Dustus Mitus

"Hello, I am but an innocent dog!" *acts cute*


"Heh whereas I, Dustus Mitus, am anything but innocent! I crave blood!!"


"AHA! An innocent canine! Just what the doctor ordered!" *prepares to pounce*


"WROARR!" (note how difficult it was to actually get a pic of airborne Mitus)


"Aha! Happy and contented suckling my new bitch"

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Huh, What's that you say? Dust mites aren't bloodthirsty creatures that maliciously infest and leech off other animals? Household dust mites aren't physically comparative in size to normal dogs? Dust mites don't use their antennae as probosci for BLOOD?

Damn.

Ah dustmites have been so evil to me anyway, it's up to me on how i want to portray them. Besides, them being evil just makes them soooo much cuter. Agree?



Feeling extremely random to... Shut Up Bitch - Lil Kim