Brutha-ly Love

ANNOUNCEMENT!

2008-05-11T20:47:00.002+08:00

The author of this blog is taking a bold new creative direction.

He is now locateable at http://dwayneyawned.blogspot.com

Do not bother with this site anymore, it is to be a GHOST TOWN.

This is the final post wowwee.

Already missing this blog (ah who am i kidding) to.. Hope - Jack Johnson

Catch Him If You Can

2008-03-19T18:38:00.002+08:00

There is far too much time on my hands and too mas on my mind.

Cereal-killing to.. All Fall Down - OneRepublic

MSK

2008-03-14T22:39:00.002+08:00

I recently read the book My Sweet Kitten, whereby said tiny kitten is lost in the forest after it discovers a 'cat-flap' in the toilet, prompting its owners to go all out in a search to recover the helpless animal. Adding to the suspense is the poor kitten's weak hind leg that causes it to walk with a limp. How will the owners ever catch it?

Reading it was an arduous, week-long affair that involved many hours of mind-wracking numbness and monotony. Oh, and i heard they've released a sequel. That would mean my next week will be spent reading it.

Oh and there was a new chemical compound recently discovered too: Mono-Sodium Keratine. It displays the most peculiar properties known to man! The scientists involved managed to isolate it for 2 whole years, before it spontaneously bonded with free-domino radicals. They believe that traces of it may still be available within the vicinity of the Whitley Chemical Sciences Laboratory, and are wasting no time in gathering ALL the local scientific minds they could to re-create it.

I, of course, have been one of the great scientific minds tasked with its recovery.

Other than this, even though Mono-Sodium Keratine has been proven to be highly reactive and explosive, its isolation in the proper maximally-secured test-tube/lead box would have great future applications in pharmaceuticals: Abolishing the PAP Smear and acting as a tranquiliser for the general populace.

Finally, have you heard ofM yopic-SKeletosis? It's this disease running rampant throughout Singapore which leads to dangerously high levels of short-sightness (158cm short, to be exact) and arrogance. Other symptoms include: Thorn-In-The-Sideitis, uncontrollable waste of time and constipation. If anyone catches this bug, please inform the authorities for immediate quarantine.

Hopefully it hasn't yet crossed borders and contaminated other countries.

How many other ways can i NOT speak of his existence and the bane it's brought onto my life?

Bloody MSK.

Body-lockin' and Bottle-poppin' to.. Low - Flo-Rida

Bookies

2008-03-01T13:18:00.002+08:00

What started as a day of intrepid boredom soon spiraled into the greatest literary revolution my life has ever seen.

Those who know me only see me digesting magazines, comics, and essentially information available in bite-sized pieces. The inevitable consequence of too much Coke as a child.

And all this is (indirectly indirectly) thanks to my HUSGUAR wahaha.

In the short span of 1 month, i've finished:

And all this was while erm.. trading loads of academic assistance for financial assistance, going to Brunei for 2 weeks of sandfly-ridden hell and of course, wildly socialising thanks to the car.

RichDad (4.5/5) - BLOODY GOOD and inspirational. Really riled me up about investments and asset management, to the point where i was faithfully reading the Classifieds section simply to scour out the differences in house rental/purchase costs.

Blink (3.5/5) - Very good analogies and anecdotal examples. Other than that falls a bit flat in trying to convince you to 'think without thinking'

Undercover Economist (4.0/5) - Essentially a crash course in basic JC econs, easily understandable even to a triple-sciencer like me!

Paradox of Choice (3.5/5) - Very monotonous and repetitive first quarter of the book which would turn most people off, but then picks up later on and provides gems about the factors that influence our satisfaction.

What the hell do you classify this genre of book anyway??

Non-fiction? Self-improvement? Social theory? Ah whatever it is, i'm sorta transfixed by this now.

Recommend me recommend me!! I need new ones to check out.

Will constantly update as i continue reading!

Nursing a 91 + 117 sandfly bites to.. Say (All I Need) - OneRepublic

The Husguar Matrix

2008-02-10T23:48:00.000+08:00

"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

A great man named Morpheus once said that. He was prophesising the advent of a multi-billion dollar series and fattening up the cashcow franchise before its slaughter 2 movies later.

BUT I LUB HIM NONETHELESS :)

And speaking of machines.... I've got a car.

SO i've got a car.

In case you didn't know, it's ~~mineminemine hands off~~ an MPV (initially) affectionately dubbed 'Morpheus' because its a Hyundai MATRIX.

"Eh?? Hyundai Matrix? Which one is that?" the irritants and those undeserving of life will then immediately exclaim.

(BLUE TO REPRESENT THE PERSONIFICATION OF SEXINESS.)
Edit: (Me lah, you idiots. paraphrasing the great Morpheus)

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

My dream number plate.

Okok see it already right. Damn ugly right.

Shut up. I LUB it too. More than you i'm sure (unless your name is BenCai HAPPY BDAY).

Anyway, as with the demographic youthful male car owner, there is the incessant need to beautify/glammify/pimpify/zeng-ify their new wives.

And as much as i'd like to be above the shackles of stereotyping, i'm too great a fan of cars to pass by this opportunity.

There are my sexy rims:

WGAGAGA :):):) thanks nick/ka/sw

My sexy eyelids:

Its the thingy above the lights. No, not the bonnet you idiot.

My sexy self:

By far the hottest accessory added.

(Hoho people say that self-praise and narcissism is a sign of weakness and insecurity. A small price to pay for stomping all over people's egos when they look in the mirror. Heehee HELLO NURSE *muacks*)

The 'accentuating' continued today! Gaining inspiration while playing with Nubi (also my beloved Valentine, btw), I realised his colour combination matched my car's Black/Silver theme PERFECTLY.

Wah i take horrible photographs (ie the first one). The rest are courtesy of Mr Ho.

Instead of sending him to a taxidermist and tying his stuffed carcass to the rear, I opted to dredge up my 1306987137 Husky softtoys, hold an "American Idol" style audition, and then send the most presentable 8 up on stage.

With Linus as the official event photographer, their photoshoot begins.

The dreamboat host briefs the contestants (and applies velcro to their feet).

Howl do I think of these retarded captions.

Police Lineup in Delicatessen Robbery Case #4.

If you bothered to count, unfortunately, you would have noticed SEVEN instead of EIGHT huskies. The last one that remained was this immensely ~~grotesque~~ cute solid figure that Nick ~~inconvenienced~~ bestowed me with.

*as per Austin Powers* WOAHH!

I HAD to find a place around the car for it.

Does it look good here?

Stoic-ism's his forte.

Here?

Husky-shaped Drinks will now be served.

Maybe this..?

Sure to incite Dashboard Confessionals.

What about in this nook?

Sitting pretty (like its owner but without the 'sitting')

Sigh all a bit off, don't ya think?

OH WAIT ZOMG. I'VE GOT IT. DWAYNE YOU ARE BRILLIANT *swooooons*

WOAHH!

'H' is for Husguar. Husguar is for Husky Jaguar. Simple maths :)

The Jaguar is SO last year.

And the Husguar Matrix is born.

I am DAMN satisfied with my car now lah got sexy luxury car mascot in the front somemore.

Can act as spoiler break wind leh!

Loving his car to.. She's A Star - Will.I.Am

All Birthdays Are the Same.

2008-01-16T22:00:00.002+08:00

Well, aren't they?

Over-glorified, pompous occasions to revel in your uneventful and unlucky addition to the world. Why bother remembering someone when his birthday passes, only to forget him the rest of the year?

The only reason you would advertise your superficial pleasantries for the world to see is in the subconscious desire for others to do the same to you when your time comes.

[/cynicism]

NONETHELESS, i think i had a rather fantastic birthday this year, even with the unfamiliar cumulonimbus clouds of officership looming overhead!

Some snippets from my '07 Birthday:

Historians have referred to it as "The Rape of Nanking".

Some snippets from my '08 Birthday:

Some things never change :)

And this time round me wanting to NOT be overtaxed scurrying around entertaining 26126981 billion different groups of friends (and realising that getting the best ones together and getting them to know each other is best), i decided to have a small karaoke event for the singy/singable ones!

"Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on"

The whole sing-gang.

High voices, high spirits and high expressions.

Practising the skills of the self-shot (esp now that Shao's gone)

We hail from Kampong unGlam. Take us to your leader.

To-be-Facebook-display-pic material.

The best birthdays are kept small and celebrated with the ones that matter.

BUT that doesnt stop me from turning my 21st into the MTV Movie Awards.

.. And you're ALL invited ;)

Entering the Matrix to.. I Got It From My Mama - Will.I.Am

Meri Krismas from KL

2007-12-31T16:32:00.000+08:00

Ok this is rather belated, and since it IS 31st December, i can safely say that calling this update 'rather belated' is the understatement of the year :) smug act-smart smile

We were invited up to KL for the Xmas weekend by the Shaomin's family as part of her dad's 50th birthday bash in their tropical holiday house.

Hmm tropical holiday house eh..?

Imagine this: a 40-room luxury getaway house by the coast of tropical Malaysia facing the lush rainforest jungles with nature playfully encroaching on the gardens...

Well BANISH that thought. p³ went and planted that idea in my head, making me OVERLY enthused about the trip and blabbering it to everyone when in actual fact, the place was ONLY so meagre:

Whack-a-Mole

Pool? Where's the 8-ball.

The catwalk, the pool and poolside blocks, the main hall

So there was a plain and nice ol' drive up in the ChewChia Volvo (ya alternative supercar to the Batmobile) which P³ let me drive on the Malacca to KL portion! You can't beat 150km/h on Malaysian roads man, all the while blasting music to the likes of Ciara, FallOutBoy and John Mayer (yeesh i know you cant blast this but shush).

Once we settled into the daily routine of sleeping, eating and sleeping, it was extremely hard to get out of that mentality. Nonetheless, there was time for the party prep

MY BUBBLES. Jaws.. Aching X.x

Sounds of the day: Wheeeeze *POP* wheeeeze *POP*

ShaoWei and ShaoYuan! Coming soon to a fashion show near you

(Note the 'I Am Legend' comic sprawled open on my lap. Yes, we got obsessed with it after watching the movie at the low low Malaysian price of RM7 (approx s$3) on a weekend.)

Numerous balloons spontaneously popping and scaring the shit out of people aside, there was a whole afternoon of food preparation table-setting before it zipped by and ended with but a photo and memories.

Happy 50th UKC!

Party aside, there was still much of the house to explore. Even though it has SUCH awesome potential for a summer party *hint hint*

What's the use of a pool and a pool-top pavillion if we aren't going to use it?!

Me, Min, Yuan, Suria, Wei

The quest for the elusive perfect Pavillion shot #1

The quest for the elusive perfect Pavillion shot #2

What's the deal with a COLD POOL anyway..? (haha jkjk)

And with so much time on our hands, there's always the photo opportunities to showcase how beautiful we are:

And i was taught that beauty could transcend any pose...

On the last night, UKC treated the lot of us to BUDDHA JUMPS OVER THE WALL, which apparently is named as such because 'it is so good that monks and vegetarian deities alike would climb walls to eat it'.

P³: Pugnacious Person Pigging-Out

Empty plates and full smiles

The private function room even had a very outdated karaoke set that led to me singing very horrible and tonedeaf versions of 'Hotel California' and various Westlife 'hits'.

And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast

Sibling love (okok, more like my love for them happy?!)

To summarise the weekend, I only have one picture

WOOHOO!

Can't see? Whoops the picture may have been too small since taken from the catwalk. [/haolian]

WOOHOO!

Ah, much better ;)

Firing up the fireworks to.. Slow Dancing In A Burning Room - John Mayer

Don't Cha Wish Your Blow-Offs Were as Good as Mine?

2007-12-31T02:25:00.000+08:00

Now arent YOU a glimmer of hope for humanity?

For the rest if us who are, this list would DEFINITELY come in handy for those major piss-off moments.

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

5. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"

9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"

10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"

11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"

12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"

13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"

14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"

15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"

16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

20. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."

27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."

30. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

31. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

32. "Earth is full. Go home."

33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."

37. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport"

Waiting On the World to Change to.. Vultures - John Mayer

And As We Part..

2007-12-20T17:16:00.000+08:00

The last phase of OCS and our baby steps into officership have just ended. 3 weeks of ~~utterly boring~~ visits, lectures, whole-day drilling and of course, semi-autonomous FREE TIME!

(Notice the fact that we're in admin and actually look happy. Yes, Engineers HAS perverted our sense of fun by that much.)

And as we part,

There's time for rest ~~on each other~~.

Bolstering each other on. Literally.

There's time to play, time to harden and cement friendships.

Huggles

Hmm wonder why we looked so guilty for this.

There's time to fully realise and ponder what we've accomplished.

In between, we even have weekends to go out, have good food and take photos with hot cars.

The name's Bond. James Bond. (and yes this is my submarine car)

But even with all this relaxing, we put up grand performances during our ACPC (ok maybe not me)..

The Waiter Brigade, at your service

Do NOT ask me anything about forgetting to shake the General's hand and then getting punished 5 rounds around the parade square. I won't tell you.

.. And our commissioning parade.

For auld lang syne my dear..

There's time to make our friends and relatives proud.

Thanks for the surprise bestie!

Nai²

Salutations and thanks for coming!

There's time for one last memory forever etched in ~~film~~ binary (eee digital cameras so unromantic).

The association i never want apart.

Ditto. (+ Push of course, he's represented by the hat)

And ditto ditto.

At the end of it all, there's time to look good and dine like kings and queens (Amos la, not the girls)..

I've FOUND my camwhore soulmate wahaha

Table 5

Lloyd, Guang

Loy, Amos

.. and time for one last dance.

To the Queen!

MOS Sky Lounge: A place I could get used to

Sleep and love abound.

*Xuuuuuuu*

Smoking A Joint Term, or a Smoking Joint Term. Both interchangeable and equally likely to get you HIGH.

I'll miss you OCS. Too bad i only realised this after commissioning.

Snifffffling to... Break the Ice - Britney Spears

Return To Innocence

2007-11-25T17:23:00.000+08:00

With EOCC (Engineer Officer Cadet Course) finally³²³ over (at last whew whee *sighs in relief*), all of our souls are slowly being regained and our social lives are seeping back into the cracks of the concrete block that is NS.

Gone is the time of sub-standard and rushed blog entries; Gone is the constant fretting and worrying that has plagued us even and especially when booked out; Gone is the bad times.

So, LET THE SHOW BEGIN:

It starts with a Thursday night bookout, one the likes of which has virtually never been seen in Engineers. There's even time to research on universities! I've decided I WANT Cornell, even though it may be a a bit crappier compared to Oxford and blahblah snobby uppity blah (please ignore). They are freakin next to New York and run a gourmet hotel catering business! That moves me one step ahead in my great quest to be a FOODIE/AFFICIONADO/GOURMET.

Good food yes. That's my new thing. Good new food.

Friday sees me meeting up with Cal, who treated me to The Soup Spoon under my recommendation followed by a Boost Juice Mango Madness. Excellent and liquidy and all weight-lossy. Now Comm's Ball officially has Cal-Manda as our emcees! Haha that oughta bring loads of hotness and energy to the event!

MC #1

After that it was a pop-by-say-hi to Mich who seems just a taad overworked/underpaid, followed by spending $40 and 40 hours (well, felt that way) trying to stick a protective covering on my new love, "dw's sexybeast" (yes, i named my Ipod that). Crashed Nick's and freeloaded some Family Guy before Jie came to bring me to the airport to pick Ka!

Nice Crayfish Horfun at Copthorne Orchid and Ice³ dessert later, and it was 3 episodes of Heroes to end off season 1 and the night.

