Brutha-ly Love

Welcome to the quarry of the quintessential quirk, the caberet of the crazed cretin, the abode of the aberrant aristocrat, the nexus of the neurotic engineer, the diary of the dogmatic dog-lover and the ranch of the revolutionary romantic! Have fun at your own expense!

20060919

Post-Prelims To-Do list:

Things i MUSTMUSTMUST (or preferably, or already am going to) have/do after the prelims:

  1. Stayover and movie marathon for 3N!
  2. Stayover and crapfest/drinking party with Banana Republic and EFers
  3. Karaoke at environment building with all karaokiers! Also with the badminton/pingpong and squash courts ;)
  4. CD shopping once more (Fergie's The Dutchess/Scissor Sisters' 'Ta Da!'/Mya's 'Liberation'/ Ciara's 'The Evolution'), and contemplating many many others (Dixie Chicks, P Diddy)
  5. Go Australia for Ka's 21st! Bleurgh. Stupid SATs.
  6. Russell Peters October 7th!
  7. MassGym once again :P. Shan suggested testing out Cali. I'm feeling we won't be the ones doing the pumping there lah. Oh and SWIM to practice for triathlons!
  8. Spam Comics that were ordered from Amazon! SOOOOO many, like, $300 worth coming in less than a week!
  9. Finally finish off Invader Zim with Nick x.X (hence meaning mass stayovers as well).
  10. Sentosa! Volleyball and the likes of picnics..
  11. Intro Michelle to ice-cream/chocolate mooncakes! ALTERNATIVELY visit the Taka basement on an empty stomach ;)
  12. Claim my treat of a RoyalFlush burger from CW, after he so unceremoniously soiled my house.
  13. Go to a bar! Haha been meaning to actually sit and sip..
  14. DotA till kingdom come. Or at least till morning come heh.
  15. The list goes on... ARGHHH END NOW PRELIMS.



Digested Marvel 1602 to... Get Up ft Charmillionaire - Ciara

20060916

I Love My Bitch!

I Love My Bitch!
(sung to the tune of Busta Rhyme's "I Love My Bitch")


My Nubi never lets me frown
Thats why I never let him go


He's always acting like a pup
when he sleep and shit the floor


My Nubi so amazing
Let me sit back and count the ways
1...... he the shit


2...... he has ticks


3...... and he can wag it


I love my bitch
I love my Nubi yup yup


I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)


I love my Nubi yup yup
I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)


I love my Nubi yup yup
I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)


I love my bitch
He the shit




Happy belated birthday Nubi!

Inspired by Dar's 'I Love My Doggie'!



SexyBacking to... Summerlove - Justin Timberlake

20060914

UpDate With Destiny

"If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off the bar top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar top dancing... a young girl with a short skirt dancing on it may attract some insults from some other men, the boyfriend will start fighting and some people will die."

-Dr Vivian Balakrishnan, Minister for Community Development, Youth and Sports



WAHAHA.

Anyway, the prelims have been going better-than-fine. I managed to complete all my papers! A feat by RJ standards o.O

And as you can see by my new DP, i have a new hairstyle! Shaved lines in the side, and almost got barred from the Maths Paper on Monday by Alfie haha ("If I were the A level examiner, I might ban you from the paper.." "Oh.. Ok then ill go and ask some teacher-in-charge about it" "I AM part of the discipline committee for the prelims."). Right.

Then of course there have been the midnight galivants with the CAR. Since P³ was out of town, the car has been free for the taking (and the Payar Lebar romps).

Speaking of cars, THESE have finally arrived:


CadillacXLR AceOfClubs, Corvette Coupe Chase
(both limited to 2500!)


After the physics paper yesterday, we went down to J8 for lunch, and i discovered "FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS" and "KELIS WAS HERE", albums by JT and Kelis respectively! Considering how barren the CD market has been of late (I had to resort to local bands Electrico and Texas for my weekly CD nutritional requirements O.o), I snapped them up immediately!

And i just ran 21km again, this time in 1hr55min, a new record (previous time was abt 2 hours for some unknown-but-slightly-less-than-21km distance :P)! Best thing, is that yesterday i didn't "hit the wall"! For those of you unfamiliar with the term, its when one runs out of glycogen and starts burning fat, the transition of which is akin to being struck by multiple fevers. The route, btw, is my house - serangoon central - lornie road - j8 - sin ming - thomson - macritchie - macritchie 5km route - home.

