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Smilie Similie: Druggie

In dire moments of immense boredom, what does one do?

Why, one makes MSN smilies brimming with mephistophelean ambiguity.

Such as...

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My 1st (h)emoticon!

It is supposed to represent the look of utter contentment on your face after inhaling copious amounts of mind-numbing hallucinogens (read: getting high).

Note its typical features of a druggie: Those slit-like eyes stuck in a moment of ecstasy, an exceptionally huge smile (well, its a smiley duh) and finally, the typical yellow skin of someone pumped full of amphetamine bright and sunny.

Well, i suppose it COULD serve other purposes. Weed-induced euphoria? Caffeine-high? Sugar OD? Love potion chugging?

Whatever, its for you to use, and for me to profit from.

How to convert it into an MSN Smiley:
  1. Simply right click over the image and 'Save Image as' *insert your perverse pet name* for it.
  2. Open up your MSN conversation window. Come to think of it, you should open up some windows where you are too, considering how stinky this will make your MSN.
  3. Go to 'Tools', 'My Emoticons', 'Create', then find the picture and give it whatever shortcut desired. 'Shortcut' does not refer to stimulant-injections.

Right... Now I expect my regular MSN conversationists to show me some hypnotic love :)



Disclaimer: The smiley and its use by its apocryphal author, Dwayne Wang, are in no way representive of his true emotions (and state of mental sanity) at that point. Oh for God's sake its just a smiley.



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