Lonely, I am so loneleee, i have nobodieee, to caalll my OWN! Of course, much better than that stupid Akon's song.Feb 8.
• Only Time Will Tell, a luuurve poem!
  
• Screwed Up!* An ode to JC sung to the tune of Usher's 'Caught Up'. Going to be published in the next issue of RAmag! 22 Feb.
• People, written in a moment of angst. Just when i was about to have the whole truth of existentialism revealed to me, some idiots had to go and ruin it. March 20.
• Why Do People Read My Blog? A rather egotistical and self-indulgent entry. Please ignore. 2 April.
• Gossip, everyone's favourite subject of conversation and bonding. I DECRY its existence! Unfortunately, it pwned me a few days after this... 16 April.
• Regrets in my life. Count how many you share! 17 April.
• 2 aka Me Getting Pwned By Gossip. 22 April.
• Roadrageous!* Sung to the tune of Britney Spear's "Outrageous". I'm sure the title says it all. 1 May.
• Fat-norexia! My griping about my looks pops in for a guest spot. 19 May.
• Monochromatic 'Ol Me, my first officially sanctioned song (modified, of course) for Jeremy's band Cokespill. 26 May.
• I Need a Bone pt 1*, rapped to the tune of Usher's "I Need a Girl pt 1", but by dogs. (e.E no shit). 29 May.
• I Was Outed @ Toastmasters. Ok, long story here. Basically, i'm gay for the sake of a public speaking topic. 4 June.
  
• Class Chalet. My most pre-school poem in like, EVER. Not even my poems in actual pre-school were like this... 7 June.
• Birth, my award-winning poem on life and love. And lots of love. Come to think of it, the sex paragraph must have swayed the judges in my honour. 17 June.
• Cholesterol. Everybody's favourite animalistic lipid gets a rap makeover. 14 July.
  
• A-DotA-ddiction. The game that i dedicated 24 hours in a week to MUST get some poetic mention. Ok, time to get back to playing... 29 July.
• Don't Sleep* Dedicated to church, where i feel that my selective narcolepsy there REALLY needs addressing. Hey, can't help it if i slept so late! 7 August.
• The Gym Buffet. Penned after a rather (ful)filling session there! Ode to all those random gym buffs. HAHA, noticed the nuances? Buffet. Buff. Ok nevermind... 11 August.
• Unmanageable Dress Hearts, my ode to anagrams. Or RA mangas. Woo Hentai. 12 August.
  
• The Robberess who stole my heart. The Robberess whom i've forgotten about since. 29 August.
• The Old Saga Tree. Sigh i'm getting a lil too lovey dovey these days... 17 October.
• Because I Grew* Dedicated to all the fatties out there. WE LUV YOU! 23 October.
• Scripts Don't Lie* for what i'm sure we all felt after getting back our CT scripts and not being able to beg for marks. 13 April 2006.
• Where Are We Now? Just let me vent. E-mode liao. 10 May.
  
• I Love My Bitch. Dedicated to Nubi! Happy (belated) 2nd Birthday! 16 Sept.
• Imagine. Muacks muacks heart kena stolen. At least it was returned to me in one piece :P Nov 15 2006