Karaoke? OK!
It seems people have been misreading my semi-controversial rant with regards to those other *ahem* Singaporean bloggers.
A brief translation in Singaporean English for all those illiterate troglodytes out there:
Mr Brown: Very English. Blog teaches us to be Singaporeans. Who needs that when we ourselves are all Singaporeans? Singlish sucks, but i still use it what.
ta da
I'm not defaming and swinging metaphorical mud at his shiny clean repute. Heck, i even found one of his later entries on Batman thoroughly entertaining.
What amazed me though, is that all those shadow blog readers commenting on my last post only defended Mr Brown, with whom my comments weren't even that derogatory toward. What of Xiaxue or Sandralicious? Is what i'm saying true, or is it that their dedicated fans are sick of requesting their songs any more?
Speaking of dedicating songs, i just came back from a gosu 5-hour-long KARAOKING SESSION! This was with my sisters and Daryl, in celebration of Shawne's birthday. Didn't get her any Bacardi though, only her lunch treat @ an antique shop in PS and a weird nut/chocolate crispy pancake thing.
I shan't disclose how i fared, but everyone else was terrifying superb. Daryl could pwningly modulate his voice and his normal singing maintained his image as a fencing-choirboy. Er Jie (second sis, Shawne) was also very professional, with her low male notes being rather impressive on top of her pop voice. Finally, San Jie (third sis, Karlyne) was suber lagi SIREN-LIKE! And not in a bad way...
Other than that, i've been under a severe sleep deprivation since Saturday. My hypnotherapeutics (read: sleep) only began on Saturday and Sunday morning at 4:30am and waking up at 8:30 am and 12pm respectively...
For what, you gingerly ask, lest you incur my wrath by irritating me in my current state of drowsy rage:
Black Strat owned, Stealth Fighters/Squad owned, Strengthwhore + Aurawhore owned. Uggh DotA OWNED. I can't beliecve i'm getting addicted to it so near the JC common tests, especially when i personally swore not to.
Damn those computer programmers in Silicon Valley (read: nerds who have not seen the light of faraway Silicone Valley). I bet their stereotypical lack of a social life has induced in them the vengeance to impose this same punishment upon others worldwide. This is attained by creating games so fiendishly addictive that no one under the age of 22 (haha modulated for you, Daryl) can resist its temptations.
Edit: It's 2:30am and i'm not asleep yet. Damn that sleep cycle carousel.
Marvelling at Despo Hwives to... Sick Cycle Carousel - Lifehouse
A brief translation in Singaporean English for all those illiterate troglodytes out there:
Mr Brown: Very English. Blog teaches us to be Singaporeans. Who needs that when we ourselves are all Singaporeans? Singlish sucks, but i still use it what.
ta da
I'm not defaming and swinging metaphorical mud at his shiny clean repute. Heck, i even found one of his later entries on Batman thoroughly entertaining.
What amazed me though, is that all those shadow blog readers commenting on my last post only defended Mr Brown, with whom my comments weren't even that derogatory toward. What of Xiaxue or Sandralicious? Is what i'm saying true, or is it that their dedicated fans are sick of requesting their songs any more?
Speaking of dedicating songs, i just came back from a gosu 5-hour-long KARAOKING SESSION! This was with my sisters and Daryl, in celebration of Shawne's birthday. Didn't get her any Bacardi though, only her lunch treat @ an antique shop in PS and a weird nut/chocolate crispy pancake thing.
I shan't disclose how i fared, but everyone else was terrifying superb. Daryl could pwningly modulate his voice and his normal singing maintained his image as a fencing-choirboy. Er Jie (second sis, Shawne) was also very professional, with her low male notes being rather impressive on top of her pop voice. Finally, San Jie (third sis, Karlyne) was suber lagi SIREN-LIKE! And not in a bad way...
Other than that, i've been under a severe sleep deprivation since Saturday. My hypnotherapeutics (read: sleep) only began on Saturday and Sunday morning at 4:30am and waking up at 8:30 am and 12pm respectively...
For what, you gingerly ask, lest you incur my wrath by irritating me in my current state of drowsy rage:
DEFENCE OF THE ANCIENTS!
Black Strat owned, Stealth Fighters/Squad owned, Strengthwhore + Aurawhore owned. Uggh DotA OWNED. I can't beliecve i'm getting addicted to it so near the JC common tests, especially when i personally swore not to.
Damn those computer programmers in Silicon Valley (read: nerds who have not seen the light of faraway Silicone Valley). I bet their stereotypical lack of a social life has induced in them the vengeance to impose this same punishment upon others worldwide. This is attained by creating games so fiendishly addictive that no one under the age of 22 (haha modulated for you, Daryl) can resist its temptations.
Edit: It's 2:30am and i'm not asleep yet. Damn that sleep cycle carousel.
Marvelling at Despo Hwives to... Sick Cycle Carousel - Lifehouse
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