Drinking to Our Health

Nick and i are on to our 6th cup of water. This in lieu of my fabulous policy "who says we can't detoxify our bodies while we toxify our minds" with regards to mass DOTAing over my stayover weekend.

We formed a blood water pact: For every hero frag either of us achieved, we both had half a cup of water to down. With concrete-laden weights strapped to our ankles, we took on the challenge an hour ago with a combined frag count of 19 the last game.

This was not a disincentive to stop pwning the enemy heroes, but rather to w(h)et our appetites and flush our systems clean (any reference to toilet bowls is purely uncoincidental).

Water has various functions in the body. The only one i can think of now is the purging of it out through my every orifice... But that's just me. I was also bullshitting that we should go and light aromatherapy candles in the computer room, although that idea won't float so well on Nick's parents.


Not your run-of-the-mill Water Retention
At the rate we're drinking (7), this doesn't seem very healthy anymore... Hell, we've had bigger cups than Pamela Anderson. Now, our sorrows REALLY need to be drowned. Just not by any more water.

EELLU-EYARGH. BLEARGHH. *vomits* OMG i didn't remember eating that...

Edit: Nick just brought in 2 jugs full of the lovely fluid. Still have 3 to go, wish us luck



Undergoing our baptism prelude to... Various Gurglings - Dw and Nick