Of Broken Hearts and Bloodied Toes
I spent the whole day with Cheng Wei, one of my best friends from sec 4. This was only because he had NO ONE else to accompany him on his first official day of freedom, and i just followed him out of sympathy.
We went to watch Corpse Bride and 4 Brothers, the latter being surprisingly good. Had Subway, played the 'Recognition Game', where you (or rather, chengwei only) try to bump into the most friends while hanging at a crowded place. Well, obviously i won, with around 16 individual instances of group meetings. He was so pissed at his lack of human recognition that he made it a point to coincide with his 'friends'.
When he actually DID, he would go and shout from half the hall away, scaring them all into submission such that they pretended they didn't know him/thought he was retarded. Heh i just HAD to blog about this. Go and read his blog for his ownbiased perspective.
We also bought cereal, watches, yoghurt and bird-watching. We didn't BUY bird-watching, per se. Ah whatever...
Anyway, the true highlight of the day was...
ME STUBBING MY TOE ON THE SHARP BATHROOM THINGY!
I've always wanted stubble, but this is too much...
Of course, i didn't really care about it that much, so i rested by feet on the floor and continued SMSing. What i didn't realise, was that due to my twilight cycling, there was a rush of blood to my nether regions, and the resulting pool began spreading.
And the FBI drags away my limp body
Feeling rather amused by the copious amount of blood arising from the comparatively small wound, i left my foot on the ground and formed my own band, Puddle Of Bludd. Heh, sometimes i just punish myself.
Don't feel so sad for me though (and not for the fact that i make gross puns). Some good came out of it!
Toey the Bloody Smiley
After seeing all these pictures, i'm sure you must be as dead as me in this picture:
DOA. Must have been the gross toilet decor.
Or at least you will be after seeing my gross face in that picture. Or when you go to my profile.
Bleeding my lower functions away to... Roll Over DJ - Jet
We went to watch Corpse Bride and 4 Brothers, the latter being surprisingly good. Had Subway, played the 'Recognition Game', where you (or rather, chengwei only) try to bump into the most friends while hanging at a crowded place. Well, obviously i won, with around 16 individual instances of group meetings. He was so pissed at his lack of human recognition that he made it a point to coincide with his 'friends'.
When he actually DID, he would go and shout from half the hall away, scaring them all into submission such that they pretended they didn't know him/thought he was retarded. Heh i just HAD to blog about this. Go and read his blog for his own
We also bought cereal, watches, yoghurt and bird-watching. We didn't BUY bird-watching, per se. Ah whatever...
Anyway, the true highlight of the day was...
ME STUBBING MY TOE ON THE SHARP BATHROOM THINGY!
I've always wanted stubble, but this is too much...
Of course, i didn't really care about it that much, so i rested by feet on the floor and continued SMSing. What i didn't realise, was that due to my twilight cycling, there was a rush of blood to my nether regions, and the resulting pool began spreading.
And the FBI drags away my limp body
Feeling rather amused by the copious amount of blood arising from the comparatively small wound, i left my foot on the ground and formed my own band, Puddle Of Bludd. Heh, sometimes i just punish myself.
Don't feel so sad for me though (and not for the fact that i make gross puns). Some good came out of it!
Toey the Bloody Smiley
After seeing all these pictures, i'm sure you must be as dead as me in this picture:
DOA. Must have been the gross toilet decor.
Or at least you will be after seeing my gross face in that picture. Or when you go to my profile.
Bleeding my lower functions away to... Roll Over DJ - Jet
1 Comments:
At 9:03 PM , Xing Jian said...
Morbid, self-deprecating...yet, highly entertaining (in a strange, perverse manner i supposed)
Kudos nonetheless! ^_^
Hope your toe stays un-infected, germ-free, and 'non-ingrown'!!!
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