We awoke on Saturday to SiblingKaraoke@Kbox (now officially the worst cheesiest name for a party). Kbox is awesome! They had "The Way I Are", "Grace Kelly" and loads of other weird new songs that of course we tried to sing. And omg they fed me chinese songs to ~~mispronouce to the extent that i shouldn't be Chinese~~ croon, and hmm maybe i should try learning one or two for my repertoire.

Take it to the chorus!

One dazzling Ichiban Sushi lunch later, and it was down to meet Jerry to vet "The Jeremy Auw Trio", the jazz band for comm's ball which coincidentally is my best friend's band x.X No corruption and favouritism here, nope.

Deep in appreciation (disclaimer: images doctored to show interest)

There, we were joined with Letitia and Julie and it was nice to talk cock and catch up after all the business was settled down pat.

Finally, it was down to Marina South for a hotwok/steamboat/table barbeque whatever thingy as Cai's treat! He called the (somewhat selective) whole foxtrot/armour gang down and we ate heartily with surprisingly no side effects.

Oooh my choked-up heart.

Foxtrotting all over the world!

The ZaiCai Clique with our fav LT!

My how the times have changed..

OMG Jerry could you stop eating already??!

Da Musicianz: Bose and Matt.

What Cadets are good at: Smoking/Eating/Acting Important

We moved on to Timbre, which is QUITE THE ZAI omg. I'd much rathre come here cause its bettre and sexire and its name is so amusing.

We are fondre of Timbre than othre.. Ok joke getting old.

My Ipod's Wifi and limitless coolness never fails to impress and astound. If one could BUY friends and popularity, they could do so in a Touch. The Wireless@SG connection in Timbre is goooood. The music is goooood.

After that a short stopover to Guang's house (no pun intended omg) wrapped up our night and taught me an important lesson: Never attempt to play Winning Eleven.

Church today, followed by a sexy OutOfThePan lunch with Mich at Raffles City. EH in terms of atas goodness this place i'll rank quite high, so please go and eat the Norweigan Salmon Crepe. Then, it was down to Suntec to collect my StandChart racekit, meeting up with Letitimy along the way.

Creaming the opposition (eh don't think dirty)

The weekend ends off with Island Creamery and some fantastic Mudpie. Oh and of course printing out a photo to paste on their wall collage (after MUCH defacing, try to recognise this picture there under loads of marker ink and mustaches).

Now, its only a book-in to LOOK FORWARD to after a nice family dinner at EdenCafe, yet another foodie fanboy fantabulastic place.

Sated, Not Grated to.. Piece of Me - Britney Spears

Tech Me Away From This Place

2007-11-19T00:48:00.000+08:00

My loyal (albeit hideous and humongous) ZenTouch finally bit the dust sometime in August, and the ensuing drama resulted in my purchase of a very expired Sony HD3 Walkman.

Turns out that Walkman was 2 years overdue for freakin recycling. After MUCH comp hanging hassle, I managed to get it refunded for a $399 voucher at Lucky Store.

In the process however getting into 2 auto-accidents.

As I eagerly awaited my Ipod Touch, and waited.. and waited..

Well you get the drift. In the end XKK offered to get it for my birthday, so i was stuck with a $399 voucher for tech stuff i normally don't indulge myself in.

UNTIL TODAY:

Zapping a hole in one's pocket.

Digital Photoframe, ZenStone Plus (for jogging extravagances)

Touched by an Ipod. The X-Mini Speakers.

WOHOHO that's an estimated $1000 spent on gadgets and widgets and whatchamalacallits. IN A DAY.

The Ipod is significantly sexier than ANYTHING in existence (save me, of course).

Ditto for the speakers, the ZenStone and my PictureFrame.

"Is that an Ipod in your pants, or are you just UBER BLOODY HAPPY?!"

Heh I'm sure you can guess my answer. Time to test out my beauties!

Twiddling my Touchscreen to... I Proceed - Ciara

High Class, Atas, First Class

2007-10-27T01:40:00.000+08:00

SINCE Combat E has once again intruded into my life so immensely with the upcoming (read: 12 hours time) trip to Trannyland, causing me to miss my best friend's bday, I decided to have it celebrated TODAY on this my one precious day of book-out.

Jem/Letit/Nick and I went down to DEMPSEY to try the fabled Oosh (with car will travel!), but wound up settling upon the lesser-accoladed PS Cafe.

Exercise Foodhunter

There, we all proceeded to have what you may loudly label 'ATAS FOOOOD' (with much less fervor, of course, lest the people in the room next to you think you're mad). I got the Fish Cakes (WOOOO brilliant), Nick and Letit the Bacon-Wrapped Tenderloin and Jem the Baked Random Japalang dish.

The desserts there are to die for. Literally.

It came up to be quiiiite ex. But no worries, money falls from heaven nowadays with the serious lack of time to spend it..

TRULY the HOBOVAN.

On a lighter note (in a disastrously topsy-turvy world), I was CONFINED for the previous 3 day weekend! A rather horrible and horrific but nonetheless horrfun time. All because stupid [censored] got [censored] by the [censored]. Bloody rigidness and scheming, I must say.

No pics because they'd just get censored and get me liquidated for being what's that term, pernicious. Ah k la i admit i'm just lazy to get them from Guanghao x.X

Ipod Touch come to meeeeee.

Whatever, whatever-ing to... Put Your Records On - Corrinne Bailey Rae

Farewells Are Well, Unfair.

2007-10-08T00:13:00.000+08:00

Every new beginning comes with some other beginning's end.

Profound words from the rather unprofound (Semisonic, a band), but true indeed.

With the advent of the school year in US/UK, these past 2 months have seen the ebb and ebb of many people from the sunny shores of Singapore.

We've lost our BFFs and our BFs, our girlfriends and our jie meis, our cousins and our classmates, our brilliant scholars (whether we can swallow enough of our pride to acknowledge), our confidantes and our boozebuddies, our cliquemates and our inconsequentials..

The list goes on.

Small bits of our soul are being spread thinly over the earth. I think its the closest any of us can be to world domination.

3 (ok 4 if you count Jo but then he's been gone for a while already) EFers have left for Europe.

FABIEN: Sorz bro i couldn't make it for your send-off, let alone your 21st and ~~WARGH STUPID NS LIABILITY~~ everything. Don't worry, all my comics and DVDs will be awaiting your return for some FLBing.

DARYL: Sigh there goes all my drive for mass-socialising with your departure :P Haha nah just joking. I'm really grateful for us having grown so close and helping build each other in Inner and Outer Game. All the fun times i'll never forget man, so quick finish your one year there!

Really glad i got that Night's Off for that 'Last Supper' at HK Cafe with you.

HK Tycoons

Caution: DeathCab may reach speeds comparable to aircraft

Still Gropable.

NICOLE: Heeeeyyo! Haha the significance of your departure sent me into greaaaat thinking, and i absolutely don't regret anything i told you in my little missive :) It's GOOT that I was free to send you off! And it's so amusing that wound up wanting to do what the other party was supposed to :P Me Business and you medicine..

De-thorning is such a painful process.

Of course, there's Max and Shaomin and Jessica as well. Enjoy your time in the US you all and meet up and kill me with your American accents when you return!

Feeling mildly nostalgic to.. Jenny - The Click Five

Trivial Pursuit

2007-09-30T15:59:00.000+08:00

[verse 1]
I stayed up all night
To bask her in sonnets
Yet her reaction was
Much like insecticide on hornets

Never more than her 'brother'
Never more than just another
Her best friend thinks i'm gay
Why do i still bother?

[pre-chorus]
She's got me quizzical
She's got me puzzled
But
She's got it physical
Its so fantastical

[chorus]
Its a trivial pursuit
But she's just so damned cute
It may be a trivial pursuit
But who's there to refute?

[verse 2]
We've got the 'History'
I've got the 'Chemistry'
I just gotta convince this 'Wild Card'
That we're going 'Places'

Yet it's in her 'Nature'
To me she's all 'Art'
To her i'm just 'Entertainment'
What about my aching heart?

[pre-chorus]
[chorus]

[bridge]
Roll the dice
Try my luck
Once again
I'm in pain
For this game
Really blows
When can i finally win...
Her.

[pre-chorus]
[chorus]

Quit playing games with my heart

Hoho from my earlier song-writing attempts o.O So cheesy heh.

I'm super into singing and performing now btw. ie JEREMY GET YOUR MUSICAL ASS TO NICK'S TO JAM.

Getting played to... Trivial Pursuit - DW

Life's Tough Questions

2007-09-29T22:30:00.000+08:00

.. right now at least:

Foot Rot or Heat Rash?

Ipod Touch or Ipod Touch?

Slack now or Slack later?

Scratch and Bleed or Itch and well.. Itch?

Eat and Expand or Sleep and Surrend?

Socialise with people or Socialise with Facebook?

Get over you or sit here Waitin' for the World to Change?

Aiyah bloody hell stupid itchy and gross rotting feet.

Getting chair-massaged to.. Over You - Daughtry

Augmentation

2007-08-27T01:35:00.000+08:00

Ok what happened to August??! Please stop pulling my leg and somebody please tell me where it all went to..

SO letsee. Since i've kinda grown weary of using my own camera (dont know why also *note to self: camwhore more to make it worth the money), i've spent the last 20 minutes simply collecting pictures from other people and sources.

040807 - 050807

Car-hunting with the CW! Saw two prospective prospects before finally settling on a sushi buffet. Yeeesh.

Ford Laser, Kia Cerato (both surprisingly sexy omg)

Baybeats with Mich!! Met Max and Amanda (May) there too and haha it was a brilliant affair. Random acoustic Angmohh was super good!

They're staging it! So obvious somemore..

In front of the Nokia pimp bus :)

080807 - 120807 (National Day weekend!)

Heh was confined on the 8th night for failing this National Education Quiz. By fail i mean 99.99999%. Twas fun nonetheless, and now i need to complete 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' *winks*.

Went for the standard TauHuay fare on Thur morn with Fung/Hanyi/Guang, before going to meet CW for lunch at Cedele's. We had an extremely enlightening discussion about econs, death bonds and aubergines. Not to mention mezzanines O.o After which i met up with Pam to shop for an mp3 player and watch the NDP fireworkS!

Of course you'd expect me to get sidetracked by a car with our National Colours..

Camwhoring during the 1 hour plus wait

Tiramisu Banana Sundae@Random Japstaurant!

Post-NDP Crowd

Popped by to say hi to Mich after that while she worked at Bungy's, before getting sent home by the P³.

Friday was spent recuperating on comics and erm.. more comics. It ended superbly though, with the EFers ( + Tabbie) having dinner at Carnivore and catching a midnightish Rush Hour 3.

Saturday night had a huuuge IKEA run with Max/Mich/CW! I bought these 2 huge glass display cabinets for my ~~toy~~ model cars, and omg when they were placed in the car you could swear it was final destination-y. Was joined by Jem/Letit for dinner itself there (mmm swedish), before adjourning to Clarke Quay for desserts. YUM! The day finally ended with me at Nick's, sleeping over in anticipation of church with our usual facebook-spam-searching.

170807 - 180807
Crashed Nick's for midnight prata!

Furthermore, since it was a less-than-24 hour bookout, I just decided to laze at home and assemble my Ikea cabinets (Carmen went and broke one of the side glass panes, and i had to go out early morning to replace it x.X) and rearrange the furniture of the house.

250807 - 270807
OMG Saturday was the BEST most packed and essentially best (oh oops i think i already said that) day.

It started off at *cue cock crows* 6am with Casuarina with Fung/Lloyd/Loy/Guang/Collin, superb as usual! We waited outside the place until it opened, and then ravenously spent *dum dum dum* $60(!) on it! Sooo cheap and good wahaha.

After which Loy came over and we lazed around abit (ie let him get verbally accosted by my grandma) before i sent him home. I decided to check SimLim out for a new mp3 player (destroyed likewise by Loy), when i serendipitously bumped into BENCAI! 'BEST FRIEND' OMG wahaha it was so good to see you again coincidentally after all our deliberate planning failed. Bloody ironic.

We walked around a bit and didnt get anything done (typical of SG guys), before finally concluding that i should just loan him my PSP to test. Dropped by home to pass it to him as we lazed around abit more (grandma thinks Cai is a malay), before sending him home and progressing to leg 3 of the day: Jesssss!

Haha it was amazing catching up with someone long lost. Ok long is actually about 4 months? But whatever we're young and its long in proportion. We had super sexy goodness at Eden's Cafe, which she single-handedly navigated us down to (~~if i dont mention this feat of hers she'll kill me~~).

EDEN GOOD. ADAM/EVE FAT NOW.

Socks :)

Disclaimer: Does not mean she drove.

WOOHOO more DeathCab members. Haha don't worry you'll get your limited ed T-shirt.

Next in line was a temporary bump into the EFers at Borders, before grabbing Dar and heading down to Brewerkz for our eagerly anticipated BANANAS outing! Shit man its been so long! Glad everyone's doing well and yea i came to the conclusion that we gel so well simply because we have nothing in common, which makes everything we discuss a novelty :)

Pics courtesy of Michie's new phone!

Boys & their bubbling blueberry brew (tongue-twisting too)

Omg its like a TuanYuanFan. *sheds single tear*

And lastly, it was a final meet-up with ShaoMin before she flies back to the US! Tau Huay and ChompChomp Iced Longan drinks.. Haha always fun always fun, and remember to keep that date in question free!

Sunday was less eventful, save for AHM at 530am, some drama in the afternoon that shouldn't be mentioned here and meeting up with Pam at night for Sketches and then Hobohorde for some coffeebean.

OOY wasn't it supposed to be a GROUP retarded picture?!

Life's good, ya? I'm all prepared to book in! And don't get scared if i want to take pics next we go out. I realise they ARE quite integral to this blog's erm.. integrity.

Drowsing out to... Bounce ft Justin Timberlake - Timbaland

July, Abridged:

2007-07-30T12:13:00.000+08:00

020707-110707:
Brunei as part of SOCJOT! Now that i'm in Combat Engineers, we all had to do a NavEx there. Fun fun skirting waterfalls and trudging up mountains with 30kg's of stuff.

140707-150707:
Early morning tauhuay with Guang, Nicole and Jerry.. The first of many to come! Then down to army market shopping and watched '.. Order of the Phoenix'. After that it was down to pick Pam and to Cosfest 07!

Grimjaw>>DW. Pam>>Grimjaw.

Yijun/Dar show their true colours to me. Cal and Ka!

Charlie's Very Weird Angels.

Standard-Emo-Sibling-Cosplay Pic #2

Hoho such a pic-spoiler.. Not me la, the blue wig of course!

After that it was dinner with Pam (her treat :D!) at some random new Jap place in Millennia Walk. Forgot it was Saturday, and hence had to fight through the National Day rehearsal jam to get down :P

Randomly blinged-up Mazda. Pam's treat!

Finally, it was Cold Stone dessert with Shaomin, back once again from the US! Haha shit man we committed SO many felonies that night its almost not funny. Almost.

Before ShaoWei's leave, Don't Ask.

This shot WAS posed. I swear.

Sunday was with the Cong, introducing him to Botak Jones and Ice³. Heh foooooodies.

200707-220707:
The night of many meals omg! Met up with Ka around Clarke Quay for Ricciotti then down to Shisha, where we were joined by Mich, then Jem/Kenneth, then CW.. Whew! ~~Extremely unglam photos of the Shisha, and hence they shall be omitted~~ Ah can't resist.

Puffs puffs *HACKS*

Before, After.

