From Asparagus to Zucchini
Vegetables ROCK! Besides the fact that in a game of 'rock, paper, scissors', paper, a derivative of vegetables, just wraps rock up soooo efficiently.
I've decided to dedicate today's entry to the multitude of lean greens that i thoroughly enjoy, especially in lieu of people criticising the poor vegetating lifeforms.
The vegeTables have turned...
For one, they make youpretty and girly HEALTHY! Who can resist the nutritional benefits a plate of plain steam-boiled broccoli can offer?? Ok besides you two in the corner. And you. And you. AND you. Argh stupid pot-haters.
Secondly, they turn all that *GRUUUUNT* *GROOOOAN* *EIIIIIGH* into a swift and sudden *ba-dooomph*. Constipation is now a thing of the past. The past motion that is.
The root of the abrased buttocks problem
Nobody cares that they may rot, ferment and fester in your large intestines. Just as long as they clear away that irritable bowel syndrome.
Next, vegetables bring myriad tastes to the dining room! From the precariously pungent to the noxiously nectar'ed, the sickeningly sweet to the blasphemously bland.
Contrast this to the single taste of meat: UMAMI. In case you didn't know, 'umami' is the fifth taste after salty, sweet, bitter and sour. It characterises the savoury sensations encountered while masticating meats.
Now ponder over this:
If you were a vegetarian, you'd get a cornucopia of goodies! There's zhai char siew, zhai Black Pepper Steaks, eggplant, tomatoes, soya bean milk and all other sorts of delectable consummables to choose from!
However, if you a meatytarian, you'd be stuck with... BEEF! And chicken and fish and pork and alligator meat. For seasoning you'd get a completely vegetable-free sauce that most likely involves copious amounts of LARD! For dessert, there's no sinful chocolate for you, there's a lovely meat shake! Made from premium sirloin, fresh distilled water and a lil' LARD for texture!
Guess what? The meal above is VEGETARIAN!!
Finally and above all, vegetables have the capacity to make you HIGH (as i am now)!
Winnie the Whoooo-zy
Who can resist the chemical reaction when flavonoids and barbituates are gently heated? The pleasant aroma, the tiny whiffs of heaven, the swirling pigeons...
Edit: All 35410357 pictures of eggplant have been removed by the Blog Administrator for fear of the wrong message being portrayed to audiences. Prodigious , purple and phallic objects should NEVER be displayed on a blog.
Vegemite pwn me to...Let's Get Blown - Snoop Dogg
I've decided to dedicate today's entry to the multitude of lean greens that i thoroughly enjoy, especially in lieu of people criticising the poor vegetating lifeforms.
The vegeTables have turned...
For one, they make you
Secondly, they turn all that *GRUUUUNT* *GROOOOAN* *EIIIIIGH* into a swift and sudden *ba-dooomph*. Constipation is now a thing of the past. The past motion that is.
The root of the abrased buttocks problem
Nobody cares that they may rot, ferment and fester in your large intestines. Just as long as they clear away that irritable bowel syndrome.
Next, vegetables bring myriad tastes to the dining room! From the precariously pungent to the noxiously nectar'ed, the sickeningly sweet to the blasphemously bland.
Contrast this to the single taste of meat: UMAMI. In case you didn't know, 'umami' is the fifth taste after salty, sweet, bitter and sour. It characterises the savoury sensations encountered while masticating meats.
Now ponder over this:
If you were a vegetarian, you'd get a cornucopia of goodies! There's zhai char siew, zhai Black Pepper Steaks, eggplant, tomatoes, soya bean milk and all other sorts of delectable consummables to choose from!
However, if you a meatytarian, you'd be stuck with... BEEF! And chicken and fish and pork and alligator meat. For seasoning you'd get a completely vegetable-free sauce that most likely involves copious amounts of LARD! For dessert, there's no sinful chocolate for you, there's a lovely meat shake! Made from premium sirloin, fresh distilled water and a lil' LARD for texture!
Guess what? The meal above is VEGETARIAN!!
Finally and above all, vegetables have the capacity to make you HIGH (as i am now)!
Winnie the Whoooo-zy
Who can resist the chemical reaction when flavonoids and barbituates are gently heated? The pleasant aroma, the tiny whiffs of heaven, the swirling pigeons...
Edit: All 35410357 pictures of eggplant have been removed by the Blog Administrator for fear of the wrong message being portrayed to audiences. Prodigious , purple and phallic objects should NEVER be displayed on a blog.
Vegemite pwn me to...Let's Get Blown - Snoop Dogg
Came, Saw and Conquered by dw 7:56 PM
1 Comments:
At 1:07 PM ,
Amon said...
God, Dwayne. I didn't know u r a vegetating veggie. And courgettes do remind one of sth (snigger..guffaws) And I wonder how unami tastes like? Care to explain thyself?
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