Happy Birth-into-the-Wang-family-Day Nubi!

... aka Happy Bitchday Nubi! 'Bitch' because as of one year ago, i have been owning Nubi (ie he is my bitch. Wait, or am i his bitch/mother dog? Hmm or just ignore this discombobulating sentence).

Wanting to make this day extremely special for him, i decided to go pet shop shopping. Unfortunately, the nearest one is at Lorong Chuan next to Chomp Chomp, whilst my house was smack center in Braddell...

He was skittling about the house while i readied myself and attempted to groom his unhairarelled form (read: coat unpararelled with shedding hair). He was so excited that he even defecated on the leash so gratuitously attached to him!

Starting out with Nubi on a disgustingly-moist leash in tow, i tried, for a VERY long time, to take a good picture of both of us.


I just HAD to put the first picture in to affirm that i'm not as girly as I look in the second one.

While on the way out, i made it a point to wish "'appy Buurthdae Newbie!" in as cuddly wuddly a tone as i could muster. You could tell by the 5th time that he was irritated by it.


My best yo-yo trick: Walk the Dog

Nubi had been blowing his coat recently. Its this bi-annual process of Huskies violently ejecting their fur ala projectiles. An obsessive compulsive person does NOT bode well with small fur clumps sticking out of their prized possessions, and i hence started defeathering Nubi.


Hair beyond compare

Past the neighbourhood Mama shop, Nubi's ears suddenly perked as he noticed the cutest of female Huskies. Unfortunately, it was stuck in the ugliest of houses with the ugliests of mongrels.


Her eyes, so radiant. Her tongue, so soft. Oops, did i say that last one out loud?

*toasts* Here's hoping Nubi and erm... Alaskyxia (meh, sexiest Husky name i can think of) wed and make beautiful babies for ME ONLY the world!

At this time, my stomach was churning with God-knows-what disease inadvertedly transmitted through Nubi's saliva (he hadn't been bathed for 2.5 weeks, hence the urgency to shop for pet stuff). I beared with it and continued the long trek to Lorong Chuan.

Feeling a bit generous, i splurged on a $1.50 bottle of Evian mineral water. Not for MY comsumption, but for Nubi's! Haiz he WAS panting. I received many unnecessary stares that screamed "ECCENTRIC HOLLYWOOK DOG-LOVING FREAK!". But their eyes could have been simply transfixed on Nubi's unimaginable cuteness, or mine...


*Gulp* There goes $1.50 worth of dog-water.

Finally, we approached the hill overlooking Lorong Chuan's town circle. My bubbling intestines were almost too torturous to tolerate, but Nubi must come first, and after mouthing a pain-laced "Happi Bubday Nubi!", we headed down.


Nub: Dog in the City

Mindless wandering and tempestuous stomachs speedily led us to the Pet's Station. The store aunties jie-jies were so mesmerised by Nubi and his handsomeness! When i mentioned that it was his birthday, they even threw in a bottle of Bacon-flavoured water FOC! Of course, i can only hazard a guess as to why E.e (read: Nobody in his right mind will buy bacon water for his dog. Correction: BLUE bacon water)


I couldn't take pictures inside the shop. They had a dogma to uphold

The journey back was equally gruelling. I ended up bombing Baghdad in the nearby Esso petrol station. The garage attendant even offered to hold onto Nubi while i fought terrorism!

Throughout this dog-day afternoon, i may have spent 2.5 hours of my life. I may have spent $25 of my rapidly depleting allowance reserves. I may have dropped my handphone twice due to the gross shorts i donned that had spoilt pockets. I may have had to endure diarrhoea pangs for unholy amounts of time.

Whatever happened, IT WAS WORTH IT!


Dogged by thirst after his Birthday, first
Hap Dae You You Nubi!!

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