Blog Banes

"night club ogres clips"

... is what someone searched in yahoo.com to find this blog... Omit the 's' from 'clips' and you get a whole list of XXX websites. Looks like my blog qualifies as ass-less pornography o.O


Congren said that my blog's entire entries, and entendres are entrancing... NOT! He said something about iharthdarth being short and sweet, UNLIKE MINE. Its MY blog, i can write as lengthily or as littly as possible, in any language i deem fit.

On the other hand, what he says does has some merit. *Uggh! Fingers freezing up, joints jamming... I can't seem to admit that someone else is right for a change!* My blog entries DO tend to get rather monotonous and droll and boring and dull and droning and uninteresting and...

Oh and did i mention that it's full of pointless repetitions as well?

For this my pop blog, my masterpiece, my treasured literary sewage pipes (since i vent out my juices, whether creative or derogatory), i want the best! I want it to be presented in a proper, accessible (even to the degenerate simpletons) manner! I want to WIN WAHAHA!

Anyway, i'm thinking of submitting some of my entries to this weird tomorrow.sg thing, and was wondering which one you, the reader (yes, i'm decided to stop ignoring you) prefer. Besides the mandatory "Wizard of Whores", my legendarily lengthy coup de grace, i'd like suggestions on which other entries would make the comedy/literary categories. Recommend these here! Wah i'm so shameless i can feel it though my shameless skin.

Tell me, would any random porn-seeking missile (whew warhead liaos) stop by MY blog, after fiendishly typing in a grossgusting search, unless it were any good?



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