Teenage Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign

Coffee Club for another meal, and then after sending most back home, was left with CW for some 4am Macdonald's (drive thru KAP!). Hotcaaakes... *drooools*

Went for a super belated Father's Day lunch on Sat, before having to *shudder* book in for live-firing prep the next day. Twas fun riding in a VW GTi and getting HarryPotter all spoiled!

We earned a Night's Out on Sunday, and me/Guang/Lloyd/ChanTong went Chomp-Chomping and crashed his house, to watch none other than GIRLYMAN (search 'indian thriller subtitles' on youtube. won't regret it).

270707-290707:
Astar scholarship awards presentation! I'll let the pictures do the talking.. My life for the next 15 years or so omg.

Minister for Something Official.

'We were strangers.. "

Even A*Star has it's pimps (hurhur don't quote me on that)

Siok/Max, ChorS/Vip

Then after that i had to book back in for another live-firing x.X

ONLY to book out again on Saturday night haha! Supper at Botak with Hanyi/Guang/Zhiwei (we saw PaulTwohill WOWWEEG@%), then home to change and down to Clarke Quay for 'FINALLY!', Max's party!

Glazed-over look, check.
Irrationally large smile, check.

P3C! Bryan not wanting his ~~DRUNK~~ high red face shown :)

Lloyd/Guang@CoffeeClub, Charlotte/Leeying also glazed-over

Fung/Charlene, 3N and their former 'teacher'!

Everybody get FREAAAAKY. Random Studio54 Woman

WHEW only got slept at about 6am, then it was a 9am wake-up call to go *senses irony* go church x.X Lunch at Vivo, shopped for Shan's prez and then it was down to 'Knocked Up' with Linus/Dar/Nick/P³. After which it was picking up Letitia/Jem/Mich for a double date ahaha.

Portabelloes. Mmm.

The Wonder Couples. Free picture spoiler included.

Saw 'Simpsons the Movie', followed by a (ie my) recommendation to EdenCafe at ClubStreet, or more endearingly known as Clement's. Once done, we rushed down to SIA Club to cut cake for Shan's 19th.

=
HapDae You Shan (don't forget to claim da treat!)

*Xuuuu*. HoboHorde's standard ungram pic.

Finally, the night toned down with some house-crashing, dog-petting, and car-conversing.

I LIKES.

Living life to the fullest to.. Grace Kelly - Mika

Foxtrot Social Night: The Coastal Hook-Up

2007-06-30T13:50:00.001+08:00

28th June 2007. The one day that required many MANY days of recce-ing, scouting, planning, organising, convincing, calling-up and paying to do.

It was Foxtrot Wing's Social Night, and yours truly was none other than Chairman for the event!

Firstly, let me introduce you to the main cast:

*growl growl*

Its the main-committee! We had MAAANY a fun time together stoning in the (air-conditioned) project room, joy-driving around Singapore, bitching about *ahemahem* the huge-ass bitch, and of course doing all the dirty work.

Push and Jerry were the (occasional) rational voices, whilst Vip was the clown that added hype and spice to everything. Me? Well I was just the lowly, over-dramatic driver :P We all came up with our fair share of out-of-this-world ideas and idiocies (Carnival de Beach With Sand Under the Moonlight).

So anyway, our theme was the boundlessly smart 'The Coastal Hook-Up', which was a cleverly devised pun from ME. ~~Wahaha ok don't shoot me. It's Duck Season, not Lame Duck Season.~~

The stereotypical Social Night would be that of the ballroom layout with substandard (or at least un-fun) food being served to you while you're stuck at your table doing LOADs of un-socialising. Something like Grad Night but at 20% hype.

Foxtrot's however, had to be something different! We booked a plot of land on the sunny southern island SENTOSA! There, we mounted tentages MUCH nicer than that we experience in camp, and catered in a sexual sound system, on top of lighting/candles/tables/chairs.

Set-Up of the Hook-up

The day started off for us at around 12pm. We zooomed frantically from SAFTI (where we got the ginormous projector screens and fire extinguishers) to SengSiong to get drinks. I swear my car had at least 300 kg worth of stores ALONE.

Final Destination 4: The Death Car

Everything was going smooooothly UNTIL 4pm, when we called CJS caterers (our main catering service), and found out that they thought our event was held on the 29th! After our respective heart attacks, we managed to get them down and they set up shop with minutes to spare.

The menu consisted of (wow i've said this so many times its like ingrained forever):

Customisable Prata/Briyani/Curries/Samosas/LimeJuice/TehTarik
Cotton Candy (Vip's fav!)
Tempura Prawns/Fish/Lamb/Steak/ChocFondue/IceKachang
Beef/Mutton/Chicken Satay

So ya, WOOHOO to food! All that was left at the end of the night was the Satay, but i bet that's cause people didnt know it was at the back :P

Then there was the ferrying of important people in and out of Sentosa, be it the performers or the committee (or my date, Michelle!)

Shoulda worn matching pink!

People started pouring in at about 6pm, and that was where the frenetic fun began:

Push and I went to welcome Wing2 and WingComm respectively. And any pics of them would be tantamount to assassination sia, so shoo.

The programme started with a BANG! It was the Foxtrot Video, Matthew/Julian's superpro dance (which i freakin forgot to record omg), then onto Arafin's full band performance. All the while Daryl was roving table to table doing street magic.

We didn't even have time to take photos and eat, before Jerry/Kenneth/Bose and I scooted off to practice for OUR own acoustic performances..

Prepping. Jerry 'takin it to the chorus'

Kenneth was first up with Champagne Supernova, followed by Jerry with 'Drops of Jupiter' and then.. *dum dum dum* me with 'Cannonball'! Once again i dedicate it to Michies, whom i am eternally indebted to for running around all over the place and not spending enough time with her :P

That was one of the scariest 3 minutes of my life man. You can pinpoint where my voice went weak and squeaky even! Haha but it was a goooood and new experience :)

As the night drew to a close, there was the Fall-In Boys second set (i looove Island In the Sun now thanks to them!), the very hilariously-hosted Prize segment (by none other than Vip), and of course, the FIRE TWIRLER!

After my closing speech, things wound down A LOT and it was finally lax enough to go around camwhoring (ya, my hobby, ok i know)!

The Jeri's

Hottest Couple nominees Matt/Alicia!

Bose/Alvinia, KennethLai + date

Hanyi/Christine, Reference reference row READY!

Best Friend! Mr Phantom Yeo

The 'Best Friends' (+dates+Hanyi)

Sigh and i didn't even manage photos with everyone i wanted! Don't forget to upload your photos online or to Photobucket username foxtrot6707!

After the crowd trickled away, we were left once again with the main committee (and their dates) to do ALL the packing of tables/chairs/trash. Once all the labour was over, we then found out that OMFG WE DIDNT USE ANY OF THE 5billion LIGHTSTICKS we brought down! What other way to clear them then to PIMP MY RIDE:

I better not get fined for this..

Heh we wanted to park it in MOS Valet.. You know, with the Lambos

It was then down to Holland V for drinks and loads of talk-cock.

Geri you're too short!

Ah that's better

Haha that was one of the most memorable nights of my life. And ALL the frustrations and worryings over that night was wellll worth it. I wouldn't have traded this for anything else :)

And on top of that, it didn't rain!

Link to photos here.

Dreading SOCJOT to... Cannonball - Damien Rice

MAY you be entertained:

2007-05-31T16:19:00.000+08:00

OMG i haven't updated in a month on this blog..

Accio loyal readers!

OCS has been so uber eventful (read: time~~wasting~~-consuming) that i haven't been able to update, let alone take sufficience pictures! I think I just dropped 3 levels.. From certified Camwhore to a mere Cambitch.

Damn. Anyway,

It starts withhhh:

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY (Early May. To be honest, I kinda forgot)

Met up with CW somewhere along in the bitterness, and decided to include Nai² in the picture as well o.O We went down to CoffeeBean Serangoon Gardens for tea and to get Nubi a new leash, considering he broke his and RAAAN off, prompting us to rush back home and find him.

Weirdest. Road. Trip. Ever.
Freaaaking long uberconfinement week. Section field caaamp. Wurgh.

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY (11th to 13th May)

Spiderman 3 with Ben&Jerry immediately after bookout! Then down to RockAC with Max, Denise, Michies, Jem & Letitia. I love it when friends intro their friends to meee (cos that's kinda what i tend to do.. A LOT). 'Living the Facebook dream', in the words of Max :P though on a much smaller scale.

Denise&Max, complimentary flathead botak included

It wasn't THAT bad, and then there was the post-concert desserts at Holland V that very much made up for it! Shoutouts to LimHui, Kenneth, Juliana, Clarence, Vik, Shaun and all the old and semi-forgetten friends there!

Saturday was spent at the AHM ECP training! Fetched Arjun/DiKai/Gabriel from one side of the island to the other, and then back x.X Got the car and together with Fab, met the other EFers at Vivo for a laate lunch and then to Sentosa for some slacking.

Tres, Grace and Michies joined us at night for dinner back at Vivo, and then we watched 28 Weeks Later too. Jeremy, you DIE now for missing our show.

KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME (18th to 19th May)

Pang-seh'ed Section 3 (-) for Carl's Jr (to (-) dismay as well x.X irritating buggers) and met up with Nicole for Botak Jones and essentially to drive around the place.

Before Endorphin-Overload.

Felonous Fun and Frivolity:

Felony #1: Telling security officials at SPH that we were going to look for our uncle, ONLY to just drive straight through to the other gantry, essentially it being a ploy for our shortcut.

Felony #2: SMASHING our way through the Botak Jones gantry. Ok oops my bad, I followed the car in front thinking it was automatic reading of the cash card.. Stupid primitive gantry-readers... Nicole's scream scared me more than the gantry smashing down on the windscreen even o.O

Felony #3: Parking in the Loading Bay while eating. Heh

Felony #4: Realising we had no entry detected, THEN realising the smashed gantry and panicking like chickens. Waiting behind for a van to go through the gantry before trailing it through before the gate closes.

Felony #5: Rushing back out in amusement to take pictures of the scene (OMFG UGRY SINGAPOREANS). Wahaha!!! WAAAAHHAHA! Shit man. Killing caterpillars too O.o

Felony #6: Driving against traffic after picking Nick up, while trying vainly to U-turn into busy roads at Holland V.

Felony #7: Parking in Cooks-Only section (Tekuaz) in Holland V.

Felony #8: LAUGHING THE HECK out of everything. Laughing until i got a stomachflu/cough. Best medicine my foot.

Felony #9: Lying about all this (to cover my ass). Nothing in the past 500 words are true.

After Endorphin-Overload.

WELL WELL who woulda thought that she was my driving jinx :P

On Saturday, met up with Pam and treated her along with Nick to Ajisen and Swenson's! Wow i never knew i was so generous :P Meet up for Ikea sooon Pam!

After which, it was back to Nick's for BAKING in anticipation of the May birthdays and the Cup Finals, both of which i missed sianzily.

*BLEARGHHH*

*OOOPH* *UWEAAAHH*

Ok so maybe the cakes didn't turn out SOOO well..

TO EXPLAIN DUE TIME (26th May to 27th May)

Booked out from ECP after a Wing Cohesion Event, if 'Cohesion' meant segregating the AHeM runners and not letting us play games while everyone else has fun... Went to do Social Night Recce with Push and Vip. We explored The Giraffe/Fish&Co Glass House/RTC/Clarke Quay.. and frankly, all don't seem that peachy.

At least dinner was good! XKK treated us Wangs to sexy huge steaks and rich chocolate desserts at Chijmes, and I guiltlessly ate till we left, justifying it with the earlier 14-click run.

We attempted to work off our grotesquely large meal at the RTC (again, uggh) Tennis courts! My first re-introduction to the game, and it didnt go tooooo bad.

The Ping Pong Song

Pictures are right way up. Ok maybe almost..

It was then down to Maverick's bday chalet at Costa Sands. Nick and I didn't change, since the HoboHorde-ness got the better of us, and we just stank the car up the whole way. Only 2 near-accidents this time! I'm becoming a better driver wow.

Sunday saw Church (of which we overslept.. again. Hence the E2 Service) and then lunch with Jem and Letitia. I think they should get one of those couple names, you know? Like maybe Letitimy or Jetitia or Letitiauw. You get the drift :P

Met up with Michies for Pirates before booking in, and passed her a Como&Ray dog to return the softtoy favour! Sammy the bear remains locked away forevaa in OCS haha.

Baby says: "rowf"

Taking a break from all that waitering/waitressing..

In bunk, I showed off my camera + printer (i have an LoA, you ~~conniving M*D bastards!!~~)

Show me your GARANG face!

Ok, now show me your non-GARANG face.

ALL I KNOW (30th May 2007, Vesak Day)

OCS Leadership Challenge day! *Pictures Removed*

The Social Night peeps got to book out early to do recce-ing of RTC, but not before splurging exorbitant amounts of money on transportation to get to CARL's JR, where we splurged even more on fooood.

After getting done, it was back home for the standard dump-clothes-change-clothes-and-zhao. On the way to fetch Max, I rear-ended a woman with her baby.

Don't gasp so fast! I was travelling at 0.0000423 km/hour (which roughly translates to light speed, for all you ignoramuses out there). What's worse, her Kia Picanto had no scratches at ALL whilst the stupid Honda Stream may have gotten some paint near the front bumper (ok i think that was from before, thinking about it now).

After picking her up and panixing, it was down to the ENV building for KARAOKEEE (finally, *whew*). I once again dazzled ALL with my smooth falsettos and dance moves, all the while hell was freezing over.

Bananas: Rich in Potassium!

Then, it was down to Zouk for MAMBO! Since the whole world and their cousins were going to be there, me and Dar thought, why not just add another cousin pair along? x.X

Cramped cramped cramped. Jam here, queue there, regions cordorned off under the excuse of full house... And Zouk was like that too! Stupid MOS and stupid Clarke Quay on a public holiday eve. Thank God for free VIP passes (ie P³).

Angie/SK/Dar/me

Ripping up 54.. Again and again (open Smoove already!)

We left early since Smoove was blocked off for being a sardine-hazard, and went to TCC for a very late supper (or very early breakfast.. whichever).

On the drive home, I nearly fell asleep 13613 times.. I swear i looked drunken from the back. It's really so much better to have a companion in the car.

And btw, i don't drive as badly as i sound. I tend to exaggerate the interesting (ie bad) parts and gloss over the good normal 99.99999% of the time good driving. Hey, I'm still LEARNER PLATE!

*taps LEARNER PLATE repeatedly*

Booksin In to... In the End - Linkin Park

10 Weird Habits/Things/Little Known Facts...

2007-04-28T19:02:00.000+08:00

I was tagged by Kagami.

Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little-known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks.

10 Weird Habits/Things/Little Known Facts about Me (as if this hasnt been stated enough):

I have a green, palm-sized soft-toy dog named Dan, that is Frankenstein-esque and has been with me since Primary 2.
You can take away my dignity, strength and hope, but you cannot take away my food (and food-eating time).
I used to collect banknotes (ie currency) in primary school, and my collection is worth an estimated erm.. $2000(?)+ dollars right now.
I was the FATTEST LEWT in early secondary school. Literally.
I was the top of ACS(I), and was on the Science Quiz Team (we won a trophy, ok!).
I have a HUGE Marilyn Monroe poster lying in my room as a ~~white elephant~~ very very nice present from my ex-class :P
I'm returning to my sciency geekiness with an A*star scholarship!
I LOVE cars to the point of obsession with their toy-forms! My dream is to own a Nissan, BMW and a VW in my life, with a sexy Maserati or Lambo thrown in for good measure.
I don't mean to be dao when people think I am.. Most of the time.
I have lost all my quirkiness because of the S*ngapore A*med F*rces.

