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Greeting Etiquette

Imagine yourself walking from classroom to classroom innocently, when suddenly, BAM! Serendipity strikes your arse with an ugly stick. You meet a friend along the corridor and have absolutely no idea as to how to acknowledge them.

Friends are, whether we like it or not, split subconsciously into categories of importance:

Level 1:
OG, class, church, neighbours, very very close best friends
Level 2: previous best friends, potential best friends
Level 3: same class, CCA, etc before
Level 4: unknown tau scum you couldn't care less about

What do you do when these friends walk by?? There are the options of saying 'hi', waving, stopping and talking, keeping your eyes glued on them the whole time, or minimum eye contact then looking away. WTF DO U DO??? Even the tau ones seem to garner attention. Then what happens when u stumble by them multiple times in a day or even in a span of 20 minutes?

AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD. I like, look for a split second and wave a 'hi' with a smile, then look away, avoiding any further eye contact... I guess that gives people the impression that i'm very tau. Shit siah. Friends in my life ebbing away like the tides under lunar luminesence.



Okok enough for my philosophical rambling for the day.

Got a Valentine's Day Card that i absolutely do not know what to make of. My sister says to take it as a casual friendship. I like the girl, but not in a girlfriend way. Yet if she were to actually have something going for me, i'd get scared and run away... (sigh, how manly of me). This is rather unsettling, as the mental picture i still have of myself is this corpulent, overweight, bastard who cares not about anyone. May still be true, however, for people to actually think of me like this may mean not. Aay I'm shy for a reason pls...

Bubble tea still rocks, tried this passionfruit milk tea, not as good as the honey (duh) but then had quite a tangy kick O.o. Had it after another POWER-LEG© volleyball training session. I'm now gonna have weak-as-jelly yet hard-as-rock thighs lor. Quite the disgusting a thought...



Tapping my fingers to... Shake Your Bon Bon - Ricky Martin

4 Comments:

  • At 10:27 PM , Blogger Jeremy said...

    eh, where'd you go in msn? just disappeared randomly after giving me some very obscurely difficult explanation on what seemed to be the atomic config nonsense. anyway, i haven't seen your *romantic* side expressed so publicly before, quite revealing siah. anyway, i totally identify with your thing about the greeting thing, except mine is even worse.

     
  • At 12:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    just tau them unless they're really good friends? D: swhat i do all the time. lol

     
  • At 1:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    whoa gogogo da hood got ur back. i say u give the gal who sent u the vday card a chance man u never noe. Btw u r not the overweight basturd lol, leave that description 4 me only

     
  • At 1:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    at least u had fun in aussie land and when u came back u had a vday card arh. me and nick v day suxs like hell

     

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