21st Century Hero: Super-size-Man

Realised i had a 19 day holiday. What with all the ponnin.. ur.. missing of school due to my teeth and the 2nd orientation. However, out of these, i had to wake up early for 8 of them. That's how crap lor... Holidays are for sleeeep. Sleeeeep that cures all sianness.

ARRGH. Stuck at Nick's house now (fyi Nick is not a dog). Even though the whole gang is here, everyone's either fast asleep or transfixed in front of the myriad of flashing computers (heh talk about verbal irony). The sentences of this blog entry are also oozing with utter boredom and overly descriptive laziness, dragging on forever and ever in what seems to be the swirling tempest of a void (hmm a sense of poetic inspiration seems to be trying in vain to force its way into my head from the humid, sizzling surroundings).

Ok boredom over.

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Haha which brings me to the many spoofs and satires i've formulated around fast food (which i have, unfortunately, succumbed to again for breakfast).

Firstly, CNB-certified Chiky Meal from KFC (Ketamine Feeds Children), consisting of a Large Coke w/ Ice, a Hashburger and of course, a wonderful playtoy for the kids: Their very own Hypodermic needles. Be careful though, or else kena raid then i'm sure all your bladders will leave you (or be surgically removed due to the cancer).

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= Happy Meal ;}

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Secondly, the world of PokeMcDonalds is proud to unveil a new PokeMcMon: McUk. McUk's origins are unknown and speculative at best. Some say he's the scraped off grease from under the French Fry stoves. Others claim that he is the by-product of several toxic additives mixing together in copious quantities in the hamburgers and gaining the gift of life (or undeath) post-irradiation of the patties. Yet others insist he is the liposuctioned fats from the average obese fast-food patron.

However, as with the release of every new McMon, everybody's dying (literally) to get it. Gotta catch em all right? I guess it applies to diseases such as diabetes and Hep B as well...


McUk looking delish!

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Aside from all the humour and social commentary, this definitely isnt very different from fast-foods now especially since they're filled with drugs of their own in the form of processed sugars and excessive sodium. The mass-production also substitutes character and genuine flavour from their self-proclaimed delicacies. While there are others such as me who have realised the bane of junk foods, multitudes more discover the 'awesome' taste and satisfaction the sugar/caffeine/salt high gives them.

Edit: Guess what. I'm having fast-food again for lunch. XKK's house is positively (or negatively) the junk(food)yard liaos... At leas its Mosburger, which is healthier. Right? Right???



Gorging and Fattening up to... Nothin's Free - Lil Jon