10 Layers of the Onion-like Ogre (me, fyi):
*kopped from my goth sis.
LAYER ONE
Name: dwayne
Birthdate: 0801
Birthplace: s'pore
Current Location: stewing in my own juices, getting blinded by high computer screen contrast.
Hair : Nigger Black. Also available in shades of ugly shit.
Height: 176cm
LAYER TWO
Your heritage: BANANA PHONE! Brilliance personified as a Chinese.
Your weakness: Bubble tea!
Your fears: Failing
Your perfect pizza: custom with button shrooms, ground beef, bacon, ham, extra cheese. Drools. Unfortunately i've turned non-junk-food-junkee.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get the experience of being in a REAL relationship.
LAYER THREE
Your thoughts first waking up: Food?
Your best physical feature: "they're all pretty crap to me." haha thx for answering this for me, sis.
Your bedtime: Trying (in vain) for 11pm on weekdays, 12am on weekends.
Your most missed memory: Memory? What memory?
LAYER FOUR
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (black milk NOW!)
McDonald's or Burger King: BK, but on a permanent fast-food sabbatical
Single or group dates: Group. The more the merrier in chicken soup, especially the red ones.
Adidas or Nike: Nike Air Force Ones!
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Or.
LAYER FIVE
Cuss: Me? Cuss? HAHAHAHA
Sing: Falsetto bagpipe-esque tunes.
Have a crush on someone: My swivel chair. Its once again bearing the brunt of my crushing butt.
Do you think you've been in love: Nein.
Want to go to college: Yes please! And pile on the dollops of chem.
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
Done a drug: Caffeine! Sugar!
Had sex: Nope
Gone on a date: Sadly no.
Gone to the mall: If the torrid, mangy dungeons of J8 count...
Eaten an entire box of oreos: NO!
Eaten sushi: Yep yep! Buffet somemore *regurgitates out month-old teriyaki chicken*
Been on stage: Nope
Been dumped: Dumped, but not dumped (I'm sure you wouldn't like to what i've dumped).
Gone skating: Not after my near-death experience involving construction pipes and an uncontrolled descent on roller-blades...
Made homemade cookies: Do Hershey's Chocolate Kisses melted over bananas count? Heh i gosuly developed that delectable delight, right? Right???!
Gone skinny-dipping: Yes, but then in my bathroom.
Stolen anything: Someone's heart.
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Soccer? The changing part (not funny? ah screw it. Its hard to joke all the time).
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not 'extremely'
Been "caught" doing something: *pouts* Are you implying that i did that?
Been called a tease: Yes. Stupid RJians.
Gotten beaten up: Nope
Changed who you were to fit in: Of course. Doesn't everyone?
LAYER EIGHT
Age you hope to be married: 28
Numbers and Names of children: Semba, Lyfic, T.
LAYER NINE
(Describe what YOU consider to be attractive qualities of the
opposite sex)
Best eye color: Caucasian-coloured
Best hair color: Caucasian-coloured
Best height: average for Caucasians
Best weight: As long as they don't throw it around.
Best article of clothing: Nothing (if they fulfil the earlier requirements :D)
LAYER TEN
Number of drugs taken illegally: I prefer for you to not know about my completely lacking past.
Number of people I could trust with my life: I can't even trust people with my Zen...
Number of cd's that I own: 38! And those are just the ones i recognise as my own.
Number of piercings: [6^1-3x2]^9 billion.
Number of tattoos: Nine (pun intended).
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Thrice
Number of scars on my body: 3, all leg. Pimple scars are temporal while emotional scars are ethereal. So they don't count.
Number of things in my past I regret: Muchios, gracias.
Hmm. Been feeling weird and woozy today. Must be sickness returning due to my hectic schedule.
Trying to think of an action to type out to... It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube
LAYER ONE
Name: dwayne
Birthdate: 0801
Birthplace: s'pore
Current Location: stewing in my own juices, getting blinded by high computer screen contrast.
Hair : Nigger Black. Also available in shades of ugly shit.
Height: 176cm
LAYER TWO
Your heritage: BANANA PHONE! Brilliance personified as a Chinese.
Your weakness: Bubble tea!
Your fears: Failing
Your perfect pizza: custom with button shrooms, ground beef, bacon, ham, extra cheese. Drools. Unfortunately i've turned non-junk-food-junkee.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get the experience of being in a REAL relationship.
LAYER THREE
Your thoughts first waking up: Food?
Your best physical feature: "they're all pretty crap to me." haha thx for answering this for me, sis.
Your bedtime: Trying (in vain) for 11pm on weekdays, 12am on weekends.
Your most missed memory: Memory? What memory?
LAYER FOUR
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (black milk NOW!)
McDonald's or Burger King: BK, but on a permanent fast-food sabbatical
Single or group dates: Group. The more the merrier in chicken soup, especially the red ones.
Adidas or Nike: Nike Air Force Ones!
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Or.
LAYER FIVE
Cuss: Me? Cuss? HAHAHAHA
Sing: Falsetto bagpipe-esque tunes.
Have a crush on someone: My swivel chair. Its once again bearing the brunt of my crushing butt.
Do you think you've been in love: Nein.
Want to go to college: Yes please! And pile on the dollops of chem.
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
Done a drug: Caffeine! Sugar!
Had sex: Nope
Gone on a date: Sadly no.
Gone to the mall: If the torrid, mangy dungeons of J8 count...
Eaten an entire box of oreos: NO!
Eaten sushi: Yep yep! Buffet somemore *regurgitates out month-old teriyaki chicken*
Been on stage: Nope
Been dumped: Dumped, but not dumped (I'm sure you wouldn't like to what i've dumped).
Gone skating: Not after my near-death experience involving construction pipes and an uncontrolled descent on roller-blades...
Made homemade cookies: Do Hershey's Chocolate Kisses melted over bananas count? Heh i gosuly developed that delectable delight, right? Right???!
Gone skinny-dipping: Yes, but then in my bathroom.
Stolen anything: Someone's heart.
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Soccer? The changing part (not funny? ah screw it. Its hard to joke all the time).
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not 'extremely'
Been "caught" doing something: *pouts* Are you implying that i did that?
Been called a tease: Yes. Stupid RJians.
Gotten beaten up: Nope
Changed who you were to fit in: Of course. Doesn't everyone?
LAYER EIGHT
Age you hope to be married: 28
Numbers and Names of children: Semba, Lyfic, T.
LAYER NINE
(Describe what YOU consider to be attractive qualities of the
opposite sex)
Best eye color: Caucasian-coloured
Best hair color: Caucasian-coloured
Best height: average for Caucasians
Best weight: As long as they don't throw it around.
Best article of clothing: Nothing (if they fulfil the earlier requirements :D)
LAYER TEN
Number of drugs taken illegally: I prefer for you to not know about my completely lacking past.
Number of people I could trust with my life: I can't even trust people with my Zen...
Number of cd's that I own: 38! And those are just the ones i recognise as my own.
Number of piercings: [6^1-3x2]^9 billion.
Number of tattoos: Nine (pun intended).
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Thrice
Number of scars on my body: 3, all leg. Pimple scars are temporal while emotional scars are ethereal. So they don't count.
Number of things in my past I regret: Muchios, gracias.
Hmm. Been feeling weird and woozy today. Must be sickness returning due to my hectic schedule.
Trying to think of an action to type out to... It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube
Came, Saw and Conquered by dw 11:23 PM
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