Chapter 1: Understanding the Masses

There are 3 distinct classifications of people:
1) The pug-fug-mug-ugly cave-dwelling (read: white) troglodytes
2) The most typically mundane averagees.
3) The hunks and the fit ladies.

Of course, there are intermediates to the classes, so the author of this book is not insinuating anything about himself select peoples.

These people can also fall under the category of friendly or non-friendly.

Let's review the permutations and discuss their outcomes:

Ugly + non-friendly: The scum of the scum that everyone uses as negative examples and behind-the-back jokes. Try to avoid buayaing one of these, or buayaing if you're one of these.

Ugly + friendly: SCARILY DESPERATE. The over-eager freak being that appears to try to hard to please, or hardly pleases.


Helloooo! I LUUURVE you!
Average + non-friendly: Tau. Plain Tau Sah Pau please.

Average + friendly: The absolutely average person with no connotations. In other words, painfully quotidian.

Good-looking + non-friendly: Sexy, brooding and deserving of all crushing upon. Going for these will result in imminent death, and these people will usually (unfortunately) wind up with the ugly ones.

And finally,
Good-looking + friendly: THE EPITOME OF BUAYA! Of course, our ultimate goal as well.

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