Taking a Bite out of Apple
Creative should have made my Friday a really Good one... However, they chose to malinger and completely ignore the ciomplaint email i crafted with extreme finesse and patience. Sigh. This just makes me want to tech (haha pun.) support from some other brand (anything that's not ipod, though).
The reason? Apple and its resident iPods are the overpriced, ACBNC and low-quality overlords of the MP3 industry (hence the zealous anarchy). Creative and Zen, on the other hand, are cheap and reasonable. Not to mention local and purely pimping. Its just by fluke (read: overuse) that my poor not-so-old Zen Touch failed on me...
Who wants an outwardly poser MP3 player when it spends a large proportion of time in the dark recesses and crevices of one's pocket? Who would relish the inferior sound quality provided ever so superbly by Apple and its iPods? Who wants to join the thronging majorities as they flock to advocate Apple and all sport poser white earphones?
Definitely not me. An Apple a day keeps the Dwaynie away.
Note: The author of this entry was in no way endorsed by Creative or any other MP3 manufacturing companies to produce this article.
In other significant events, i have designed a new masterpiece of a signature for the tacky and troublesome 'wang' aspect of my name (try signing a cool 'wang'. Nicely. Without it looking like preschool penmanship.). It involves some sexy 'h' like things substituting constituents of the 'w' and all sorts of complex nuances and innuendos that make it lusty and sultry. Hopefully this will take off some of the negative connotations associated with the surname (ie wangker) and provide me with much more entertainment when having only a blank pad and a pen.
Scored a whopping 6 goals in soccer earlier... Damn shagged (hmm doesnt sound right) after our continuous 3 hours of playing. Obviously, the goals i scored were at most cheap laps or embarrassing tap-ins. I need to learn to dribble more... Always end up losing the ball to the greater forces at work (read: gravitational).
Home only this late because of a gathering with the efers (pronounced eee-furs, for all you perverse potty-heads out there). Saw School of Rock, which rocked and schooled all! Was massing Naruto and actually winning some! Was eating junk food!
Oh uggh. Speaking of the last one, i seemed to have conveniently forgot my personal oath to forsake all fast-(junk)-foods. They're calorific, horrific and plain malefic (haha no cheap alliterations there). High cholesterol, high saturated fats, high sodium content... I feel like some incineration plant now, what with all the junk being burned away only to leave behind their toxic scars. Only fast foods consciously acceptable: Subway, Zai, bubble teas, yoshinoya.
KFC = Killer, Filler, Crap. Although it IS hard to admit i don't like eating this crap ;)
Oh and Linus: I do not obsess about songs purely due to their falsetto factor.
*Edit: Noxious fumes are billowing out of my incinerator's subterranean exhausts... Looks like i'll have to go and take an illegal dump at the nearby reservoir (aka toilet).
Stomach churning sickly to... Take Your Mama Out - Scissors Sisters
The reason? Apple and its resident iPods are the overpriced, ACBNC and low-quality overlords of the MP3 industry (hence the zealous anarchy). Creative and Zen, on the other hand, are cheap and reasonable. Not to mention local and purely pimping. Its just by fluke (read: overuse) that my poor not-so-old Zen Touch failed on me...
Who wants an outwardly poser MP3 player when it spends a large proportion of time in the dark recesses and crevices of one's pocket? Who would relish the inferior sound quality provided ever so superbly by Apple and its iPods? Who wants to join the thronging majorities as they flock to advocate Apple and all sport poser white earphones?
Definitely not me. An Apple a day keeps the Dwaynie away.
Note: The author of this entry was in no way endorsed by Creative or any other MP3 manufacturing companies to produce this article.
In other significant events, i have designed a new masterpiece of a signature for the tacky and troublesome 'wang' aspect of my name (try signing a cool 'wang'. Nicely. Without it looking like preschool penmanship.). It involves some sexy 'h' like things substituting constituents of the 'w' and all sorts of complex nuances and innuendos that make it lusty and sultry. Hopefully this will take off some of the negative connotations associated with the surname (ie wangker) and provide me with much more entertainment when having only a blank pad and a pen.
Scored a whopping 6 goals in soccer earlier... Damn shagged (hmm doesnt sound right) after our continuous 3 hours of playing. Obviously, the goals i scored were at most cheap laps or embarrassing tap-ins. I need to learn to dribble more... Always end up losing the ball to the greater forces at work (read: gravitational).
Home only this late because of a gathering with the efers (pronounced eee-furs, for all you perverse potty-heads out there). Saw School of Rock, which rocked and schooled all! Was massing Naruto and actually winning some! Was eating junk food!
Oh uggh. Speaking of the last one, i seemed to have conveniently forgot my personal oath to forsake all fast-(junk)-foods. They're calorific, horrific and plain malefic (haha no cheap alliterations there). High cholesterol, high saturated fats, high sodium content... I feel like some incineration plant now, what with all the junk being burned away only to leave behind their toxic scars. Only fast foods consciously acceptable: Subway, Zai, bubble teas, yoshinoya.
KFC = Killer, Filler, Crap. Although it IS hard to admit i don't like eating this crap ;)
Oh and Linus: I do not obsess about songs purely due to their falsetto factor.
*Edit: Noxious fumes are billowing out of my incinerator's subterranean exhausts... Looks like i'll have to go and take an illegal dump at the nearby reservoir (aka toilet).
Stomach churning sickly to... Take Your Mama Out - Scissors Sisters
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