Extremely Over-Made

I'm sure altering the skin tone of over 90% of your body counts as an Extreme Make-Over.

I'm now officially black. That of course was punintentional, for besides me being as cool as a nigga (common knowledge), i am now one step closer to attaining their genetic (black) marker.

In case all you english illiterates did not get that, not that you will after i write this, i went TANNING today! ie I've pulled a reverse-Michael-Jackson!

Normally, i'm your typical deathly white recluse. I hole myself up at home and am content with DotA and MSN as my means of outside communication. However, i was rather peeved with that newspaper article insinuating about my 'tanned skin' that i finally just got down to doing it. I may as well justify Oxford's Dictionary, since 'tanned' in no way means 'unhealthily pale'.

Armed with a set of change and some gross trunks, i was fetched down to the Bishan Sports Stadium pool to manipulate the sun's afternoon rays to my nefarious purposes.

For the first hour, i was content swimming and lying inside the pool to sunbathe. My initial rate of whitening was unfortunately very disheartening. I guess it had something to do with my original paleness and smooth skin acting as radiative reflectors to the sunbeams O.o

While there, i busied myself watching the various swimming pool frequenters:

1. The irritating children and their fugly parents. The former is clad in floats and goggles and a myriad of sparkly boards, while the latter is clad in floats and goggles and a myriad of sparkly boards. Soooo disgusting siahhs.
2. The fellow tanner extraordinaire. Sigh You would think the eye-candy there wasn't so bitter. All the tanners were these hot, muscular guys eyeing the pool for some random bikini babe to show up (me included, not as a bikini babe ;P). Sigh, hopefully with this message, more hot girls will go down to the pools to look for the hot guys, and in the process everyone has their (beef)cake and gets to eat it too. Ok bad analogy there. How about 'changing the barren landscape will be like taking eye candy from a baby'? No? Wargh never mind.
3. The intermediates. These people just blended into the surroundings... I never actually noticed what they did besides being lifeguards, instructors or other lap swimmers. The poor beings stuck in their monotonous lifestyles... At least i have my new tan to show for my 2.5 hours in the sun :)

The White North America - Mexico Border
Anyway, trust me to blow up such a small matter. I can't help that after being TANNED, i feel better and am now only half-dead white.

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Other than that, nothing much except CD shopping (Kanye West's Late Registration), movie-going (Brothers Grimm, which was rather pwningly allusionary) and right now at 12:18AM, blogging.

Sigh i better buck up my promo studying... Today was completely shot. Shot down in flaming spiralling wreckage that ignites a fuel tank situated below.



BOOOOOOOM to... Bring Me Down - Kanye West ft Brandy