Hek.

Anyway, the following people have to reciprocate with a list!

Michies
Daryl
ChengWei
Jeremy
Pamela
Lyndon
ShaoMin
Kenny
Maxine
Jessica

Gogo! Be it whether you love/hate/are disgusted by/are sick and irritated of/want to meet up/want to forget/want to go to church with me!

That means YOU!

Rushing rushing rushing to... Bye Bye Bye - N'Sync

NOT an SAF-related post

2007-04-22T17:27:00.000+08:00

NOT ALLOWED TO BLOG ABOUT THE ARMYYYY

Wahaha that means you can all go and die.

Go get a FACEBOOK. tis my current obsession and tis what i can still (hopefully and legally) do in the OCS.

Need to take out my camera more when i book out sia..

Anyway, i've been making collages of late! So go check them out when i'm bothered enough to update them :P

Go check out my Flickr for them! Spot yourself and win a free treat from me :P

Emotions Of the Moment:
Rushed/Pensive/Sian-Hyper/Scummy

And leave comments on my tagboard sia.. it's going to expire from lack of activity or whatever.

Serious!

Rushing an entry so that I won't book in late to... Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

Be-Done List [edited!]

2007-03-26T01:54:00.000+08:00

Holy shit its been eons since last i updated..

Well its been a whirlwind of emotions this past week! And once again it's too much to actually in-depthly blog about, soooo....

MY POST-BMT (MIS)DOINGS TO-DATE [edited]:
(as chronologically as possible)

Packed my room up loads
Watched 'The Dancefloor' and actually thought it was good!
Passed my Driving Test!
Watched episodes 16/17/18 of Heroes at Nick's, the bestest shit ever
Lunch treat at Lawry's by XKK, along with Nicole and Amos
Gymmed with Bryan/Boon, Dinner with Michelle, then had a sexily good MOS party to celebrate life-at-large!
Eh can't help it I like this pic!
Lyndon and Cong staying over. Watching 300 with Ben/Nick/Nicole
Nick staying over for 2 nights consecutively (heh stole him from ya Jem)
Spazzing at the Chen's and sleeping on the marble floor
Grandpa Chen's bday dinner at Jumbo with the EFers

Chen 1/2nd Gen! Cous-cousins.

Foodie foodie foodie rockin everywhere!
Attachment at XYZ hospital. 4 Ops, good company. Shopping and having so much fun.. fun that i never thought i'd be able to have again.

Guess who looks good in a Scrub.
Airforce OpenHouse Invitation thingy. FOOOD ROCKED. Wahaha then all the familiar faces there..
Finishing up all the shitty scholarship applications, going to RJ to photocopy stuff (woo j1s!)
Getting the CAR for myself! Being Jess' ~~slave~~ chauffeur, dinner at pishposh, seeing Socks!

THIS PIC SHOULD WIN AN AWARD OR SMTG

This one too, heheh.
Getting HoboHorde out for midnight Venezia

Tio Bo Ho Bo?
Realising my new hobby is to chronicle people whom i've driven around
Driving down to Sentosa with the 3Ners! Vball/Bball/uberburnt-ness. Then on to Vivo and Paradiz for lunch/LAN, and finally to Plaza for dinner and Stomp the Yard.

Tan. Pam!

Driving everyone insane.

Got my REAL OFFICIAL driving license!

Wow I can recreate that gross look anytime i want..
Got a scholarship offer! (Heh from what i'm not saying)
DROVE to an AirForce informal interview, met Darren/Huanna there.
Went to IKEA with Michelle/Lyndon for ubergood food and mad bargain furniture shopping!

#5 in the 'Passengers Of DW' Collection.
Went pubbing with Jem/Max/Michelle/Jess/Kenneth/Julianna. ChinaOne and Jazz@SouthBridge! Parked in Central's spirally gross carpark.

Jess/Jem at the back, Julianna/Kenneth

Drove EVERYONE home, went with Jem/Jess for ~~latenight~~ earlymorning tea at Max's.

Max to the Rocks.
Rearranged my room (somewhat).
Watched 'TMNT' with Pam!
Church + lunch at CrystalJade with the complete original EFers.
'Pathfinder' with Fab/Jo/Nick.

Bugis Carpark makes for sexy backgrounds.
Reiko's farewell dinner at Amanda's! Will miss you!

Dar/Amanda/Haruko/DW/Nick
Michelle/Tres/Reiko
Camwhoring with the wreckage outside Nick's.

Where do the pedestrians go again?
Pre-OCS packing and worrying.

Life rocks man! And this is on top of cancelling lunch with LeeHui/Boon/Bryan/Liching and not going to Kelv's chalet in the end.. Hai so many important people/events, so little time!

Acting popular to... Think About It - Snoop Dogg

No, I Don't Want No Scrubs..

2007-03-20T00:12:00.000+08:00

Today, I was invited down by XYZ to join her and her friend, XYZ, in their attachment at XYZ hospital.

After trailing Drs XYZ at XYZ hospital, we viewed XYZ number of operations in close detail! It was quite chilling yet coolly clinical, with

Surgeons XYZ and YZX respectively.

Naruto!

I was even allowed to take pictures for Dr XYZ using his sexy XYZ-brand camera!

Anyway, even though this may have raised my opinion about Medicine, I can safely say that its not my cuppa tea, and that I won't be pursuing it. Heh that's one more space open for you NUS-med studs!

Hoho talk about non-disclosure contractual agreements. I can't even show the cooler pictures (here at least :P).

XYZing to... The Sweet Escape ft Akon - Gwen Stefani

Post-POP Party@MOSPerfectionist

2007-03-17T15:30:00.000+08:00

Not to mention a party for the sake of me passing my driving test, my A'level results, my acceptance into Oxford and generally my entirely rocking life as of late. Emo blog, go burn!!

In the entirety of my winding and snaking clubbing life (approximately 1 year O.o, to be exact), the bestest best experience i've had was the SummerWelcome@MOS I organised for my sister's return! The one defining aspect of this party was the private party room Dunhill (now known as Perfectionist)!

We tried to recreate that moment many times, but it was cancelled on 2 separate occasions due to ~~people being damn bloody cheap~~ a lack of response, and the room already having been booked (during Fabz's bday)!

And so happens that my superfluous introduction comes to an end. Yesterday, March16th, saw me booking Perfectionist yet again for a rojak party to end them all!

Lunch at Lawry's with Nicole/Amos/XKK and gym with Bryan/Boon only served to sweeten the mood and build me up to the climax that was that night:

I met up with Michelle slightly earlier for dinner at Liang Court, where their bentoes are beyond godlike. We then ran into Tres/Grace and chatted for a bit before we split ways. It was then down to ChinaOne to see Cal at work as a (uberhot) waitress!

w/Michies@LiangCourt. Patronise ChinaOne all of you!

Initially, I was having qualms about the night's party. It's not that there may have been too few people, but that there'd be too few chicks! What with Yijun/Cal/Grace, Jess&Co cancelling on me at the last minute.

Rei/Felicia, Michies/Tres/Cong

Darrell/Jo/Push/Lyn! HoboHorde + BenStoned!

JaguarP2's Lyn/Ho/Push/Zhang! HoboHorde + Nus!

Tab/Ron. Hy/Tim arriving (un)fashionably late :P

But that was obviously not the case, with Nicole and Rei each bringing in da boooty! (joking, please dont not come to any of my parties in the future, girls). Even Meep, good job, you pwned Dar this time!

Nicki! Charlene/JiaLe/Huiwen!

Heh Snoop Dee-W.

Japname/Rei2/Japname/Chevie/Rei/DW/Felicia/Randall
(shit man hosts are supposed to rmb all their names :P)

Aww too bad Chevie's attached :( Meep with WenMin/JiaHui!

This time, I tried to be more adventurous when buying drinks. We had GreyGoose Vodka, Machallan, London Dry Gin, XXX Tequila and the standard Chivas Regal. On top of this, there were countless martinis bought, and a jug or three of Long Island Iced Teas and magaritas as well! Everyone was crazy over the drinks yaaa!

Nick zonked out (as usual :P). What's in a cup?

An interesting incident happened between Amanda and BenWee, a friend of BenDark's whom I knew barely from my ACS(I)rugger days.. Turns out A went on a drinking spree, and fuelled by BenWee's dares and challenges, got uber wasted! In the process, some kissing here, some puking there...

Wa liew Amanda! Hai don't worry la we still love you! Haha Michies was such a super super good caretaker for you the entire night.. Then with Congren rushing to get lemons, Nick zooming to 7-11 to get water, etc. It's as if someone was pregnant!

In happier days..

In-Ebriated days..

Besides that, Lyndon, Tres and Rei were ripping up the mini-dancefloor! The music we piped-in was mostly RnB, and nobody was complaining!

Dance dance, we're falling apart till half-time..

And what better way to end the day then with...

P³'s UberHot Friends?!

HotGuy1/Weena/Cara/Marilyn/HotGuy2

Life is unfair, but then life is fair in that I'm related to P³.. (i think).

If the crowd and smoke turns you off, if you need a great measure of privacy and comfort, if you want virtually unlimited drinks.. Then booking a room is the de facto ultimate way to have a party!

Inhaling last night's smoke to... Pop That Booty - Jermaine Dupri

Pre-POP-Party

2007-03-15T01:40:00.000+08:00

WAAAAAH.

As what Lyndon would imitate me as (nono not the 'AuuHHAAAUR').

This week passed by uberquickly, with both ends of the emotional spectrum briefly molested upon.

The BAD:

A Level Results Chemistry S
Getting pwned by the Navy because of my C5 Chinese (no more enlisting for meee)
Losing my rifle and getting the ENTIRE company punished
Losing my Platoon-ICship
Being too FAT to participate in the Tug-of-War
Sending Shan off to t3h Polis
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Clothes can be changed. Mindsets, much harder.

The GOOD:

Knowing that i'm still smart, deep deeeep down.
Completing 24km RouteMarch!
Getting a new camera + photo printer for fuxcheap at the IT fair! Expect me to use this A LOT.
Stoning with HoboHorde

In full brigade attire.
Catching up with SM
POPing!

The last two of which shall be elaborated upon a thousand words at a time:

Unintentionally hot.

GMax!

Passing Out Parade! Completion of BMT!!

SM P³

Statuettesex

Emode. Hy/Sher/Pam/Hill/Dw

Good Pic, Bad Pic.

Platoon 2! + SecComm Sgt En Rui!

FWEEHA. Life rocks. If you're one of the privileged few to read my emo blog, you'll realise that the sentiment there is eerily un-emo as well. I feel almost practically super perfect right now :)

Re-driving test tomorrow! BRRR

Itching randomly to... One Thing - Amerie

6.7

2007-03-04T17:06:00.000+08:00

WOAH. Almost forgot these dudes till I remembered them..

Saturday was spent with my PRIMARY school classmates (some of them, at least)! We roved around Orchard and even went down to PanPac to see our old young teacher, who bought us drinks!

Changjie/David/Dw/WunTun/Tom/Matt/Kevin

MAC!

Then of course over the weekend there was also my driving lessons, the A' level results, clubclubbing and bentoing as well as HEROES!

Woooo pardon the short post but its bookin in an hour x.X

Keep Friday March16th night free! SMS me/jem/dar/michelle/lyndon for details alternatively. Its gna be HUGE, and ROOOOOMY :)

Awaiting a MOS-glorious experience to... Truly Madly Deeply - Cascada

U?!?!?!

2007-03-02T17:00:00.000+08:00

Ungraded for CHEMISTRY S?!

WAAAAAT THE FAAAAARK.

Feeling damn effed up to... Bliss - Hinder

BookOut ZoukOut YEA

2007-02-24T14:18:00.000+08:00

Somebody booked in on Tuesday at 1800 hrs and missed his standard CNY house party/dinner.

Somebody booked in depressed and emo.

BUT

Somebody booked out on Wednesday for a medical screening on mainland, and that same somebody booked out on THURSDAY NIGHT for getting Gold in IPPT!

Wahaha Somebody rocks, and Somebody earned a whole one day extra :)

Anyway, that same Somebody woke up luxuriously late on Friday morning, and went to Vivo for a hearty Carl's Jr lunch with Ka before meeting up with CW for the afternoon.

Then it was on to a dim sum dinner with Grace and Yonghui (angpows next year ah!)!

Dim Sum Dolls!

Then, it was off to Liang Court to get Everybody dressed and made up. While stoning, Somebody was up to his usual camwhoring, and even made a new friend in Rei!

Keychains abound. Schoolboy + Mitsuko Souma

And finally, it was down to Zouk, where everybody was invited for a Japanese-themed Fashion Show! Of course, Everybody was allowed to stay on for the parties at Phuture and Zouk later on, and being the only one stupid enough to hold a camera, Somebody winded up shutterslutting (with the rest, of course)!

Teach/Amanda/Reiko/Ka. The (Act) Cool Gang!

Murderously Intense (minus the bunny ears). With Black-Eyed Michelle!

Everybody's allowed to look a lil pemo.

Shoutouts to the many many other people present who dressed up as well~~, but whom I didn't know closely enough to camwhore with~~! Also to Daryl/Dan/WenMin, and the random girl who rubbed my stub.

O.o

It was down to Jeremy's house after that for some stoning, and finally homeward bound for some well-deserved R&R.

Grapes and Pineapples rock to... How To Save A Life - The Fray

CNY!

2007-02-20T16:08:00.000+08:00

GXFC all you.

Lazy to blog about all the $$$s collected, all the goodies eaten and all the new friends made, so i'll just show you (some of) the pics taken!

Friday: Met Ben/Nicole for dinner and GHOST RIDER after my A*star interview, then went on to Tres' house for a stayover mahjong session! I have upped several notches of proness in the game heh (hopefully)..

ChenSibs! Sleeping away at Tres's

DongXi SiBei NanKan

Bananas! + Ka + Rat In the Hat + Dolls

Saturday: Woke up all groggy after sleeping awkwardly on the couch, had more mahjong, Texas Hold'em and a Bananas reunion lunch of sorts! Duck rice WOO. Then headed home and had our own TYF while showing off Nubi to the relatives.

Sunday: The visiting begins! Money money + goodies + SHAN = Good. However, wisdomtoothache + Epic Movie = Epic-ly Bad.

Da Man In Da Hood (who's got my back)

Wangs!

Ditto.

Monday: Down the street to Aunty Yvonne's, where the hospitality is SUPERB and the place is like a huge rainforest cafe. Cute Miniature Schnauzer they may be planning to breed (i'll get one of their pups!).. Then on to Tim's house for 3N gathering and after skipping AK's, on to Nick's for the EFers party. Watched loads of Youtube (as usual) and ended up staying over cause their aircon rocks.

Tuesday: PRATA! And of course, book in in 1.5 hours. How sucky is that. I'm missing a huge party at my house later tonight.

AT LEAST there's going to be a huge open house at yours truly's this coming saturday! That means YOU are invited. SMS me for details! Free food + angpows + Ka's farewell. People invited by default are the EFers, Ka's Zoku, 3Ners, CW, Jem, standard et ceteras. See you all then!

Snorting down apples to... Homecoming Queen - Hinder

The Very Belated Army Post..

2007-02-17T19:30:00.000+08:00

.. Almost as belated as if the SAF wrote it themselves!

*ahem*

Anyway, life in the SAF as a NON-CIVILIAN has been passing by surprisingly fast. In the blink of an eye, its already Chinese New Year (and we have a 5-day bookout!) and we're only about 3 weeks left from completing our Basic Military Training. I actually enjoy the army life, if not for the fact that im distanced from many of my closer friends..

