Brutha-ly Love

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I Tooth, You Tooth, BlueTooth?

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Nubaby, complete with niao bu.



Photo courtesy of Dwayne's handphone. Yes, you heard it right, DWAYNE's HANDPHONE! I finally got the bluetooth ISB adapter device that enables the blue-teethed devices affordable only to the blue-blooded to connect and trade information.

It's the size of a pinkie finger, and yet encompasses such a wide range of functions (no compasses though, but i'm sure that can be installed by those dang Japanese techno-hermits). For one, i can get Bluetooth Audio Speakers and actually link them to the computer to in place of the computer's normal sound systems! Since the range of Bluetooth is rather far, i'll be able to exert my dominion on the lesser beings inhabiting this household.

*Cue malefic cackling. Oh wait, being the poor slob you are, you don't have Bluetooth speakers with you over there to pick up the sound clip*

The transfer rate is also rather speedy for a wireless connection (o.O oxymoron), and my files were out and into my computer with as much Jiff detergent as humanely possible. Expect more pwning pictures of perplexing processes, more villainous videos of virile voluptitude and a new era of Blogging: PHOTO BLOGGING!

Haha just joking. You may discount the latter part of the last sentence for i will not resort to shameless Photo-Blogging (yet). Its gross, cheap and there's practically no work involved in its creative creation. Also, there's the fact that you all would miss out on my very sensuous style of writing with all those thousand-word-speakers running amok.

Anyway, to tide you over, here's a random photo:


Trust me, that coin IS microscopic


Other than that, i went to this All-You-Can-Eat Sambal Steamboat place for dinner last night with Jeremy, his 2 friends, my family and my big pimpin father's bud Gail. Once again, the voluminous caverns of my stomach were completely pumped with precious stash. Once again.

Ewww, gonna get FAT. Within the last week, i've had 2 Marche's, 1 Seoul Garden buffet, 1 grossgusting hawker center Fish & Chips (I KNOW! How stupid!) and 3 Subway footlongs... Ok, the last one was just for effect, but the others have made me feel like a grossly gross grosslet. Uggh. Just because i took the blood test for my cholesterol levels last week, just because i have the results coming back tomorrow... Shit, i better not revert to my hypercholesterema.

As a memorabilia of my current (sexy) state, i have a randomly shameless display pic on MSN that i will explain to you when it DOES get on. It's just for the sake of memory, i'm not narcissistic or anything (more like sadistic to subject you to such a torturous picture though).

After that, we went down to this Boardgames Cafe which was actually quite good. the 7 of us youngsters played a very long game of Apples to Apples, to which i absolutely rocked at. Of course, there's the small problem of this Indian guy drawing at 4 Green Apples with me, but what the heck.

In case you were wondering the randomness of the first picture, Nubi ROCKS! I got fofos of you kids still growink, so Peace Out!



Blue Blue Bluetoothing to... Do the Bart-man - Bart Simpson

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