Anyway, today's been a good day to relax away the aches, and await the 6 hours of papers once again tomorrow X.x



CRVing to... My Love - Justin Timberlake

20060909

Shut Up And DANCE!

ShutUpAndDance @ NUS was on tonight at the NUS Centre for the Arts. I was invited to bring some friends along by Calista, who was performing with the NUS Dance Troupe!

Due to everyone's sketchiness, I just went in and bought 5 tickets, originally intended for Me/Tres/Amanda/Reiko/Dar. Unfortunately, the latter 3 could NOT make it (but WHY?!), and they were replaced by Michelle/AG/Bern instead, after much ado.

OMG Tres's small head makes mine look damn huge lah..

Before walking into the auditorium, I had NO IDEA that it was a HIPHOP DANCE show. The DJ turntable, strobe lights and heavy bass gave it away, and i was pleasantly (ok, ecstatically) surprised. Ask Michelle!

What ensued was 2 hours of the sexiest dances ever [silhouette!]. I, being a HipHop afficionado (an oxymoron if there ever was one :P), thoroughly loved eet! So many favourite songs were played, from SexyBack to GetDownHitTheFloor and even BadMan! And of course, there were the sultry dances oozing with sex appeal, the wildly innovative dances (leopardskin!), the battles AND the hots!


Bern/Me/Cal/Tres/Mich


OMG Calista! *droools*

FARRRRK I am SO going to take up hiphopdancing.. !

After that, we adjourned down to Clementi for supper, before the loooong train ride back (hi YongGeng!).. And now, the 3 hours of continuous mugging begins. Or at least HAS to.



Damage Controlling to... Fix Up Look Sharp - Dizzee Rascal

P³ and His Warmed House

Friday afternoon saw me meeting up with CW for my belated Carl's Jr meal. This was due ever since... WEDNESDAY, where i was supposed to meet with Jem/Nick/Shan/CW, but got food-poisoned instead. I had the Double Bacon Thingum, which was so meatily filling. WOO! No more Carl'sJr-lust for the next 3 months!

After that, we adjourned to the HSBC Starbucks in an attempt to mug our quota in anticipation of the housewarming party P³ had organised (for his younger, hotter, clubbier friends).

In the blink of an Anti-Mage (never mind, geek DotA joke), we were at my house, celebrating its newly christened state of COMPLETE RENOVATION! The guests started pouring in while the alcohol started pouring down, signifying the start of the housewarming party to end them all!


Me/Jeff/Weina/P³. Me/Lionel

There were also several friendly 'hots' (NOT a derogatory term :P) that came along with Lionel! Crystal, Marilyn and Cara. At this point, Daryl and Linus [HAP DAE YOU YOU] had also arrived, along with countless others that i can barely remember.. And so began the whirlwind shutterslutting..


Lionel/Cara/Linus/Maril/CW/Me/Cryst.


Lionel in my RJ PE! Heh imma sucker for good-lookers ;)

They lot of them left earlier for Zouk, however, and it was to my room for Maximum Stonage. Gail also came, and Dar was happy enough to perform some magic on for her! Ross also came with Hero, her Garfield-lookalike cat that was the main attraction of the night!


Dar/Gail. Me + Ross' persian, Hero!


Looking flustered trying to get a nice shot of the cat!

In the meantime, i was also earning my keep for being at the party in the first place! I was dubbed the official TourGuide, and had to relay interesting anecdotes while bringing people about the house..

Tour-guiding has its benefits! [besides Dar ruining shots..]

WOoo. After that, Fabien/Jo/Ben also came, and started freeloading on the boozeums. CW got pissssssing drunk, and has now been forever barred from drinking in my presence (after his projectile finale).. He also *ahem*ed with a particularly rotund housekeep.

Shoutouts to Seth/Agnes/Annie/Regina/Ansari/Angela/Toon/TKK and USL/random angmohs/Mikhail/many many many others whose names i've forgotten [sorrry, memory capacity on low for the next two weeks!].

See ya all next time!



Putting CW down to... Why Don't You and I - Santana ft Alex Band

20060902

'WASTED'

.. is the word i scribble in thick black felt whenever i spend an entire day doing absolutely NO WORK (multiply this by 3 if doubt my credibility ;P). Today has been one such day, but it was definitely not a waste!

It began with waking at 12pm for lunch. Dar stayed over from the KRUNK! the night before, and we both had to rush down to Orchard for our respective meetings.