A comprehensive list of events and escapades the past month while in AHMY:

Enlisted on 130107, with Ka/Shawne/P³/Nick/Nicole on the send-off
Was allocated to Jaguar P2S2!

Shaguarr!!

Ray/Wei/Kelv/Lynd
Blasted target boards (both virtual and real) into oblivion
Ate loads and loads of chicken.
Set up the DW Radio Station!
Thought we were experiencing uber WHT (WhiteHorseTreatment)
Realised we were actually the hiongest of the lot, although that doesnt say much
(Possibly) Signed up for the Navy/AirForce, if i get my SAFOS/SMS
Met many friends on my 'Scholarship Interview' bookouts. Saw Ghost Rider/Pan's Labyrinth/Babel, treated peoples to meals at CoffeeClub/Billy Bombers/Subway/etc

Dar/Pam/Wentworth/Mich

CW/Mich/KA/DW/Dar/Jess
Went on FIELD CAMP! Platoon I/Ced.

FieldPax

Camo-Whoring
(Hopefully) Aced my SITEST!
Got LOAAAADS of mozzie bites.
Gold for IPPT!
Laughed loads at Prash for his sore eyes

Count Chocula
Threw a live GRENADE on vday!

And loads loads more which i can't be bothered to explain. Everyone go and enlist NOW!

Watch out for the CNY posts soon!

Enjoying NOT being on Guard Duty to... Nothin Good Bout Goodbye - Hinder

COSPLAY EOY '05, just a taaad late.

2007-02-10T02:38:00.000+08:00

In case you don't know what cosplay is (which i'm betting is the majority),

These just an excerpt from our Trinity Blood cosplay taken in December 2005, and we kinda only got them now e.e. Talk about professional photographers..

Bart!

Cardinal Sin and Pope-o-Zao.

Orgy of Colours

Spy Vs Spy Vs Spy. (Part of) Ka's Zoku.

WROARR!

Sigh memories abound.

SAF: Singapore's Premier De-Friends Force

Well, not if I can help it. Its my second bookout already! And so far i've managed to squeeze in all the important people and either have lunches/dinners/movies and treats with them. Photos when i get my camera back from Lyndon X.x

Thanks all for your support (that's YOU pam/cw/jem/dar/ka/nick/cong/jess/bananas/EFers/blah), its looking forward to seeing you guys that will pull me through army! [/cheesiness]

So many army stories to tell, ~~so much liability and criminal charges~~ so little time..

Hacking with the Tekong Cough to... Better Than Me - Hinder

Sian..

2007-01-13T00:52:00.000+08:00

You all know why. And you all know why i'll only be seeing you in 2+ weeks time.

For people i can't meet or have yet to, SORRRY!

Feeling a little light-headed at the moment.

Meh.

Wish me luck!

Enlisting to... Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

B'Day: The Cliquelist

2007-01-08T23:59:00.000+08:00

WELL WELL guess whose birthday passes in less than a minute?

It's ELVIS (may he live forever)!! Hurhur but more importantly it was MY BIRTHDAY! As you may have read from my MSN nick (stupidly, uggh), there was a party my house yesterday! Ok life sucks and i don't know how to properly blog this without spending 21367 hours, so i'm just going to let the pictures do the talking!

The Cliquelist! (Caution! May Overlap):

It's left to right btw..

410ers! (+ Jeremy FOC!)

Jeremy/Sam/DW/Ern/Vik/Haur/CW/Brando/Ash

Banana Republic! (with pesky Rat In the Hat aka Michelle)

Michelle/Amanda/DW/Dar/Reiko/Tres

The EFers!! (with hitchhikers Matt & Meep)

Matt/Dan/Fab/Jem/DW/Dar/Ben/Linus/Nic/Shan/Nick

Jessica/Huien/Pony, PamMich (free Serene included)

Pony/Jess/DW/Huien, Mich/Ser/Pam/DW

Ka's Zoku! (and SHAOYUAN!)

Amanda/Mich/Ka/Reiko/DW/Yijun/Grace/Shaoyuan

Jr Vballers!

YX/Gab/Yiyan/Alex/Tim/Ben/Kaix/ZiJ/Kelv/DW

Amos/Leo

Amos/DW/The Raccoon

3N Coolios! (- Leehui)

Don/Rilong/Jess/Ser/Tim/Pam/DW/Haoyi/Cong

Calista! (Actually part of Ka's Zoku)

Dance Dance Revolution!

ShaoYuan!! (definitely the life of the party)

We harth SY!

So do we!

The WangFamily

The Siblings 4. The Zombies 4.

Shawne/Ka/Etienne/Nai/Po/DW/P³

The extended!

(Part of) The Whole Shebang!

The guys! (minus Leo/Amos/Ash/Brando/Vik/Ash/Sam&Shih)

The gals! (minus Jess/Huien/Pony/Nicole)

Holy shit that's a lot of people. And that doesn't even count the adults or other relatives present. I never knew my house could accommodate so many people! It was like there were several parties being held simultaneously :P

Anyway, now that you've been introduced to the cast, let the show begin!

Start the FUN!

Realising this STILL took 21367 hours to... Shake Yer Ass - Mystikal

Bday 2: The Fun

2007-01-08T23:58:00.000+08:00

Many random notable events occurred throughout the night! At least from my perspective :P Correct me if you will haha. The first of course, would have to be the disrobing of Marilyn.

I was quite surprised when Brandon walked in carrying what looked like a HUGE vanguard sheet. No, he wasn't the clown/games organiser, this was what the 410ers (my sec4class) got for me!

Before.. During..

After! *smiles smiles*

Then of course, there was my personal roving magician, Daryl! This is good pimping for his fledgling (ok more accurately blossomed) magic skills, whomever needs to hire a magician just check with Jess, Pam or Amanda, all of whom he stunned beyond.. erm, stunnedness!

Pwning Jess&Co's collective intellect. Let me see you 1,2-Set

A whole host of debauchery also happened (not so) behind-the-scenes! Besides everyone perving after ShaoYuan, there was the EFers thankfully futile attempt to strip me! They wanted to adorn me with one of the thongs they so thoughtfully purchased!

*Quote* YEEEEE-AHHH HELLLLP *Unquote*

As it occurred, i ~~hysterically screamed for~~ reasoned that Nicole was in the room, and hence i couldnt get stripped, to which she just skipped out and told the rest to continue X.x Then there was Jeremy and Daniel and countless others just watching the show..

Ravaged by savages.

I barely escaped using some cockamaime excuse! That incident kinda swore me off going into individual rooms to entertain rowdy smelly people. Luckily there were no poles around!

The Palm Tree Club also had its fair share of perving! What else can be expected from Rilong and his.. well, perverse mind?

Normal. Inebriated.

The food for the night included vegetarian (which UStone and ABelinda brought and which i REALLLLY wanted to eat), sexy porridge that Nai cooked (tried it today only omg) and.. *DRUMROLL*, the PRATA!

Cook us some food you're the PrataMan!
Dota, Prata, what's the difference..

Even though i only had one, it was very good! I heard from others that the prataman was damn funny and amusing as well, and that Ashish got people convinced that he was his father!

The PingPong table never fails to amuse as well! It was chock-full of peeps throughout the night, from Leo to Linus, Reiko to Rilong.. Now if only i got pictures of the garden and the badminton players!

Linus+Rilong vs.. DW and Haoyi??

Acting retarded and camwhoring go hand-in hand.. And do muches well to entertain! Thankfully Callie was there to help me chronicle the event (ie triggerhappy)

Chestbusters! Pam/Marilyn/Rilong/Cong

The Alleycats. Jem/Don/Pam/DW

Shannigger and Bennigger. *Xuuuuu*

Sittin Pretty with DW/Pam/Don. Ditto with Ge/Cal.

Tim: "What Me Worry?". The Magician's assistants

Ser/LeeHui and Cal/Yijun/Ka ~~acting~~ being cute!

The highlight of the night though, would be Calista's dance for me! Guest appearances by Ka, DW, P³ and Tres even! She ROCKSS and everytime she dances, makes me want to do so too!

OMG COOL RIGHT?! The sound system ROCKED (it was just bought that day haha). Don thought Cal was hired! That's a compliment.. right?? He was also awaiting the 'lights out', whereby the entire house would be turned into a club. Meh not happening. This time at least :P

Since everyone was finally back in the main area, it was time to cut cake! Hai so sad that some people had left by this point though, and couldn't be in the photos..

SingSingSingSing

G-Strings Attached. The retard trying to cut the cake.

WOW. I was poooooped (in a non-shitty way) after the cutting. Putting out all those fires and trying to keep everyone entertained.. Haha in the end it looked like i didn't even have to do much!

When you're ready, you can go on to the HARVEST of '07! (read: presents!!)

Orrr you can go back to the Cliquelist.

Its actually 3am omg never gna sleep to... Wanna Move - P Diddy ft Ciara

B'day 3: The Harvest

2007-01-08T23:56:00.000+08:00

PRESENTS GALORE! Wahaha this is the best part of every birthday :P

I kinda forgot who gave what presents btw, so if its urs comment on the tagboard!

HipHop Cap: Calista
Marilyn Monroe Poster: 410ers

Boxers (after some.. assistance): Amanda/Michelle

Frame: Pamela (IceCream from MichKoo not shown)
VietHelmet: Congren
ZeroGrav Nike Shirt: Ernest

VietVodka: Congren
VW Bus toy: Congren
Army Cap: Vball Jrs
Solar Potted Plant: Yijun/Grace

WROARR Doll: Omi
Wallet: The Lungs

Wrigley's Gum: Ernest
2003 Wine: Kwan
Authentic Bento Box: The Auws

Glow-In-the Dark Cuffs: Ka/Tres
Spicy Dice: Ka/Tres

Quiksilver Pencil Case & Bag: Uncle WingChew & Fam

Birthday Condoms: Amanda/Michelle
Jeans: Amanda/Michelle
AngPows: Aunties Lydia, OiMei, MayLin, Lena, Karen, ChiLin, Rosa.
AngPows: NaiNai. Uncle WingTat

White Cap: Rilong
Dating Book: Haoyi/Tim/Sher
Ultimate Alliance & PSP Cover: Ge
Speaker System: EFers
cK One: Jess

THANKS Y'ALL! Looking forward to next year already :P

Back to the Cliquelist, or to the Fun

Thanks thanks thanks to... After Love - P Diddy ft Keri

USA 1: Deer City and Salt Lake

2007-01-04T14:14:00.000+08:00

No, its not actually called Deer City.. That's what P³ frequently confused Park City, our ski resort area, for. This first part of our US trip had the uniting of the Wangs, Ongs, Hos, Tans (AK), Tans (Uncle Christie), Lungs and the Chew-Chias (whew, did i miss out any families?)

From the start, we left Singapore at 8am in the morning, and i managed the impossible by not sleeping at all the night before, living off the energies of the Midnight Prata/CarSteal and Heroes, a new pwning series!

Cousins Abound!

After the 20+ hours of travel and sumptious airplane food (no sarcasm there), we finally arrived at Utah. Our first Brazilian grill buffet belied what was to come: The massive amounts, and the massive amounts of meat. And the Americans wonder why they're so obese..

Cause it's you and meat
With all of the people with nothing to eat
Except for meat..

Oh, and for the entire trip, i was obsessed with being lame (and substituting song lyrics to our actual situations), in case you haven't noticed.

And now, a roster of the skiiers (with some sexy moves):

The Wangs

Ka/Shawne/Dw, Guest starring P³!

The Hardcorers (minimum 15 black slopes heh)

Amos/Abiel/DW/Dar/Ka

Tongues. Sticking. Onto. Metal.

WenHao/Zheng/Si/DW/Amos/Abiel

+ Anna

Over My Head (Cable Car).

The Chew-Chias

ShaoMin/ShaoYuan/DW/ShaoWei
My bad hair only serves to make them look better (Not that they need it :P)

WAAAH SHAOYUAN! Awakening the inner-paedo in us..

The Hat-Haired (consequence to the beanie)

WOO Poofy!

The Sexy Stuntmen

Don't ask Amos what happened 2 seconds after.

Wahaha Snow-Spraying. The fad that never dies out

The Scenery (Meh) & The Slopes (Ooo)

I'm skiing SexyBlacks..
No, I don't want no shrubs
My Stumps, my stump my stump my stump

'I met a girl, down at the black slope. She said "What? Hey hey hey let's go"'

The Mealtimes (Jap/Brazilian/Chinese/Thai/etc)

FOOODIES! (Overpriced Thai!)

Daryl's 3D Portrait of.. guess who. (Doodle-table Italian!)

That hungry gleam in our eyes.. (Sexy Steakhouse!)

The Adults/~~Unfun People~~ heh JKJK

The whole shindig

The unglamorous fall of AK (also happened after the trip)

WHEW is that all? Ok actually no. More more more pics all over the place! From Daryl's blog to Ka's blog.. Wakaka just let the links collate.

After all the intensive 6 days of skiing, it was down to SaltLake City, where we had a few days of R&R.

We went to see the Mormon Church HQ, and spent Xmas in the empty desserted streets. Oh and we watched 'Pursuit of Happyness' to kill time as well :P

Mormon, I choose YOU!

Fwee smallness. I'll take you to.. the ZombieTown!

Oh, and picture of the trip:

So going to abuse this. Except without tacos. *evil grin*

Hekhek.

Continue on to LA/LV

Spending the last 2 hours blogging to... Dem Jeans - Chingy

USA 2: City of Debauchery and City of Angels

2007-01-04T12:28:00.000+08:00

Las Vegas was the 3rd stop on our trip. We met up with Mingwei, Dar's friend who's studying in Yale now. Haha i met him before in a club, and he brought some fun back to the group with his hyper antics and video roulette (and random connections to people in my year)!

I was ecstatic over the fact that i was now 18 and legal! Unfortunately, it was discovered there that the legal alcohol (and hence clubbing and gambling) age was 21.. Heck that didn't stop me anyway :P

Our board was in the Flamingo, located conveniently in the middle of the strip.

Seagulls. I kid you not.

Our rooms this time, however, were definitely made for some kinkified kinkyness.

The beds and the ~~porn~~ TV

The Home Entertainment Centre (aka toilet)

It had the works: Sliding doors for the toilet that couldn't be locked, translucent frosted glass that one can just barely make out ~~someone shitting~~ genitalia, remote control drapes and curtains, 24-hour access to porn (and a television in the toilet), nipple sprays in the bath (don't ask)...

Club!

Anyway, while there, i lost USD$6 gambling on the various ~~1cent~~ slots! We also went clubbing at the Imperial Palace's Club, KTV, spent 2 nights watching the Duelling Pianos Bar at Harrah's (ROCKED OMG JEREMY YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS), watched Zumanity (a Cirque Du Soleil sex show), rode the Manhattan Express at NewYork NewYork, rode Speed at Sahara 8 times, drove to the snowy Red Rock Canyon, ate at the International House of Pancakes, went to a factory outlet mall and spent over USD$100...

Our one and only snowball fight for the trip!

Essentially, loads of debaucherous fun.

After Vegas, it was down to LA for some slacktime and recuperation. And by recuperation i mean SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN! Our hotel was a 2 minute drive from the attraction, and for once it was a legitamate, pure ROLLERCOASTER THEME PARK! WOOO

6Flagnatics

Dar/Mingwei/Me/Kar eating our Tatsu Don.

