Brutha-ly Love: Ego Yokes, High Cholesterol Part 2

In case you readers haven't noticed the very prominent and ever-changing column on the right of this page stating in obvious bold, "Yoke of the Day", this post is here to remind you of its dreary existence and in case you missed any earlier, to not miss them and their inate logic.

It's basically my personal, small scale Speaker's Corner. Just very brief. And one sided. And irreverent. But these minor issues provide no setback to it's rousing success and complement the fluidity of my thought and conscience. I did not know what i was talking about in the last few sentences.

The Yokes also tend to relate to the entry of that day, so try to find some link! These incoherent convolutions start from just after the O' level results were released this year.

Haku the An-butch (Sentiments after amassing Narultimate Hero, and using this very effeminate girl-guy guy character. Sigh that [s]he's so uber cool)
Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten. (Lyrical excerpt from Natasha Beddingfield's "Unwritten", very apt lyrics)
The New In-thing: Beauty (Some obscure reference to inner beauty here, which is OH SO IMPORTANT... Not)
I stone more than i rock. (kopped from Ashish's MSN nickname, truly true)
Face it, the Tooth hurts. (With days left to spare till my wisdom teeth's crucifixion at the dental cross)
I Know What You Did Last Semester. (A cryptic comment i devised for Ernest last year, when there were rumours that he did something gross for teachers to get his unnaturally high literature grade)
ProYownage. (After my ranting about wanting a Bumble-bee yoyo for my wisdom tooth removal recovery present. Still haven't got anything...)
The tooth? You can't handle the tooth! (There goes all my wisdom...)
The best things in life... are not things. (Wisdom pops in for a guest appearance)
You want to have your wisdoms removed? Suture self. (HAHA 'suture self' = 'suit yourself'? Sutures meaning stitches? Argh just because i learnt that as a new word didn't mean i had to debut it so cheesily)
Where do Islams eat on Friday? Mosqueburger (spur hur E.e Ate at Mosburger that day and was feeling fat and vengeful to the fast food industry)
Super + uber = suber. Stupid + ipod = stupod. hence suber stupod = ?? (complete the equation to get my very blatant feelings toward the over-priced piece of junk flooding markets now)
Working like a dog, at the synagogue... (Lyrical excerpt from Weird Al's "Pretty Fly [For a Rabbi], a damn gosu song. This was in commemoration of school restarting. Shit, getting a huge piece of deja vu now...)
That's very rude, mind your manures. (Must i really explain this?)
Don't worry, you'll be safe in the afterlife since All Dogs Go to Heaven. (A quasi-witty insult i devised years back in days of yore and older blogs. The show rocks!)
Yay Nubi's afterlife is secured then. (Couldn't be bothered to come up with something wittier. Soiree for that!)
Wo Men is bai tian shi studen, wan shang shi bludder. (uggh gross CNB advert that everyone was spamming on my flooble chatterbox)
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. (E-mail from Jen regarding this competition wherebyreaders of a magazine were to remove/add/change a letter in a word to give it a completely new meaning. This was the best, and most apt for i killed 14 mosquitoes that night)
Typohoid: The disease which results in multiple spelling errors over MSN. (My own spin at the word competition after one-too-many typos spoiled my many punchlines)
How can one forget a designated Yoke of the Day???
Karma >>> Zen (My Zen Touch got pwned with some shit hard drive problem. Similar to my karma just ran over your dogma)
Money not used in betting is money saved is money earned. (ie GAMBLE GAMBLE!)
'... he then controls mating rights with all females that come...' (Leave it to Discover magazine to come up with alpha male quotes. Haha there was actually an omitted "to the waterhole to drink", but leave it to my pervy mind to come up with this)
Nigga what? (Jigga what? Jigga who?)