Nubi's New Moves Be Movin'!
Not to be outdone by Daryl, i hereby proclaim and swear that Nubi is the best dog (no, friend) anybody can have!
Besides being incredulously and incredibly cute, he's also lagi adorable! Did i mention that he's cute? Also, emphasis on his ubicuteness (ubiquitous + cuteness) and dire delectability! *swoooons*
On top of being unbearably precious and artful, he's (Nubi lah, not me. although i'd understand why you would make the mistake ;p) got to be the most mentally adept and intelligent non-human creature out there!
Today alone, i taught him 2 new moves (no Technical Machines required)!
There's the 'Double Shake', which involves him putting his other paw onto your hand when you ask him to shake normally. The end result is him in a sitting position with both front appendages on your arm! WAAAH SO LUVABLE!
Then, there's 'Stand' (in no way dedicated to Jewel), whereby i hold a small morsel at arm's length away while standing straight. He will then make this elegant and smooth rising off his front paws and will balance in place for roughly a second. The treat is then dropped with utmost precision into his mouth as he slinks back into his basal position.
This brings his overall trick count to: 9! woowoo
Oh and not forgetting the most important trick of all, the remarkable way he lifts my spirits up however down in the dumps they be. HUGGLES NOW! Oh and Daryl, i say that he 'skittles' when he scampers around the place, especially when he slips over the polished floors. Do you?
All together now,
*SWOONS!*
Note to all skimmers: Please read the first paragraph! Mistaking the many 'him's for some poor sex slave i kidnapped off the street will NOT improve your impressions of me.
Earlier during bubble tea with Rilong and Bryan (peppermint milk tea! Like lapping liquid lust and downing desirous drink), i classified myself as an Underachieving Overachiever. This title can be bestowed upon many, many others (esp those in RJ) tho.
This fundamentally means that i am one who wants to handle all sorts of shit, and yet isnt (or cannot). From the outsider, i'm an overachiever when to myself, i'm underachieving.
The incalculable instances of this is me being in vball sch team, SRP, class comm, RA (restricted artistic, some writing thing) and running for house committee. Even with all this spelling out in clear intonations that i am PACKED like a mule, i am STILL attempting to lead a Discover science camp, go for CIPs, run (literally) for the class and sign up for many other science attachments.
Inadequacies NOW! Low self-esteem NOW! Building up my report through meaningless material inroads NOW! Sighs...
Once bitten twice shy, i guess. After missing joining other CCAs and running for student council, as well as prefects in secondary school, i cannot take any chances anymore when one of these accolades may just be the deciding factor of my life!
Also, not to be superficial or shallow or anything, but NKF and their donation cards are VERY REWARDING. They just called and told me that "through (my) very esteemed participation, (I) have won tickets to the gala premiere of 'Madagascar'".
I was like, wtf! I initially thought that they called to ask me where my Children's Medical Fund donation card was (swallowed up by a freak blackhole that lasted for a nanosecond), and were going to blow it up into some police matter... Whew + Woot.
Kk got to start bullcrapping on why the Institute of Molecular and Cell Biology should accept me under their very broad and outstretched wings for an attachment project. Wasted enough time getting an unpicturesque haircut already (think of a very unspiky, small durian. Wah Dwayne the durian. Sounds funksy O.o)
Practicing vball mentally to... Last Night - Justin Timberlake
Besides being incredulously and incredibly cute, he's also lagi adorable! Did i mention that he's cute? Also, emphasis on his ubicuteness (ubiquitous + cuteness) and dire delectability! *swoooons*
On top of being unbearably precious and artful, he's (Nubi lah, not me. although i'd understand why you would make the mistake ;p) got to be the most mentally adept and intelligent non-human creature out there!
Today alone, i taught him 2 new moves (no Technical Machines required)!
There's the 'Double Shake', which involves him putting his other paw onto your hand when you ask him to shake normally. The end result is him in a sitting position with both front appendages on your arm! WAAAH SO LUVABLE!
Then, there's 'Stand' (in no way dedicated to Jewel), whereby i hold a small morsel at arm's length away while standing straight. He will then make this elegant and smooth rising off his front paws and will balance in place for roughly a second. The treat is then dropped with utmost precision into his mouth as he slinks back into his basal position.
This brings his overall trick count to: 9! woowoo
Oh and not forgetting the most important trick of all, the remarkable way he lifts my spirits up however down in the dumps they be. HUGGLES NOW! Oh and Daryl, i say that he 'skittles' when he scampers around the place, especially when he slips over the polished floors. Do you?
All together now,
*SWOONS!*
Note to all skimmers: Please read the first paragraph! Mistaking the many 'him's for some poor sex slave i kidnapped off the street will NOT improve your impressions of me.
Earlier during bubble tea with Rilong and Bryan (peppermint milk tea! Like lapping liquid lust and downing desirous drink), i classified myself as an Underachieving Overachiever. This title can be bestowed upon many, many others (esp those in RJ) tho.
This fundamentally means that i am one who wants to handle all sorts of shit, and yet isnt (or cannot). From the outsider, i'm an overachiever when to myself, i'm underachieving.
The incalculable instances of this is me being in vball sch team, SRP, class comm, RA (restricted artistic, some writing thing) and running for house committee. Even with all this spelling out in clear intonations that i am PACKED like a mule, i am STILL attempting to lead a Discover science camp, go for CIPs, run (literally) for the class and sign up for many other science attachments.
Inadequacies NOW! Low self-esteem NOW! Building up my report through meaningless material inroads NOW! Sighs...
Once bitten twice shy, i guess. After missing joining other CCAs and running for student council, as well as prefects in secondary school, i cannot take any chances anymore when one of these accolades may just be the deciding factor of my life!
Also, not to be superficial or shallow or anything, but NKF and their donation cards are VERY REWARDING. They just called and told me that "through (my) very esteemed participation, (I) have won tickets to the gala premiere of 'Madagascar'".
I was like, wtf! I initially thought that they called to ask me where my Children's Medical Fund donation card was (swallowed up by a freak blackhole that lasted for a nanosecond), and were going to blow it up into some police matter... Whew + Woot.
Kk got to start bullcrapping on why the Institute of Molecular and Cell Biology should accept me under their very broad and outstretched wings for an attachment project. Wasted enough time getting an unpicturesque haircut already (think of a very unspiky, small durian. Wah Dwayne the durian. Sounds funksy O.o)
Practicing vball mentally to... Last Night - Justin Timberlake
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