Brutha-ly Love

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20050516

The Various Ions in My Life...

Intonation: Sarcasm while stating matters-of-fact. I'm so imitatable that even Congren is trying to copy my style of saying 'so off lor' and 'damn gosu'. I must either be extremely influential and such a good role model to look up to, or just simply over-eccentric and lagi spoofable.

Commendation: Physics test today was EASY beyond measure (no random error in the measurement somemore). However, if i was a football manager in CM4 with 'time' as my players, i would sooo have cost them the victory (read: mismanaged). I had no time to finish one question part because i went and vigorously beat the bush's silhouette for my other answers. Sigh the disadvantages of knowing too much yet writing too slowly.

Recommendation: YUAN YANG drink! One part soya bean, one part chin chow. All parts sexay and slurpable. Contains the best of both worlds in its refreshing umami taste, its smooth yet crystalline texture and last but not least, has GRASS JELLY! The uber pwning alternate name of 'Michael Jackson' does NOTHING to deter people from drinking it ;)

Lamentation: Volleyball training has been permanently changed to Mon, Wed, Fri. WAAARGH. The latter 2 are my early slack days... Just because we're a bunch of ill-committed losers, just because both guy and girl teams did not get beyond the quarter finals, just because we're a effeminate underfunded CCA doesn't mean we have to follow suit with the stupid record-shattering BASKETBALLERS trainings and court bookings... How shitake mushroomy.

Revelation: People get peeved over the most (un)innocent things written on a blog... Sorry Clement! And aay, i need ur blog address. Also, we did not mean any despicable and derogatory thing said. De-meaning was taken wrongly and out of context!

Indignation: Jen and the frequency and magnitude of his mood swings. I swear he's being heated by some external source of stress, and is like a gas being agitated. From happy to sad to hyper to angry to competitive... He's either going to burn himself out or simply DIE from exhaustion (not to mention random troll-gres squishing him against walls during floorball).

Incrimination: Virtually everyone's cheating for the many SPAs we have been having. It does not help that 1S03N has NO practicals in the first timeslot, and will hence be able to find out privvy info ;) Not that we need it or actually do... Speaking of which, its 9:26 pm and i haven't even started on my SPA yet. Then there's Desperate Housewives in less than an hour. Sigh the constraints of being a 3-dimensional being in a n-dimensional plane...

Rhythm Nation: PWNING song by Janet Jackson. The skin-toight leather suit she wore for the MTV was replicated on a Rhythm Nation Mickey Mouse figure at Disney lor O.o Post-Nipplegate, though, it was taken down (the Mickey lah, not the leather tightfit on it). Also note the utter randomness and into the red (ie out of the blue) of this mini-paragraph. Although once i say its random, it somehow stops being so... OoH paradoxes please.


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Bloated on steak, potatoes and... Bombastic - Britney Spears

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