Social Stigma Quotient

Welcome to the Social Stigma Quotient test! This simple questionairre will help you answer the deepest problem and enigma you never knew you had concerning your position in the social ladder!

See whether people shit on you from the upper echelons of the ladder, or whether you are the one taking dumps at others' expenses. In general, the more points you have, the better your chances of scoring with girls socialising in the Singaporean scenario. Just add or subtract points based on the criteria below!

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Your alma mater is...
Raffles Institution -2 points
AnyotherschoolthatisnotRI +2 points
ACS(I) + an additional 1 point

Your CCA is the closest to...
Writing clubs 0 points
Scouts -1 point
Wei Qi - 3 points
Badminton + 2 points
BAND - 0 points

Your subject combi is...
ARTS + 3 points
PCME + 2 points
WeirdCombi + 1 point
Trip 0 points
DoubleMaths - 3 points

Your appearances are...
Fuggmeister - 3 points
Dead Average - 1 point
CHIO BUU/Hotsauce +3 points
Deceiving.. VERY deceiving + 1 point

Your favourite pasttime is...
DotA + 5000000000000000 points
Not DotA - 50000000000000 points

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Legend

-8 points < You are the scum of the social universe. Please do not breed. Heck, i doubt you'll be breeding anytime soon anyway. Watch the 40-Year Old Virgin for your already-written biography.

-7 to -3 points Does the term 'geektards' ring a bell? Or does it merely trigger off several highs and lows in the OR and NOT gates that cause a momentary auditory sensation?

-3 to 3 points Dead Average. So dead average you may as well be dead. Haha no lah.. Just continue living in your humjee ways and watch as the swaths of girls bypass you ;)

4 to 7 points YAY! The social buayaa! They are the glue that holds social classes together siah..

8 and above You've most probably lost your virginity, and hence your dignity and our respect. But what the heck, let's go clubbing!

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Like that helped anyone O.o

All watch Desperate Housewives NOW! SHIT its the one show that defies network programming physics and gets progressively better..

Edit: Common sense would have told you not to take the DotA question to heart, for this quiz was made by a DotAfanatic. By right, an affirmative response in DotA would improve your social quotient 5-fold depending on your base score



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