Scandal-Digest

Wah damn old siah, this banner. Twas made for a previous shared blog that went to waste after ignoring it. I wanted to make this banner the header for moi blog, but some html thing kept cropping up. Damn unsettling. Anyone with any html help to offer contact me arhz?

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Anyway, most of you would have noticed my MSN nickname being 'SCANDALERT' or 'SCANDALICIOUS'. Its due to the especially juicy details on the salacious actions of some individuals:

Nick and i was simply playing a fool yesterday wif another friend (clue: he's mentioned somewhere in this blog) with me being very random when he brought up a mutual friend (girl, in RJC). He went lik, "she's online now", to which i (not knowing that it was a true crush) replied "go court her lah". His very avoidant and defensive comments caused this to digress into a rapid spiral of crush this crush that. We even pretended to threaten the secrecy of this crush for the girl to the public! Final straw came when we faked a mass SMS session to everyone in our church/extended family/neighbours/schoolmates group by sending only him the message under the pretence that it was sent to a group SMS list.

HAHAHA!!

He then called frantically, high-pitched, hyper and pleading! AND he's a gangsta hip-hop loving, violent contact sportsman (read: rugby) from a more-than-reputable-for-its-violence JC lor O.o hope that didn't reveal it. Anyway, the masSMS was revealed as a scam, and he was much relieved that the people not supposed to know remained ignorant.

All this was for retribution as he kopped me and nick's tuna subs on sunday...

Radical O.o

Tapping my fingers to... Scandalous - Misteeq