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20070531

MAY you be entertained:

OMG i haven't updated in a month on this blog..

Accio loyal readers!

OCS has been so uber eventful (read: timewasting-consuming) that i haven't been able to update, let alone take sufficience pictures! I think I just dropped 3 levels.. From certified Camwhore to a mere Cambitch.

Damn. Anyway,

It starts withhhh:

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY (Early May. To be honest, I kinda forgot)

Met up with CW somewhere along in the bitterness, and decided to include Nai² in the picture as well o.O We went down to CoffeeBean Serangoon Gardens for tea and to get Nubi a new leash, considering he broke his and RAAAN off, prompting us to rush back home and find him.


Weirdest. Road. Trip. Ever.

Freaaaking long uberconfinement week. Section field caaamp. Wurgh.


IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY (11th to 13th May)

Spiderman 3 with Ben&Jerry immediately after bookout! Then down to RockAC with Max, Denise, Michies, Jem & Letitia. I love it when friends intro their friends to meee (cos that's kinda what i tend to do.. A LOT). 'Living the Facebook dream', in the words of Max :P though on a much smaller scale.


Denise&Max, complimentary flathead botak included


It wasn't THAT bad, and then there was the post-concert desserts at Holland V that very much made up for it! Shoutouts to LimHui, Kenneth, Juliana, Clarence, Vik, Shaun and all the old and semi-forgetten friends there!

Saturday was spent at the AHM ECP training! Fetched Arjun/DiKai/Gabriel from one side of the island to the other, and then back x.X Got the car and together with Fab, met the other EFers at Vivo for a laate lunch and then to Sentosa for some slacking.

Tres, Grace and Michies joined us at night for dinner back at Vivo, and then we watched 28 Weeks Later too. Jeremy, you DIE now for missing our show.


KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME (18th to 19th May)

Pang-seh'ed Section 3 (-) for Carl's Jr (to (-) dismay as well x.X irritating buggers) and met up with Nicole for Botak Jones and essentially to drive around the place.


Before Endorphin-Overload.

Felonous Fun and Frivolity:

Felony #1: Telling security officials at SPH that we were going to look for our uncle, ONLY to just drive straight through to the other gantry, essentially it being a ploy for our shortcut.

Felony #2: SMASHING our way through the Botak Jones gantry. Ok oops my bad, I followed the car in front thinking it was automatic reading of the cash card.. Stupid primitive gantry-readers... Nicole's scream scared me more than the gantry smashing down on the windscreen even o.O

Felony #3: Parking in the Loading Bay while eating. Heh

Felony #4: Realising we had no entry detected, THEN realising the smashed gantry and panicking like chickens. Waiting behind for a van to go through the gantry before trailing it through before the gate closes.

Felony #5: Rushing back out in amusement to take pictures of the scene (OMFG UGRY SINGAPOREANS). Wahaha!!! WAAAAHHAHA! Shit man. Killing caterpillars too O.o

Felony #6: Driving against traffic after picking Nick up, while trying vainly to U-turn into busy roads at Holland V.

Felony #7: Parking in Cooks-Only section (Tekuaz) in Holland V.

Felony #8: LAUGHING THE HECK out of everything. Laughing until i got a stomachflu/cough. Best medicine my foot.

Felony #9: Lying about all this (to cover my ass). Nothing in the past 500 words are true.


After Endorphin-Overload.

WELL WELL who woulda thought that she was my driving jinx :P

On Saturday, met up with Pam and treated her along with Nick to Ajisen and Swenson's! Wow i never knew i was so generous :P Meet up for Ikea sooon Pam!

After which, it was back to Nick's for BAKING in anticipation of the May birthdays and the Cup Finals, both of which i missed sianzily.


*BLEARGHHH*


*OOOPH* *UWEAAAHH*

Ok so maybe the cakes didn't turn out SOOO well..


TO EXPLAIN DUE TIME (26th May to 27th May)

Booked out from ECP after a Wing Cohesion Event, if 'Cohesion' meant segregating the AHeM runners and not letting us play games while everyone else has fun... Went to do Social Night Recce with Push and Vip. We explored The Giraffe/Fish&Co Glass House/RTC/Clarke Quay.. and frankly, all don't seem that peachy.

At least dinner was good! XKK treated us Wangs to sexy huge steaks and rich chocolate desserts at Chijmes, and I guiltlessly ate till we left, justifying it with the earlier 14-click run.

We attempted to work off our grotesquely large meal at the RTC (again, uggh) Tennis courts! My first re-introduction to the game, and it didnt go tooooo bad.


The Ping Pong Song


Pictures are right way up. Ok maybe almost..

It was then down to Maverick's bday chalet at Costa Sands. Nick and I didn't change, since the HoboHorde-ness got the better of us, and we just stank the car up the whole way. Only 2 near-accidents this time! I'm becoming a better driver wow.

Sunday saw Church (of which we overslept.. again. Hence the E2 Service) and then lunch with Jem and Letitia. I think they should get one of those couple names, you know? Like maybe Letitimy or Jetitia or Letitiauw. You get the drift :P

Met up with Michies for Pirates before booking in, and passed her a Como&Ray dog to return the softtoy favour! Sammy the bear remains locked away forevaa in OCS haha.


Baby says: "rowf"


Taking a break from all that waitering/waitressing..


In bunk, I showed off my camera + printer (i have an LoA, you conniving M*D bastards!!)


Show me your GARANG face!


Ok, now show me your non-GARANG face.


ALL I KNOW (30th May 2007, Vesak Day)

OCS Leadership Challenge day! *Pictures Removed*

The Social Night peeps got to book out early to do recce-ing of RTC, but not before splurging exorbitant amounts of money on transportation to get to CARL's JR, where we splurged even more on fooood.

After getting done, it was back home for the standard dump-clothes-change-clothes-and-zhao. On the way to fetch Max, I rear-ended a woman with her baby.

Don't gasp so fast! I was travelling at 0.0000423 km/hour (which roughly translates to light speed, for all you ignoramuses out there). What's worse, her Kia Picanto had no scratches at ALL whilst the stupid Honda Stream may have gotten some paint near the front bumper (ok i think that was from before, thinking about it now).

After picking her up and panixing, it was down to the ENV building for KARAOKEEE (finally, *whew*). I once again dazzled ALL with my smooth falsettos and dance moves, all the while hell was freezing over.




Bananas: Rich in Potassium!

Then, it was down to Zouk for MAMBO! Since the whole world and their cousins were going to be there, me and Dar thought, why not just add another cousin pair along? x.X

Cramped cramped cramped. Jam here, queue there, regions cordorned off under the excuse of full house... And Zouk was like that too! Stupid MOS and stupid Clarke Quay on a public holiday eve. Thank God for free VIP passes (ie P³).


Angie/SK/Dar/me


Ripping up 54.. Again and again (open Smoove already!)

We left early since Smoove was blocked off for being a sardine-hazard, and went to TCC for a very late supper (or very early breakfast.. whichever).

On the drive home, I nearly fell asleep 13613 times.. I swear i looked drunken from the back. It's really so much better to have a companion in the car.

And btw, i don't drive as badly as i sound. I tend to exaggerate the interesting (ie bad) parts and gloss over the good normal 99.99999% of the time good driving. Hey, I'm still LEARNER PLATE!

*taps LEARNER PLATE repeatedly*




Booksin In to... In the End - Linkin Park