Mite I Ask for Your Hand In Marriage?

You are cordially invited to the wedding of DustMike and DustMica.

The ceremony will involve the 2 lovebirds bugs being awfully wed. DustMike belongs to Dwayne, whilst his/its counterpart DustMica is under the care of Serene. Both mites were special, limited edition Osim plushies that required the purchase of $1500 air purifiers (read: more expensive than pure breed Huskies!)


More allergenic than the dustmites themselves...
Mike, at 2 months of age and already approaching the end of his lifespan, was thrilled by at the prospect of an arranged marriage. "There are just so few other Dustmites out there!" he proclaimed after the couple kissed. Its obvious the couple are feel(er)ing each other!

Before they even met, the pair were violently tossed into Serene's silky bag (yes, the one with mood lighting) and were made to endure a Chemistry lecture. Who knows what special bonds developed there?


Oops! Is this picture allowed?
Sources have also questioned the hermaphroditic nature of dustmites, wondering whether Mike is really the man of the house. Regardless, both of them will correspondingly change sex depending on the season and whatever love they make will be extremely kinky cute.

ANYWAY, the groom may kiss the bride:


Muacks!

Honeymoon to [undisclosed]'s pillow!
Let's hope they live happily ever after. God knows their owners are already being psychologically counselled for trying to marry off insectile inanimatrons.



Aching from the gym to... Daddy - Kelis