There, we took the whole shindig of rides, including TATSU, their newest attraction where one had could 'fly at the speed of fear'. It involved us sitting down normally, then the carraiges being rotated 90 degrees backward so that we faced the ground! There was also DEJA VU which was a back/forward coaster, and the standup ride the Riddler's Revenge!

Apart from that, it was the typical visitation to all the landmarks (Mann's, Santa Monica).. Food was good at Red Lobster too, where we used 3 tables' tissue packs as our poker chips!

Sammy the Collie mix at Santa Monica!

Boredwalk, Iraqi War Memorial

And the Oscar for Best Body goes to...

The hotel had FREE INTERNET and computers, so guess where we all stayed X.x There was also a lot of perving from Mingwei over girls in my year.. (sigh) And to top off the trip, it was HOOTERS on our New Year's Eve!

Hoot hoot!

Woooo even though this leg of the trip wasn't as fun as the skiing, it still majorly kicked Singapore ass!

And the cars of the trip..

Merely commentating to.. I Wanna Love You - Akon & Snoop Dogg

USA 3: Cars

2007-01-04T12:09:00.000+08:00

The cars in US were sexy beyond belief! There was no way i was going to let them drive by without me having some permanent piece of memorabilia.

Utah/Park City/Skiing:

Nissan 350Z, so unfair!

Chrystler Pacifica after one night of snowfall

It's Snow Problem

Las Vegas/Los Angeles:

Horsing around with the Ford Mustang, Pontiac Solstice

Mustang RT, Doing the Magnum with the Dodge Magnum

Big Pimpin with the Chevy Corvette and Hummer

Chrystler Hemi 300C, Caught in the Chrystler Crossfire

And of course, the finest one of the lot (which i promptly got scolded for taking photos in):

But I am le tyred...

Vroooooooooooooooooom!

Meepo-ing to... Walk It Out - Unk

VballStayover/Karaokes!

2006-12-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

The little time left before I go to the US has been well-spent trying to meet up with diverse and different groups of friends forgotten or simply for fun. It started with gym with Jem, before meeting up with my vball juniors for a stayover as planned by Benedict!

Ben, Tim, Daniel, Yinxin, Zijian, Yiyan and Kelvin came over in the evening, and we proceeded with what is best done at my house: Pigging out to movies!

Benedict looking sexy. Kelvin caught surfing pron!

The boozebunch

We saw Date Movie, Blade: Trinity, Fight Club, Underworld: Evolution and loads of the Ali G show. In the meanwhile, there was LOADS of boozing with Alize (raspberry cognac!), gin and omfg RUM. There were chips and Crunch and Doritos and pizza and essentially a freeflow of fat. Then there was the getting high and the doing of stupid stuffs that could lead to the gradual demise of existence..

Drunk with Timo. Sleeping it off :P

Anyway, it rocked! They left this morning as Jem came in and we DotAed and prepped for.. KARAOKE!

KOK!

We went down with Tres, Michelle and Congren, and had 5 hours of a BIG room with near limitless songs to ourself! AND best of all, it was a GOOD karaoke night for me albeit the uber chillied ban mian earlier! WOO.

Then we dropped by Nick's and i found out my Xmas/Bday gift from them, A PSP! WA seh life just gets better and better. Now, we're awaiting our McDonald's, with which we'll be spamming Heroes to.

GG XX SEE YAR IN JAN2!

Possibly swearing off booze to... Wanna Move - P. Diddy ft Ciara

KL

2006-12-14T12:18:00.000+08:00

GUESS WHO WENT TO KUALA LUMPUR FOR $200?

No, not LKY.. Me la! Haha along with Jessica, Congren, Boon, Leehui, Tim, Haoyi and Sherilyn!

I didn't spend a single cent theoretically, since Jess was acting as my sugarmommy the whole way heh! She owed me money cause i had to pay for her trip upfront (and come to think of it, STILL owes me)!

After the Ong Xmas dinner on Saturday (9th Dec), i made my way down to Golden Mile Complex near Beach Rd to meet the others. Here, we were to catch the 6 hour bus ride down. Thankfully, Golden Mile prepared us for the sleaze and scum that is Malaysia, what with the Thai HipHop discos..

Boon/Leehui as models for the superchairs, Sher/Jess/DW

Cong and Jess

The bus was HUGE and spacious and gargantuan and elephantine.. and did i mention huge?? There was even an in-flight entertainment-y system, on which i watched 'Hoodwinked' (which rocks albeit the animation). We reached Berjaya Times Square Hotel, which had '900 retail outlets, 2 departmental stores, 65 cafes/bistros/restaurants, a 56-lane bowling alley, 9 cinema screens, an indoor amusement park, etc'. Damn imba.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Oh and the guys room got upgraded to a deluxe S$1000-a-night, 2 masterbedroom place! Wooo. Other than that, it was shopping, eating loads of cheap food (Kenny Rogers, hotplates and NipponTei), slacking in the room and dancing (don't ask), roaming Chinatown and coming across UBERCUTE white puppies and winning a chocolate cannoli off Jessica in a weird Sudoku bet. Also, running into kittens on the 22nd floor, ~~filming amatuer san ji pians~~, listening to the jazz band, being ugry Singaporeans, sleeping without underwear.. Heh.

Buffet breakfasts, 5-star hotels, Baskin Robbins, inexpensive T-shirts.. KL is truly a place for the unrepentant cheap slacker. Too bad i'm not that much of a cheapass :P

And everyone kinda had the flu on the trip, so YAY me for bringing medicine to share wahaha.

Typical Singaporean Bagwhores

When we got back, there was the spammage of TAU SAH PIAHS, which i think is damn pwnzing. All go and eat pls.

ALL THE OTHER CAMERA-WIELDERS: I WANT PICS! Esp of the puppy!

Reminiscing to... PIMP (Remix) - 50 Cent ft Snoop Dogg

Celebrate!

2006-12-09T17:07:00.000+08:00

Well well, seeing as how we apparently never get sick of MOS (even when we are physically sick), it was yet another party there last night/this morning!

The list of reasons for celebrations ranged from the end of exams, 20th and 21st birthdays, and simply the fact that we COULD (Wahaha).

Once again, however, instead of getting a room, we got 2 booths instead :( . Stupid corporate functions wargh. There were about 45 people in our extended group, definitely enough to start Dunhill going again la!

The party list included:

Jessica/Dione/Huien/Pony

Ooh Big Pimpin' (according to Jess)

'Sisters', Us with Jessica's better half

Banana Republic + Ka

Faces aloud.

With a drunk DW in the middle

Nicole/Huiwen, EFers

Spot the odd one out. "Where be the Shan?"

Jem/Brendan/Ashish

Hard.To.Hold.Camera

Cal/Grace/Lynn

Dance Dance Revolution!

Cheryl, HoboHorde

First nice pic of the night. Guest Star: Thing!

FHEW! And that doesn't even include the whole load of Fab's friends, Meep+friend, Shan and Johan. Sorry if I didn't get your pictures in! As long as the memories are kept safe from Alzheimers x.X.

Going off to KL to... Move Bitch - Ludacris

GRADNIGHT!!

2006-12-07T15:22:00.000+08:00

Ok, i shan't spoil this by adding too much commentary, considering there are SOOOOO many pics to put up. Blahblah anyway here goes:

Table 84

Guest appearances by Lizhan and Ms Lo

FourSeasons and Gymgang

ShihHaur, Yiming

Sarah, Leo (who crashed)

Indu, YangBin

Jess, Bryan/Boon

Meng, Mok

Max/Jess, Yiling/Yenping/Pam

Natalie, Angie

Anita, Don

Chongyi, Angeline/Dione

Matthew, Dawn

Diana, Liru

Jean, Hong

Lich/Bry/Leehui, Sher

Christine/Huanting, Bryan and my hat!

Zoe, Nicole

P3C!

Whew. That was a load of pics considering i have practically the same pose in them all O.o

Had a bad cough and slept for 20 hours from yesterday 4pm. Woots.

Hacking away to... Come To Me - P Diddy

The First Half and the Last Bunch

2006-12-03T23:12:00.001+08:00

After waking up at 2pm on Saturday (post-clubbing recovery, get used to it x.X), i spent approximately 9 hours awake reading comics and freeloading at Nick's, before i went to sleep again at 11pm. The carboloading, the refraining from gym, the psyching up.. All for today's STANDARD CHARTERED HALF-MARATHON!

This was my first official 21.1km, so it was really wracking my nerves. We got up at 5am, frantically packed the supplies (and camera heh) before going down to City Hall to report. There, we met up with Yiqing, a HH-instructress! Even at 6am, the atmosphere was like a carnival, and the sheer throngs of people turning up just showed how sporty Singapore could be.

Ka/Me/Yiqing @ WarMemorialParty

Leading the pack.. to the starting line.

Both of us were running the Half, so we went to the starting line first while Ka met up with Sena/Amanda/Melissa (10km).

"Now why would you think we're cops?"

I thought the race was SUPER! The energy gels actually kinda worked (psychologically, at least), whilst the morning weather was perfect for running. The route could have been more scenic, but its good enough with the Fullerton Bridge and all..

In the end, I took about 2 hours to complete it *BEAMS*. Woo and i haven't properly trained since the Prelims lah. Running is bad for muscle mass haha.. Atrophy x.X

Race, Race, Baby!

My singlet's supposed to be navy blue O.o

OMG got a damn nice medal that says 21.1k on it heh.

Shoutouts to Ashish, Phang, Shan, Nicole, Ben, Mok, ShuXian and that random ACJC girl whom i paced for the last 5km (you rock!)!

The 2000 calories burned from the run was VERY worth it, for there was yet another event worth all the hype and anticipation.. THE EFERS XMAS PARTY!

Notice me and my xmas colours..

The sexual layout, the scary people

Our hunger is echoed in Daryl.

At the same time, it doubled as celebrations for Nick/Fab/UWilson's birthdays, as well as the massive secret santa gift exchange.

EFers + some - others + xmas prezzies!

Where's Wally?

Look TOWARDS the light x.X

Hap Daes!

The food ROCKED! Woooo and the caroling and thanksgiving and singing and the chiselled-ness. So sad that this is potentially the last christmas we can all spend together..

Sigh bittersweet celebrations.

Sniffling to... The Remedy - Jason Mraz

The Week in Full (or the Fullest Week!)

2006-12-02T18:52:00.000+08:00

28th Tuesday:
Met up with Fab/Nic/Shan/Jem/Jo to do the Secret ~~Agent~~ Santa shopping at Marina Square, followed by a sexual dinner at Clement's. As usual, we spent the entire time dilly-dallying and NOT buying the presents, and went on to get me my prom pants instead (woohoo!). It was Tenacious D after, and now the flaming question on everyone's lips:

TITS OR DESTINY!??

PS: Is there anyone else whose parents are making them pay for their prom stuff? With their ENTIRE savings since primary school?

29th Wednesday:
GymGym with Bryan, and then staying up until bloody 3am ~~DotAing~~ trying to plan an early badminton session with Liching (ie finding a 4th wheel to complement Bryan, the extra kia), finishing up my A*Star scholarship application. Ugghsy. Oh and getting my fix for the channel 8 9pm drama. OMG i feel like a housewife la.

30th Thursday:
Met up with the 3N guys Cong/Rilong/Hy/Boon/Bry/Junde/Tim for Vienna buffet! I have to say its quite good for its price, especially the selection and the King Prawns, oysters, sashimi, et al.

After this, it was down to town with Shan and CW to complete the rest of my promgear. EVERYONE else seems to be frantically prom-rushing as well, for we saw Arvind/Zheng Han/Nat&Co/Chek&Co/Dione and Hazmi/the 3N guys (again) and blahblah countless post-A-level people infesting the woodwork of Orchard. Nick joined us later on for 'Open Season', which was surprisingly quite enjoyable.

After getting a lift home from Nick's at 11pm, i still felt that the day wasn't what it could be, and hence decided to tag along to THUMPER@Goodwood Park. Its the over-24 club, but heck la the Cube has his powers. There, i met with Ka/Sena/Tres/Michelle/Justin/Jeremy/Amanda and proceeded to rock the night away. Its actually quite a cool place, with all the poles *hinthint* and the old-women-who-try-to-squeeze-your-hand-and-make-you-their-boytoy. Live Band here rocks!

We left at about 4am, and went on to Newton Circus for supper. Here, I very jockishly ate a chilli padi in my hunger. It was about {----------------------} length la. It came from the other table's Black Pepper Beef, and normally when cooked like this the chilli loses its hotness la. UNFORTUNATELY the padi skin wasnt even breached, and when I ate it.. Lets just say i had to drink my father's sugarcane, my sister's sugarcane, my milo, and 8 cubes of ice. NO MORE STINGRAY FOR ME WAAAAA.

1st Friday:
Woke at 1am, then had to go down to the SIR to get my passport renewed. After that, met Boon and Jem at the gym, with the timely happenstance of Fab too. Jem and I then went on to our standard post-gym Subway Protein Spree, and also managed to get our presents for the EFers Dec3rd Christmas party!

Upon returning home... It was off once again for a revisitation to my favourite club.. MOS

(.. To be Continued)

Reading Marvel Team-Up to... Rock This Party - Bob Sinclair

MOS#2! (out of many many more..)

2006-12-02T18:26:00.000+08:00

.. Reaching home from gym, it was a quick shower before me and Ka had to leave for a Hat Party (at SAFRA penthouse) before heading down to MOS. The only reason we kind of went was that my father stole my prom hat for the party before i even breached its virginal hymen!

CHEESY GRINS & Gross Hats

At the bus stop, instead of taking bus 153 to Serangoon MRT to catch a train to Clarke Quay, we accidentally boarded 155 instead and wound up in Pipit Road O.o. After much hustle, we finally got down to Dhoby and then on to Clarke.

As expected of SAFRA, it was damn ahbeng and noisy, with all the cheekopek old men taking photos of the exotic dancers (SHIT I FORGOT TO TAKE). Bored, we went down to Ricciotti and desserted till it was party reporting time.

Shan/Me/Ka/Yijun/Cal/AG, P³ and relatives

I'm bringing Sexy Hat...

AG/Ka/Cal, The Joker and Lorenzo HoboPants

We got in as VIPs, and due to the sheer magnitude of our crowd (plus the fact that i stupidly cancelled the room :P), we booked a booth instead!

Ka/Crystal/Dar/Me, Yijun and her hunky bodyguards

Cousins Unite! Me and Dar fighting over ~~alcohol~~ girls.

After the drinks, it was down to the dancing! Since our booth was so near Retro, it was a popular hangout for our group. It was quite cool the way my hat was used as the tool for people to start getting down and funky in the dance circle O.o. Also, dropped my camera in Smoove VIP, thought i lost him sia.. whew

In Retrospective, lets Smoove things out!

Shan/Nick/Me, Daryl/Crystal/Grace and an extra :P

HoboHorde was finally able to meet in a smoky dank environment reminiscent of our roots. It was quite a hassle trying to get a photo inside the lift, but ALAS!

Hobotix. Stupid Jeremy ran off when the lift door opened.

In Sky, Me and Daryl also met with old friends Cara/Marilyn/Weina. A whole bunch of dudes whose names i can't remember too (heh notice why i only forget the names of DUDES! [joking Lionel!]).

Glazed-over look thanks to Cara, Me/Cara/Weina/Dar

Smooove is More.

Wild antics, ghastly groping and drunkenness aside, it was quite fun! A puke-ridden MOS is still better than a boring old night spent DotAing :P

With my lousy 2 Megapixels..

With Cal's sexycam!