P³ was gracious enough to fetch us and I arrived on the dot for my PSC Scholarship Tea session. There, I met Jeremy Auw (now shortformed as Jem), who was interested in the PSC (and was way underdressed, which was besides the point). Also, it was CRAWLING with RJC people. Apart from giving out major freebies and glorious lychee-tarts, it was rather ho-hum. The only good thing was the catching up with people like Nicholas and Clarence, as well as intro-ing Jeremy to some classmates.

Once it was over, Maxine/Bryan/Jem/I walked down to the MRT, and had one of the weirdest chain of conversations ever (with me and Max crapping substantially). We were headed to SGH to visit Jem's friend Ty, who recently had surgery.

Thanks to God's blessings, the operation was a success, and he is now happily recuperating.


Ty's family and Jem. Kaz/Me/Jem!

I swear Ty has the hottest siblings in the world, and they're in the age range of 8 to 11!! *PAEDO ALERT*. Anyway, even TKK/XKK came down to pray for them, so it was all good! They're such a cool and chirpy family, its hard not to feel envious.

Soon after, it was a frantic rush down to Jeremy Nunn's (now shortformed as Jermy) birthday party. There, we met up with him and his sister Jasmine, and their friends Cathleen/Isalee and Amalia.


Jas/Isa/Ama/Cat/Jerm/Me/Jem


Jermy/Cat. Ama/Jasmine. Me/Jermy

After an extremely gratifying and filling BBQ, it was cake-cutting time! Jasmine chose a cake that came from *tada* BREADTALK. What's more surprising is its immense sensuality. Spread the Breadword of mouth!



After the party, it was down to hanging at Jermy's house and chilling. Jermy was a very good friend from my childhood, and we share many a fond memory either destroying buildings, making race tracks or yachting around Singapore. Now, he's reached the mature age of 19, and i can't help but miss some of the fun we used to have. No worries, however, as there are many new avenues now! Its so amazing to see him attached, immersed in University life, etc.

Its even more amazing when I think of how he views me now. Also, its unfair how mixed people look so good x.X. CURSE YOU UWC!



Anticipating KARAOKEEE to... Fighting Over Me - Paris Hilton

Krunk! @ Sentosa

Krunk! @ Sentosa promised loads of fun. I had forced myself to finish up all the topics on Magnetism AND Ionic Equilibria in anticipation of this 'beach party' that promised a foam dancefloor, kissing booths and bargain-item stalls and a flesh parade!

We started off fetching Nick, and went down to Harbor Front to meet up with the others. Soon, Amanda/Michelle/Dar/Tres arrived, followed by Fabien and then Jo/Tab/Reina/Elle.


Funky-flesh dressed to impress, ready to party!

After a hurried dinner, we boarded the bus, with sufficient eye candy to keep us excited for the event ahead. Once there, however, all we saw was a fountain garden full of youth-ish people sitting down and stoning, obviously waiting for someone to instigate something fun.

Being exceptionally 'fun' people ourselves, we plopped down on the steps and began CAMWHORING! (I swear I need a new term for this overused cliche of a term)


Me/Amanda/Mich/Tres. SexySquinting.


Let the kissing begin!


Cal joins us (albeit momentarily). The Flesh Parade.

Besides the 'Calvin Klein' RJ rugger, the girls spotted these hot ang mohs, and wanted to take a picture with this particular dogtag-wearing guy. Unfortunately, through a mixup of sorts, they had to settle for his slightly less buff and less good-looking friend.. He was exceptionally friendly and amusing though (read: clingy).


AngMohTeh. Balancing over the catwalk.

Finally, the crowd was energised! We started dancing, but amidst the sweat and grime (and at the girls' bequest), we somehow lost our shirts :P Too bad Fab and Jo didn't strip too, or else it would have been a gayfest fit for Siegfried and Roy!


BuffSquad


Charlie's mangels.

All in all, however, the party didn't live up to its expectations. We left at about 3am and everyone crashed my house for Macdonald's and Mystery Men (God, I love alliterations).


Poooped.

Thanks to the company, the night was one of the funnest still! Many Hi's to Amanda's hot(les)friends, Amos&Co, BenLoong&Co, AndrewYap and Gen, and other people who were there and whom we made momentary contact with!



Desperately needing sleep to... Get Down Hit the Floor - Twista ft Pitbull