My Final Destination
After having watched the immensely gory and grossgusting flick Final Destination 3, I have (as usual) been thinking too deep into the entire prospect of random, planned-but-seemingly-accidental deaths.
... All of which i'm going to die from.
Jianbrutha Pictures proudly presents...
Guranteed to scare DW to death!
In this feature presentation,
GASP as Dwayne scares himself while climbing through the shortcut to get home after watching "Final Destination 3" and watching the trailer for "Dorm", making himself exceptionally jittery and clumsy when he hears neighbours' dogs howling. He then proceeds to slip on some moss and get himself scratched to death by blunt pieces of sand.
SCREAM as unnecessary construction work at home loosens a fluorescent lamp that falls onto Dwayne as he sleeps, impaling his eye and piercing through his brain. (Eh, it's a possibility leh.. Either this or i get squashed by this stone crucifix hanging over my head)
SHRIEK Dwayne spends $7 watching "Final Destination 3", in effect making himself broke for the rest of the week. While walking along a pavement, he sees a $1 coin on the ground, and while precariously bending to pick it up, gets knocked into a stormdrain by a passing breeze. Here, his extravagant poseur items such as his Fossil Watch and his Vans shoes begin to take in water slowly but surely. Furthermore, his unsightly sling bag gets trapped on some grime at the bottom of the drain... Is this death? Or merely a day of grave misfortune...
Hey, i didn't say ALL of you would enjoy it.
Celebrating GP Commons' end to... Cowboy Take Me Away - Dixie Chicks
... All of which i'm going to die from.
Guranteed to scare DW to death!
In this feature presentation,
GASP as Dwayne scares himself while climbing through the shortcut to get home after watching "Final Destination 3" and watching the trailer for "Dorm", making himself exceptionally jittery and clumsy when he hears neighbours' dogs howling. He then proceeds to slip on some moss and get himself scratched to death by blunt pieces of sand.
SCREAM as unnecessary construction work at home loosens a fluorescent lamp that falls onto Dwayne as he sleeps, impaling his eye and piercing through his brain. (Eh, it's a possibility leh.. Either this or i get squashed by this stone crucifix hanging over my head)
SHRIEK Dwayne spends $7 watching "Final Destination 3", in effect making himself broke for the rest of the week. While walking along a pavement, he sees a $1 coin on the ground, and while precariously bending to pick it up, gets knocked into a stormdrain by a passing breeze. Here, his extravagant poseur items such as his Fossil Watch and his Vans shoes begin to take in water slowly but surely. Furthermore, his unsightly sling bag gets trapped on some grime at the bottom of the drain... Is this death? Or merely a day of grave misfortune...
Hey, i didn't say ALL of you would enjoy it.
Celebrating GP Commons' end to... Cowboy Take Me Away - Dixie Chicks
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