It was off for supper, and then back to bed at 6am. Early sleeper, early riser :)

Notable mentions of the night were Timothy Nga, Jonathan Leong, SSmith O.o, BenDark & Co who got punch drunk, Tabi & Co who mysteriously disappeared, and any in the long lsit of partygoers!

Condolences to all who couldn't make it.. THAT INCLUDES YOU!

Neck-Cramping to... One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz2Men

THEY'RE OVERRR!

2006-11-27T19:34:00.000+08:00

... not like they even began for me x.X

Its been a flurry of activities ever since the A's started, actually. What with the midnight Pratas and the massive DotA sessions..

Last Wed saw Mich/Amanda/Reiko/Justin/Ka and I meeting up for the fabled Rochester Park (#4), where we pretended to be connoiseurs for the night with the ubersexual food. Dessert was WOOOOOO!

Thousand Island Dressing Ups, Gao Les

Friday had the 3N guys soccerring after our final paper PhysS, and i scored 3 goals (even though one was kinda discounted for rebound blahblah)! I had to leave after lunch/tea for driving. Initially, i tried to cancel my 6:55pm lesson, for it coincided with Sena's 21st. But as luck would have it, the lesson didn't get sold and I had to slave away for 3 hours of consecutive driving (as well as forsake my sexy Brazillian meats).

Not wanting the last day of the A's to go to waste, I met up with Jeremy and Shan for desserts/walking around the entire City Hall region and (free) clubbing with P³. AND WOWO it was the first night en route to mPUA-dom :), or at least having the confidence for it.

Saturday was spent at the Kino 20% off, the StandChart goodie bag collection, Happy Feet and a steak dinner at XKK's followed by some midnight soccer.

After Sunday's gym session with Ben/Jem and dinner (+ Nick), it was down to JAZZ @ SOUTHBRIDGE with Boon/Jem/Mich/Tres/Ka. There we met up with new friends and fellow jazz afficionados Gary and Alvin (who was trying to hit on Michelle :P). Fun fun!

OMG Cat Eyes!

Both Boon and Jem went up to jam, since it was open night, and they were superb!

Rock the Kasbahhh!

Then it was off to sleeeep in anticipation for today's DRIVING TEST.

I unceremoniously failed, of course x.X. All omens were pointing to a shitty day anyway, what with the rain POURING once i stepped in the car, the faulty windscreen wiper, the Identity Card fiasco and the likes.. Oh, and mounting the curb in the first 5 minutes. That takes the cake.

Bleh, other than that, it was alright spazzing at home and lanning with Tres, then samming Animaniacs for 2 hours :P. Seriously, e-therapy rocks so much, and its so comparatively cheap haha.

Looks like i'll have no use for this anymore. Or not until March at least :P

Loving the payment received to... Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani

Thap Sum Bong

2006-11-20T20:02:00.000+08:00

Certified 20 times more unhealthy than smoking; Containing a mild hallucinogenic effect coupled with the sensation of a high; Inhaling strawberry and mint-flavoured bubblegum... It's got to be

SHISHA!

Xuuusha!

The HoboHorde (with CW gaining temporary membership due to his consistent lack of style) went out last Friday to celebrate the end of the A levels (for the 3rd time, and even though its not even over). We begged and pleaded outside Carl's Jr until we finally scrounged up enough money to have a delectable feast.

After which, we proceeded down to Clarke Quay where we dessert'ed our intellect and had the irresistible half-priced Italian desserts at Ricciotto. Since we definitely weren't intending on pubbing (as per CW's intentions), we took to bumming around the area looking for something novel to do.

So it came to be that we saw the many SHISHA booths. Shisha, for you ignorant and malnourished peasants out there, is essentially clean fragrant smoking! We spent $20 for 30 minutes with a Bong pipe, where they burnt a small chunk of strawberry/mint coal. One has to inhale sharply until the water bubbles, signifying the cleansing and cooling of the smoke.

Jem/DW/CW. Puff the Magic Dragon.

Nick Bong and CWREEKS.

Its damn cool and fun! It is akin to breathing in wispy bubble gum, or that feeling when the bubble bursts and you get the slight waft of fruity taste. And there is NO way one can get high on it la, save for the oxygen deprivation from xuuuu-ing so much.

Anyway we know its unhealthy and won't do it so often yada yada. It's per our own choice, and we are responsible enough to face the consequences of it.

Oh, and SWISSOTEL VERTICAL MARATHON with Cal on Sunday morning! I got a damn (self-)respectable time of 11:47 la! That's 73 stories in 11:47. Woot and the goodie bags were quite tight too.

My head must have swelled from the pressure buildup..
And oh pics of AK's housewarming/blessing party when Kas gets them up!

Kar's coming home wheeewooo!!

Celebrating the end of the A's (again) to... Save Me - Corrinne May

DIE

2006-11-16T22:31:00.000+08:00

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You can't even begin to feel how remorseful i am. I didnt mean to sound rude or anything, I was just trying to make light of the situation so that its gravity wouldnt suck my soul in and keep me in a perpetual state of insomniac bliss.

I will be paying you back for this, all of it. Thankfully i have a friend on my side to share the debt (since its partially his fault anyway). I shan't complain about my luck of my 'prudency' or whatever. I shall just accept this punishment in whole and hope that it can be done in installments.

That's 10000 freakin points...

Making a Police Report to... A Lack Of Colour - Death Cab for Cutie

Imagine

2006-11-15T23:48:00.000+08:00

I imagine
Bright blue horizons,
Flowing tranquility,
A literal sacrament.

I imagine
Endless fields of grass
Liquid serenity,
We're alone at last.

I imagine us together
Free from worldly perceptions,
Our own deceptions,
And the people's misconceptions.

I imagine us together
And Relish the moment so eagerly awaited,
Albeit an imagination.
Yet as ethereal as thoughts be,
I know I'll be patient.

Hopefully
I'll be perfect for you
And you'll be just perfect.

I imagine..

Denouncing the state of youths today to... Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani

Presenting...

2006-11-07T21:52:00.000+08:00

THE HOBO HORDE
(inspired by Mugatu's Derelicte Campaign)

Lorenzo HoboPants, FacePubes and Peasantypus

The pinnacle of poor. The epitome of enslavement. The 'orange pants', the 'Platypus Shirts'..

We bring to you the new style of... NO-STYLE. Cheap pasar malam clothes, 'tiready', slacking off and not caring about one's appearances (or lack thereof) in public. Join the Hobo Horde for complete liberation from the wiles of (civilised) society.

Officially the new group moniker for Dw/Jem/Nick. Currently open for applications. Please write in on your discarded newspaper bits with your saliva and submit to: auwjj@hotmail.com

Don your HOBO-ZUITS and herald the era of slackdom!

Rejoicing the lack of style to... Lips Of An Angel - Hinder

And So It Begins..

2006-11-01T18:11:00.000+08:00

.. The beginning of the beginning of the end of the end:

.. The beginning of the end of our school life. The dawn of the demise of youthful decadence. The decimation of leniency and immaturity. The downward spiral of personal time and freedom.

.. The commencement of a new phase; No longer are we merely having lessons, but instead life lessons. Our self-imposed definitions of a new era. The freshness of adulthood and the perils that accompany its forceful intrusion into our lives.

.. The downfall of the classroom, and with it the relations forged within. The start of the subjective task of maintenance. The warped extension of life's winding journey. The looming dread and further down, the anticipated happiness.

The A levels.

[/end English warmup for GP]

Aching from HH to... Bojangles - Pitbull

To: WeeShuMin, RJC

2006-10-24T20:39:00.000+08:00

See "Wee Shu Min, the Slammed RJC Girl" for background info.

You may or may not remember me from the Orientation Reporting Team earlier this year, where I interviewed you for the 'Orange' publication.

Nonetheless, the impression you left on me from that meeting was NOT one of the high-and-mighty, NOT one of the elite. You were down-to-earth, cheerful and effervescent.

You don't deserve all this slamming and negative publicity. Singaporeans are so stupid, so ugry, that they don't see the torment they've unleashed on a mere 18-year old. They don't realise that this mob behaviour is one that could potentially lead to the downfall of public opinion and free speech. Why particularly chastise and criticise one of the 'elite', leaving the cretinous freeloaders of the world unscathed?

I know the effects that negative (read: defamatory) publicity can have on one. Even though its not even in the same scale as yours, I don't think anybody deserves it (unless they didnt get their articles into the forum).

Censorship from the masses is still censorship. I hope that everyone who bullied and flamed you could just play the observer for a while, and see what 'ethics' they themselves are enforcing.

Stay strong, and I hope this does not affect your A levels!

I applaud you for speaking your mind. Your entry was a much better read than Derek's.

That's life. This is my opinion. Accept it.

Signing off to... If You Tolerate This - Manic Street Preachers

Stupid Stupid Stupid

2006-10-21T13:58:00.000+08:00

... to the power of 5 billion.

I now have 6 wounds on my body, and all on my right side no less.

The first set arose from a cycling mishap i had while going back from the gym. Normally, i look down when i cycle past long boring stretches of road. Monday was no exception.. What was initially gravel suddenly turned to grass, and i immediately looked up to see that i had veered into the grassy patch between the road and the drain. Panicpanic + poorbrakes led to the bicycle flipping and me getting a drink-coaster-sized abrasion on my shoulder (among others)

Yesterday night, while coming back from midnight soccering with Nick and Jem, my blisters got the best of me while dribbling the ball back, resulting in a spectacular trip (the slippers did some weird foldy thing). A whole chunk of toe came out, and it took forever to even get sealed. Then there's the scrape on the butt and the right hand as well.

Worst of all, I was stupidly holding my LG chocolate in my right hand, leading to me eventually using it to break my fall. WHEEEE HA. Life sucks.

And i only started mugging Probability yesterday. The first chapter in the two weeks that remain. Yahoo.

Life sucks

Sucking my toe away to... Confidence - Teddy Geiger

Jessica's 18th!

2006-10-17T13:04:00.000+08:00

Jessica (having to outdo us all on our 18th birthday celebrations) very grandoisely booked the Mezza-9 at Grand Hyatt for her dinner! It was also her idea for everyone to go formal, even initially banning denim and cargo!

The food there was spectacular, with the Beef and Crabcakes *drooools*, and the fact that our side of the table had Pam/Jess/Sher (girls, duh), who didn't have the appetites of starving African children (aka Me/Haoyi/Cong/Don)!

And of course, there was the IMMENSE shutter-slutting! Unfortunately, i was being immensely clairvoyant when BOTH the batteries i brought were depleted! Argh and i'm the known cam-whore somemore. Anyway, more pics when Pam/Leehui/Boon/Jess upload their pictures! Thankfully Jess let me sate some of my camera-itchy fingers by handling her's heh.

Self-proclaimed Goth/Alien/Ghost

Girl Clique, Jess w/ Guys-Who-Got-Her-Those-Presents

When Penguins Attack!

DW/Pam's typical food pose, PalmTreeClub reunites!

Oh and Uggh, the gym and the ban mian i had with Jem/Boon earlier resulted in my bloated look of water-retention in all the pictures! Argh.

After it all, we adjourned to the Underground for an hour of mind-numbing Counter-Strike! I was overall second top-frag heh, and at one point even managed to dethrone the demi-god Tim! The Para Sprees were extremely notable lol..

Happy Birthday once again Jess! Hope you enjoyed both the present and the wrapping :)

Anticipating the Oxford Interviews to... Appreciate Me - Kelis

Dict-jian-ary

2006-10-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

Returning readers to this my humble ablog must have noticed the myriad phrases and words used that exist independently of the English Language.

Whether from popular movies or advertisements, the EFers or classmates, my cringe-worthy puns or my rhythmic ones. This entry will be consistently updated so that i may in the future, enjoy this literal piggish latin.

I shall attempt to thoroughly document these invented idioms, modified metaphors and adapted adages. Here's wishing me luck for my Dict-jian-ary (Ok, i realise how wrong that sounds, but i needed some unique punnish thing)!

*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

New words added as of 11/1/07:
PrkPrk, Prs, Wak, Wkakaka, Ugry, Sneakopek, Unglam, Holy Mail, LJ, Skimps, On & Hiong, Seriouzly

Legend:

Word

[word type: n/adj/v]. [first definition].
- [origins]
- [eg in a sentence]
[second definition, etc]

Contents:

A to F

G to M

N to R

S to Z

Dictating away to... Camera Phone - Da Musicianz

10 People I Wish To Say These Words To

2006-10-13T19:55:00.000+08:00

... but can't, for obvious reasons. I am *not* a backstabber what. Meme kopped from Jessica's blog.

I thought you were one of my better friends. I thought you would watch my back just as I would watch yours. I thought you would respect me enough to at least tell it to my face. I thought wrong.
For such a simple person, I find you the most intriguing of the lot! Stay this way if its in your own best interests, regardless of how much I pressure you to change.
Its amazing how you can tolerate all my bullshit.. Life is fair in that it's given me a best friend in you. I hope we can broaden our horizons and excel in all areas together, and I hope that we stick through thick and thin (as we've already have).
I admire your fire, your vigour, your spirit. I hope that you never let it extinguish, and I hope that you will always be there to light me when mine's been doused. Don't let your indomitable spirit disappear. Foreverrr!
I've had a crush on you for the longessst time. Thanks to circumstances and conventions, its never going to work out.
I regret with 100% what we had and so stupidly gave up. I regret the fact that forever now we shall merely be friends. I regret not being wholehearted and committed. As selfish as this may sound, I hope you feel the same.
All these mixed signals you're sending is really throwing me off. What I read off you may be true after all. For now, I think I'm just going to let the distant past dominate, while i sit here futilely wondering..
Thanks for telling me the truth. Thanks for telling me what a bad person I am, only so that I can improve on myself. Thanks for being there for me, and thanks for standing up for me. You mean a lot more to me than I could ever bear to tell you in person.
Sorry for not showing you all the love and loyalty I should be giving. Sorry for manipulating/guilt-tripping/conning you for my benefit. Thanks for forever being there.
Give me a fresh start. Give me the opportunity to befriend you properly. Maybe all will change, maybe all will be better.

Not going to spill a word of this to... Drive - Incubus

Post-Prelims DONE List:

2006-10-04T15:49:00.000+08:00

Things I've done since Friday, 22nd September (officially the last day of the prelims!):

Soccered with 3N guys
Carl's Jr with 3N
DotA at Paradiz with Cong/Jess/etc
Miami Vice with Cong
Dessert with Michelle/Nick/Cong/Shan/Kwan/Bern/Tres
DOTA (x10000)
Had my personality profiled with Fab/Jo/Nic/Nick
Gym at Tanah Merah with Nick
Dinner at TanahMerah sexychinese with Dar/Shan/Jo/Nick
Drove home from Jo's!
Kenny Roger's after church
10km runnn
3N stayover/potluck/crapfest

Boon/Pam/Leehui/Me

Guitar-Gods-In-Training

Coupling!
3N LAN outing after prata! (4h45min of computer gazing o.O)
Full House burger at Billy Bombers with CW
Gym at Bishan with WenHao/Brandon
Tuition for ShaoWei (woo $$$!)
Random House Party
SPAMMING comics (The Walking Dead, New Excalibur, Ultimate Extinction, etc)
Decorating my room wall with cut-outs

Walled-In. Jessica don't forget the girlymags O.o
Collecting RESULTS (Gulp), and begging for marks from the M&M Mr Low (hard on the outside, chocolatey on the inside).
Drinking/ZimParty with Amanda/Tres/Eiji/Dar/Michelle till the wee hours of 6am!
More tuition with ShaoWei, Cheeseparty and HHers/Cultists, Gym with Jem
Nai Nai's bday party with Bong's Catering at XKK's
Jazz Club with Jem and fam! Woah and he went up to play amidst our Mocktail madness!
Introing Jess to DOTA BATTLE.NET!
Jamming with Jem and Nick into 4am, only to end up ponning school..
Watching 'John Tucker Must Die' and then 'Little Miss Sunshine'
SHOPPING!

