Mather FLICKers!
The Handsome Threesome is now officially known as the Palm Tree Club for reasons too random to fathom. Ok, i'll explain them to you anyway.
Palm Tree Club is an intentional take on being a less glamourous Pine Tree Club. The 'Palm' is inserted since a 'hand' contains a palm. Furthermore, 'Palm' is a pun on 'pun', while Tree is a pun on 'Three' while also portraying our vegetative state.
I REALLY don't know how we came up with all this shit. It was supposed to be the Punsome Handsome Threesome or whatnot. PTC just sounds so much more... elite.
Anyway, we've been quite close as of late, usually sitting around each other (PG! PG! Not RA! Ok, maybe Rilong's mondo molestation of me isn't very apt for kids), playing lame and pun games and generally going around with each other.
Note: This is NOT some gay clique. I am still available (not to gays)! Can't speak for the others though...
While in one of our quadripedally crippled states (read: lame), i decided to show them something i discovered a while back:
'flick' in caps gives FLICK, which looks amazingly like the 'f-word'. We hence adopted it to replace our random vulgar outbursts and for the novelty of it all. Rilong even went to add on this hand action where the middle finger suddenly spurts out of a closed fist in flicking motion. SOOO COOL!
When explaining to Congren on how 'flick' effectively assumes the dastardly identity of the f-word, i mindlessly doodled it on a piece of paper which i consigned to the depths of my bag.
That was on Tuesday. Today, the Maths Teacher, Zhen Mei Yong (YOU find the hanyu pinyin) called me to see her after school regarding the Maths Assignment i handed up to her yesterday.
She brought me into a corner, her brow furrowed in curiosity and anger, and handed me this:
No's way i have to go to school!
I WAS LIKE, OMGGGG!!!! Emphasis on the multitudes of 'GG's (good game, frequently said when defeated in warcraft) at the end. I. Had. Just. Given. Her. Homework. While. Cursing. Her.
Imagine a model student: Studious, does all the schoolwork ahead of schedule, listens in class, hunky...
Suddenly, he morphs into some hair-dyed monster who's sending his teachers cryptic expletive-laden messages.
HOHOHOHOHO! I was never meant to be a good boy sitting in a corner like a geektard.
By the way, her response was "Dwayne, what's the vulgarity about? Is it written by you. Who is it directed to? Please Explain. Leong MY. Redo Q3, 4, 5 [no doubt punishment] & hand in on Monday in my pigeon hole".
Is it me or was that reply positively SALACIOUS?
Aching after training to... Cry - Mandy Moore
Palm Tree Club is an intentional take on being a less glamourous Pine Tree Club. The 'Palm' is inserted since a 'hand' contains a palm. Furthermore, 'Palm' is a pun on 'pun', while Tree is a pun on 'Three' while also portraying our vegetative state.
I REALLY don't know how we came up with all this shit. It was supposed to be the Punsome Handsome Threesome or whatnot. PTC just sounds so much more... elite.
Anyway, we've been quite close as of late, usually sitting around each other (PG! PG! Not RA! Ok, maybe Rilong's mondo molestation of me isn't very apt for kids), playing lame and pun games and generally going around with each other.
Note: This is NOT some gay clique. I am still available (not to gays)! Can't speak for the others though...
While in one of our quadripedally crippled states (read: lame), i decided to show them something i discovered a while back:
'flick' in caps gives FLICK, which looks amazingly like the 'f-word'. We hence adopted it to replace our random vulgar outbursts and for the novelty of it all. Rilong even went to add on this hand action where the middle finger suddenly spurts out of a closed fist in flicking motion. SOOO COOL!
When explaining to Congren on how 'flick' effectively assumes the dastardly identity of the f-word, i mindlessly doodled it on a piece of paper which i consigned to the depths of my bag.
That was on Tuesday. Today, the Maths Teacher, Zhen Mei Yong (YOU find the hanyu pinyin) called me to see her after school regarding the Maths Assignment i handed up to her yesterday.
She brought me into a corner, her brow furrowed in curiosity and anger, and handed me this:
No's way i have to go to school!
I WAS LIKE, OMGGGG!!!! Emphasis on the multitudes of 'GG's (good game, frequently said when defeated in warcraft) at the end. I. Had. Just. Given. Her. Homework. While. Cursing. Her.
Imagine a model student: Studious, does all the schoolwork ahead of schedule, listens in class, hunky...
Suddenly, he morphs into some hair-dyed monster who's sending his teachers cryptic expletive-laden messages.
HOHOHOHOHO! I was never meant to be a good boy sitting in a corner like a geektard.
By the way, her response was "Dwayne, what's the vulgarity about? Is it written by you. Who is it directed to? Please Explain. Leong MY. Redo Q3, 4, 5 [no doubt punishment] & hand in on Monday in my pigeon hole".
Is it me or was that reply positively SALACIOUS?
Aching after training to... Cry - Mandy Moore
Came, Saw and Conquered by dw 9:01 PM
1 Comments:
At 1:47 PM ,
Amon said...
Muahahaha. Dwayne (lisp) you little devil u. I think u juz placed a hole (pigeon hole tat is..muahahaha) into the whole problem. SO I suggest u promptly follow up and lay it in..muahahahhaha..thanks for tat salacious anecdote..muahahahaha
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