Lock and FreeLoad
There's a fine line between providing a refreshing and relaxed presence and overstaying your welcome. Ok actually, there's a damn thick line stretching across the width of the Sahara. Here's the programme of my duration of stay at AWL's house:
Fri Night
11:00 pm - Arrive and make myself very much at home. DotA all the way on a freeloaded computer
Sat
3:00 am - Sleep on a freeloaded bed after bathing in freeloaded bathrooms
12:00 pm - Awaken to freeload a meal
1:00 pm - DotA
4:00 pm - Go for baptism by freeloading a ride
6:00 pm - Wipe myself with a freeloaded towel
6:45 pm - Piss off hosts by being a bitch about Subway (or a lack thereof)
7:30 pm - Reach Uncle Wilson's house for more freeloading of food. Force hostess (AWL) to fetch me back home then fetch us all to the street soccer court. Make her come and fetch us and supply us with money for drinks.
11:30 - Return to AWL's house toDotA on yet another freeloaded computer. Guzzle hosts' drinks and water while gulping down their jellies. In free time, blog on how garbaged up the hostess' house is.
Sun:
12:00 pm - Awaken, Watch Invader Zim on yet another borrowed electronic appliance.
2:00 pm - Kop a lift down to RTC for tennis. Nick and I skip opt out for Subway.
4:30 pm - Return home and give the hosts a reprieve, however temporary.
6:30 pm - CRASH the house yet again! DotA, eat, DotA
Mon:
2:00 am - Reach (my own) home. Notice the addition of the 'my own' because by this time, i'm sure none of you will realise where i really live. AWL had to stay awake till about 1:45 am just to make sure i got home properly.
Not only did i cross that Sahara desert of a line, I sped across it at light speed and looped the globe quite some bit in the process.
DotA: 3.5 + 2 + 3.5 + 5 = 14 hours over a 48 hour period. Hmm, not as bad as i expected O.o
Ok that's besides the point. What i really wish to proclaim is "SORRY SORRY!"
You just gotta hate freeloaders/overstayers of welcome. They consume your resources, destroy your private time and distract you from normal functioning, very much like the Bubonic Plague.
On the other hand, ya gotta love those google.com sex freaks! Left out was 'cock sluppers', which has me TOTALLAY bewildered as to how those keywords led to me.
Spreading my pestilent self to... Stick That Thang Out - Lil Jon ft Pharrell Williams, Ying Yang Twins
Fri Night
11:00 pm - Arrive and make myself very much at home. DotA all the way on a freeloaded computer
Sat
3:00 am - Sleep on a freeloaded bed after bathing in freeloaded bathrooms
12:00 pm - Awaken to freeload a meal
1:00 pm - DotA
4:00 pm - Go for baptism by freeloading a ride
6:00 pm - Wipe myself with a freeloaded towel
6:45 pm - Piss off hosts by being a bitch about Subway (or a lack thereof)
7:30 pm - Reach Uncle Wilson's house for more freeloading of food. Force hostess (AWL) to fetch me back home then fetch us all to the street soccer court. Make her come and fetch us and supply us with money for drinks.
11:30 - Return to AWL's house toDotA on yet another freeloaded computer. Guzzle hosts' drinks and water while gulping down their jellies. In free time, blog on how garbaged up the hostess' house is.
Sun:
12:00 pm - Awaken, Watch Invader Zim on yet another borrowed electronic appliance.
2:00 pm - Kop a lift down to RTC for tennis. Nick and I skip opt out for Subway.
4:30 pm - Return home and give the hosts a reprieve, however temporary.
6:30 pm - CRASH the house yet again! DotA, eat, DotA
Mon:
2:00 am - Reach (my own) home. Notice the addition of the 'my own' because by this time, i'm sure none of you will realise where i really live. AWL had to stay awake till about 1:45 am just to make sure i got home properly.
Not only did i cross that Sahara desert of a line, I sped across it at light speed and looped the globe quite some bit in the process.
DotA: 3.5 + 2 + 3.5 + 5 = 14 hours over a 48 hour period. Hmm, not as bad as i expected O.o
Ok that's besides the point. What i really wish to proclaim is "SORRY SORRY!"
You just gotta hate freeloaders/overstayers of welcome. They consume your resources, destroy your private time and distract you from normal functioning, very much like the Bubonic Plague.
On the other hand, ya gotta love those google.com sex freaks! Left out was 'cock sluppers', which has me TOTALLAY bewildered as to how those keywords led to me.
Spreading my pestilent self to... Stick That Thang Out - Lil Jon ft Pharrell Williams, Ying Yang Twins
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