Slipper Lobster Whore Fun!
My best friend is being a bitch. An Auwbitch, to be exact (not my bitch, fyi). He appears to be distraught over some matters on my blog which apparently antagonised him and portrayed him as some disloyal villian (you mean there are loyal villians?).
Getting a facial at the Chem SPA {http://jianbrutha.blogspot.com} (me, dw):
what derisive things?????
ab: damn act blur siah
dw: are u sure im not just mistaking it for being not derisive?
ab: maybe
ab: i'll leave you figure it out
dw: OOOOOOOI DERISIVE THING NOW
dw: issit the 'even if you have me replaced' part?
dw: EMPHASIS ON THE 'EVEN'
ab: no no emphasis
ab: confirm SUBTLE HINT
ab: emphasis on SUBTLE
(ab = Auwbitch, dw = Da Wang)
Wahaha i just HAD to put my gosu MSN display nick there... Such genius! I've got to be the punniest guy in the world, showing off all my verbal essences in the opun like that!
Now, post-confronting him, he STILL does not want to tell me what's up. Of course, this initial part of the entry is just some scare tactic to get him to fess up on his misdeeds (and my misnomers).
Sigh we may have drifted apart in physical distance, but are we emotionally distancing ourselves adrift as well?
Anyway, my new shoes were absolutely, fantastically, fabulously SMALL. During vball training, i felt as if i were one of Cinderella's ugly fat sisters trying to squeeze into her exquisite (and SMALL) glass slippers.
There's only one order for training in infinitesmally minuscule shoes:
Blisters Medium Rare served over a callousy Corn loaf, with a side topping of Ingrown Toenail Extravaganza!
After being so gratuitously full on my awesome set meal, i had no choice but to play vball like utter shit (small faecal lumps dexterously juggling volleyballs ARE a sight to behold!). I was basically lobbing balls all over the damned field, with an exceptional few making it across the line.
Feel like some lowly and lousy derelict now. Correction, a lowly and lousy derelict with sore feet and blisters. Woohoo really taking the roleplay of the 'derelict' part seriously.
Also, congrats to Huan Ting for being vball capt! Woot got someone high-ranking tomanipulate take orders from obediently liaos! To all others, SORRY FOR SCREWING UP THE GAME omfg. Shoes. Ok in some minor fault skill too... ARGH incompetance.
Oh and worst thing in the world:
Long and curly individual public hair strands. Grossgusting now! That and baby lizards hiding under your bed. Double Ugghs
Anyways,
Away i need be,
Aerial attacks swarm about
Amphibious vessels assault me
Assay to survive in this bout,
Of the undefeatable critters in my room.
Joining some literary club to... Light Your Ass on Fire - Busta Rhymes
Getting a facial at the Chem SPA {http://jianbrutha.blogspot.com} (me, dw):
what derisive things?????
ab: damn act blur siah
dw: are u sure im not just mistaking it for being not derisive?
ab: maybe
ab: i'll leave you figure it out
dw: OOOOOOOI DERISIVE THING NOW
dw: issit the 'even if you have me replaced' part?
dw: EMPHASIS ON THE 'EVEN'
ab: no no emphasis
ab: confirm SUBTLE HINT
ab: emphasis on SUBTLE
(ab = Auwbitch, dw = Da Wang)
Wahaha i just HAD to put my gosu MSN display nick there... Such genius! I've got to be the punniest guy in the world, showing off all my verbal essences in the opun like that!
Now, post-confronting him, he STILL does not want to tell me what's up. Of course, this initial part of the entry is just some scare tactic to get him to fess up on his misdeeds (and my misnomers).
Sigh we may have drifted apart in physical distance, but are we emotionally distancing ourselves adrift as well?
Anyway, my new shoes were absolutely, fantastically, fabulously SMALL. During vball training, i felt as if i were one of Cinderella's ugly fat sisters trying to squeeze into her exquisite (and SMALL) glass slippers.
There's only one order for training in infinitesmally minuscule shoes:
Blisters Medium Rare served over a callousy Corn loaf, with a side topping of Ingrown Toenail Extravaganza!
After being so gratuitously full on my awesome set meal, i had no choice but to play vball like utter shit (small faecal lumps dexterously juggling volleyballs ARE a sight to behold!). I was basically lobbing balls all over the damned field, with an exceptional few making it across the line.
Feel like some lowly and lousy derelict now. Correction, a lowly and lousy derelict with sore feet and blisters. Woohoo really taking the roleplay of the 'derelict' part seriously.
Also, congrats to Huan Ting for being vball capt! Woot got someone high-ranking to
Oh and worst thing in the world:
Long and curly individual public hair strands. Grossgusting now! That and baby lizards hiding under your bed. Double Ugghs
Anyways,
Away i need be,
Aerial attacks swarm about
Amphibious vessels assault me
Assay to survive in this bout,
Of the undefeatable critters in my room.
Joining some literary club to... Light Your Ass on Fire - Busta Rhymes
Came, Saw and Conquered by dw 9:07 PM
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