Wheeha, now all that remains is to KARAOKE, cosparty, GymwithJem~~, mug for SATs!~~!

Cutting and pasting to... Handful - Kelis

Post-Prelims To-Do list:

2006-09-19T19:19:00.000+08:00

Things i MUSTMUSTMUST (or preferably, or already am going to) have/do after the prelims:

Stayover and movie marathon for 3N!
Stayover and crapfest/drinking party with Banana Republic and EFers
Karaoke at environment building with all karaokiers! Also with the badminton/pingpong and squash courts ;)
CD shopping once more (Fergie's The Dutchess/Scissor Sisters' 'Ta Da!'/Mya's 'Liberation'/ Ciara's 'The Evolution'), and contemplating many many others (Dixie Chicks, P Diddy)
~~Go Australia for Ka's 21st!~~ Bleurgh. Stupid SATs.
Russell Peters October 7th!
MassGym once again :P. Shan suggested testing out Cali. I'm feeling we won't be the ones doing the pumping there lah. Oh and SWIM to practice for triathlons!
Spam Comics that were ordered from Amazon! SOOOOO many, like, $300 worth coming in less than a week!
Finally finish off Invader Zim with Nick x.X (hence meaning mass stayovers as well).
Sentosa! Volleyball and the likes of picnics..
Intro Michelle to ice-cream/chocolate mooncakes! ALTERNATIVELY visit the Taka basement on an empty stomach ;)
Claim my treat of a RoyalFlush burger from CW, after he so unceremoniously soiled my house.
Go to a bar! Haha been meaning to actually sit and sip..
DotA till kingdom come. Or at least till morning come heh.
The list goes on... ARGHHH END NOW PRELIMS.

Digested Marvel 1602 to... Get Up ft Charmillionaire - Ciara

I Love My Bitch!

2006-09-16T20:25:00.000+08:00

I Love My Bitch!
(sung to the tune of Busta Rhyme's "I Love My Bitch")

My Nubi never lets me frown
Thats why I never let him go

He's always acting like a pup
when he sleep and shit the floor

My Nubi so amazing
Let me sit back and count the ways
1...... he the shit

2...... he has ticks

3...... and he can wag it

I love my bitch
I love my Nubi yup yup

I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)

I love my Nubi yup yup
I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)

I love my Nubi yup yup
I love my bitch
(I love you doggy)

I love my bitch
He the shit

Happy belated birthday Nubi!

Inspired by Dar's 'I Love My Doggie'!

SexyBacking to... Summerlove - Justin Timberlake

UpDate With Destiny

2006-09-14T13:05:00.000+08:00

"If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off the bar top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar top dancing... a young girl with a short skirt dancing on it may attract some insults from some other men, the boyfriend will start fighting and some people will die."

-Dr Vivian Balakrishnan, Minister for Community Development, Youth and Sports

WAHAHA.

Anyway, the prelims have been going better-than-fine. I managed to complete all my papers! A feat by RJ standards o.O

And as you can see by my new DP, i have a new hairstyle! Shaved lines in the side, and almost got barred from the Maths Paper on Monday by Alfie haha ("If I were the A level examiner, I might ban you from the paper.." "Oh.. Ok then ill go and ask some teacher-in-charge about it" "I AM part of the discipline committee for the prelims."). Right.

Then of course there have been the midnight galivants with the CAR. Since P³ was out of town, the car has been free for the taking (and the Payar Lebar romps).

Speaking of cars, THESE have finally arrived:

CadillacXLR AceOfClubs, Corvette Coupe Chase
(both limited to 2500!)

After the physics paper yesterday, we went down to J8 for lunch, and i discovered "FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS" and "KELIS WAS HERE", albums by JT and Kelis respectively! Considering how barren the CD market has been of late (I had to resort to local bands Electrico and Texas for my weekly CD nutritional requirements O.o), I snapped them up immediately!

And i just ran 21km again, this time in 1hr55min, a new record (previous time was abt 2 hours for some unknown-but-slightly-less-than-21km distance :P)! Best thing, is that yesterday i didn't "hit the wall"! For those of you unfamiliar with the term, its when one runs out of glycogen and starts burning fat, the transition of which is akin to being struck by multiple fevers. The route, btw, is my house - serangoon central - lornie road - j8 - sin ming - thomson - macritchie - macritchie 5km route - home.

Anyway, today's been a good day to relax away the aches, and await the 6 hours of papers once again tomorrow X.x

CRVing to... My Love - Justin Timberlake

Shut Up And DANCE!

2006-09-09T23:57:00.000+08:00

ShutUpAndDance @ NUS was on tonight at the NUS Centre for the Arts. I was invited to bring some friends along by Calista, who was performing with the NUS Dance Troupe!

Due to everyone's sketchiness, I just went in and bought 5 tickets, originally intended for Me/Tres/Amanda/Reiko/Dar. Unfortunately, the latter 3 could NOT make it (but WHY?!), and they were replaced by Michelle/AG/Bern instead, after much ado.

OMG Tres's small head makes mine look damn huge lah..

Before walking into the auditorium, I had NO IDEA that it was a HIPHOP DANCE show. The DJ turntable, strobe lights and heavy bass gave it away, and i was pleasantly (ok, ecstatically) surprised. Ask Michelle!

What ensued was 2 hours of the sexiest dances ever [silhouette!]. I, being a HipHop afficionado (an oxymoron if there ever was one :P), thoroughly loved eet! So many favourite songs were played, from SexyBack to GetDownHitTheFloor and even BadMan! And of course, there were the sultry dances oozing with sex appeal, the wildly innovative dances (leopardskin!), the battles AND the hots!

Bern/Me/Cal/Tres/Mich

OMG Calista! *droools*

FARRRRK I am SO going to take up hiphopdancing.. !

After that, we adjourned down to Clementi for supper, before the loooong train ride back (hi YongGeng!).. And now, the 3 hours of continuous mugging begins. Or at least HAS to.

Damage Controlling to... Fix Up Look Sharp - Dizzee Rascal

P³ and His Warmed House

2006-09-09T02:50:00.000+08:00

Friday afternoon saw me meeting up with CW for my belated Carl's Jr meal. This was due ever since... WEDNESDAY, where i was supposed to meet with Jem/Nick/Shan/CW, but got food-poisoned instead. I had the Double Bacon Thingum, which was so meatily filling. WOO! No more Carl'sJr-lust for the next 3 months!

After that, we adjourned to the HSBC Starbucks in an attempt to mug our quota in anticipation of the housewarming party P³ had organised (for his younger, hotter, clubbier friends).

In the blink of an Anti-Mage (never mind, geek DotA joke), we were at my house, celebrating its newly christened state of COMPLETE RENOVATION! The guests started pouring in while the alcohol started pouring down, signifying the start of the housewarming party to end them all!

Me/Jeff/Weina/P³. Me/Lionel

There were also several friendly 'hots' (NOT a derogatory term :P) that came along with Lionel! Crystal, Marilyn and Cara. At this point, Daryl and Linus [HAP DAE YOU YOU] had also arrived, along with countless others that i can barely remember.. And so began the whirlwind shutterslutting..

Lionel/Cara/Linus/Maril/CW/Me/Cryst.

Lionel in my RJ PE! Heh imma sucker for good-lookers ;)

They lot of them left earlier for Zouk, however, and it was to my room for Maximum Stonage. Gail also came, and Dar was happy enough to perform some magic on for her! Ross also came with Hero, her Garfield-lookalike cat that was the main attraction of the night!

Dar/Gail. Me + Ross' persian, Hero!

Looking flustered trying to get a nice shot of the cat!

In the meantime, i was also earning my keep for being at the party in the first place! I was dubbed the official TourGuide, and had to relay interesting anecdotes while bringing people about the house..

Tour-guiding has its benefits! [besides Dar ruining shots..]

WOoo. After that, Fabien/Jo/Ben also came, and started freeloading on the boozeums. CW got pissssssing drunk, and has now been forever barred from drinking in my presence (after his projectile finale).. He also *ahem*ed with a particularly rotund housekeep.

Shoutouts to Seth/Agnes/Annie/Regina/Ansari/Angela/Toon/TKK and USL/random angmohs/Mikhail/many many many others whose names i've forgotten [sorrry, memory capacity on low for the next two weeks!].

See ya all next time!

Putting CW down to... Why Don't You and I - Santana ft Alex Band

'WASTED'

2006-09-02T23:51:00.000+08:00

.. is the word i scribble in thick black felt whenever i spend an entire day doing absolutely NO WORK (multiply this by 3 if doubt my credibility ;P). Today has been one such day, but it was definitely not a waste!

It began with waking at 12pm for lunch. Dar stayed over from the KRUNK! the night before, and we both had to rush down to Orchard for our respective meetings.

P³ was gracious enough to fetch us and I arrived on the dot for my PSC Scholarship Tea session. There, I met Jeremy Auw (now shortformed as Jem), who was interested in the PSC (and was way underdressed, which was besides the point). Also, it was CRAWLING with RJC people. Apart from giving out major freebies and glorious lychee-tarts, it was rather ho-hum. The only good thing was the catching up with people like Nicholas and Clarence, as well as intro-ing Jeremy to some classmates.

Once it was over, Maxine/Bryan/Jem/I walked down to the MRT, and had one of the weirdest chain of conversations ever (with me and Max crapping substantially). We were headed to SGH to visit Jem's friend Ty, who recently had surgery.

Thanks to God's blessings, the operation was a success, and he is now happily recuperating.

Ty's family and Jem. Kaz/Me/Jem!

I swear Ty has the hottest siblings in the world, and they're in the age range of 8 to 11!! *PAEDO ALERT*. Anyway, even TKK/XKK came down to pray for them, so it was all good! They're such a cool and chirpy family, its hard not to feel envious.

Soon after, it was a frantic rush down to Jeremy Nunn's (now shortformed as Jermy) birthday party. There, we met up with him and his sister Jasmine, and their friends Cathleen/Isalee and Amalia.

Jas/Isa/Ama/Cat/Jerm/Me/Jem

Jermy/Cat. Ama/Jasmine. Me/Jermy

After an extremely gratifying and filling BBQ, it was cake-cutting time! Jasmine chose a cake that came from *tada* BREADTALK. What's more surprising is its immense sensuality. Spread the Breadword of mouth!

After the party, it was down to hanging at Jermy's house and chilling. Jermy was a very good friend from my childhood, and we share many a fond memory either destroying buildings, making race tracks or yachting around Singapore. Now, he's reached the mature age of 19, and i can't help but miss some of the fun we used to have. No worries, however, as there are many new avenues now! Its so amazing to see him attached, immersed in University life, etc.

Its even more amazing when I think of how he views me now. Also, its unfair how mixed people look so good x.X. CURSE YOU UWC!

Anticipating KARAOKEEE to... Fighting Over Me - Paris Hilton

Krunk! @ Sentosa

2006-09-02T12:12:00.000+08:00

Krunk! @ Sentosa promised loads of fun. I had forced myself to finish up all the topics on Magnetism AND Ionic Equilibria in anticipation of this 'beach party' that promised a foam dancefloor, kissing booths and bargain-item stalls and a flesh parade!

We started off fetching Nick, and went down to Harbor Front to meet up with the others. Soon, Amanda/Michelle/Dar/Tres arrived, followed by Fabien and then Jo/Tab/Reina/Elle.

Funky-flesh dressed to impress, ready to party!

After a hurried dinner, we boarded the bus, with sufficient eye candy to keep us excited for the event ahead. Once there, however, all we saw was a fountain garden full of youth-ish people sitting down and stoning, obviously waiting for someone to instigate something fun.

Being exceptionally 'fun' people ourselves, we plopped down on the steps and began CAMWHORING! (I swear I need a new term for this overused cliche of a term)

Me/Amanda/Mich/Tres. SexySquinting.

Let the kissing begin!

Cal joins us (albeit momentarily). The Flesh Parade.

Besides the 'Calvin Klein' RJ rugger, the girls spotted these hot ang mohs, and wanted to take a picture with this particular dogtag-wearing guy. Unfortunately, through a mixup of sorts, they had to settle for his slightly less buff and less good-looking friend.. He was exceptionally friendly and amusing though (read: clingy).

AngMohTeh. Balancing over the catwalk.

Finally, the crowd was energised! We started dancing, but amidst the sweat and grime (and at the girls' bequest), we somehow lost our shirts :P Too bad Fab and Jo didn't strip too, or else it would have been a gayfest fit for Siegfried and Roy!

BuffSquad

Charlie's mangels.

All in all, however, the party didn't live up to its expectations. We left at about 3am and everyone crashed my house for Macdonald's and Mystery Men (God, I love alliterations).

Poooped.

Thanks to the company, the night was one of the funnest still! Many Hi's to Amanda's hot(les)friends, Amos&Co, BenLoong&Co, AndrewYap and Gen, and other people who were there and whom we made momentary contact with!

Desperately needing sleep to... Get Down Hit the Floor - Twista ft Pitbull

Cuzplay

2006-08-31T16:04:00.000+08:00

Why does everyone think i only cavort with my cousins o.O?

Amanda/Cal/Shaomin/Shaoyuan/Michelle/Reiko/Tres/CW/Shan are NOT my cousins.

Only Daryl and Nick are the ones frequently mentioned on this blog.

Linus is Daryl's brother, Gerald is a cousin's cousin, and Amos is technically a step-cousin, but THATS ALL.

Hurhur and i don't see the point of this.

Anyway, now that the study break's in effect, i've been

Gymming with Boon
Meeting new friend Shuying and saying goodbye to old one Shaomin at Serene

Last Photo Op!

Twins Effect! (Toying around with SM's ibook!)
Fretting over Oxford Uni Apps
Discovering WTFMODE in DotA
Running around with Nubi to meet Pam
Reading the new stock of comics from Amazon (Decimation M!)
Receiving letter reading:
"You have been identified as a potential candidate to be a RSAF military officer, being a Pilot based on your medical fitness and educational standing. To confirm your aptitude for training, you are invited to take the 5-hour Computerised Pilot Selection Test (COMPASS)."
Oooh and i get an "exclusive souvenir upon completion of the test" O.o
Cycling to and from school in the rain (dont ask x.X)

And of course, MUGGING! I've also realised to multiply what everyone says they've completed by at least 3, since it seems to be all the rage to pretend one isn't doing any work even though the prelims are in 1.5 weeks..

Contemplating incest to... How We Do It Over Here - Busta Rhymes ft Missy Elliott

GP Weekend.. I WISH!

2006-08-27T19:11:00.000+08:00

An ideal situation for my weekend (with less than 6 hours remaining) would have been me sitting alone in my icy cold aircon, a glass of *PRODUCT PLACEMENT ALERT!* Florida's Natural in one hand and a pile of General Paper texts in the other. I would thoroughly pore over them before carefully ruminating and sieving the useful apart from the useless, hence guranteeing my A1.

Unfortunately, i just had to forsake my inhibitions (once again x.X).

Friday saw me meeting up with CW (who gets his name in gay purple). It was his be-be-belated birthday treat, and we had Haato, went TopShopping and saw 'Snakes On a Plane', a superbly gross B-grade movie (just like how my GP will turn out!). After that, we walked down to BillyBombers where he had vouchers, and he ordered the 'Royal Flush'. This MONSTROUSITY was as high as his fork, and was stuffed with the likes of chicken/beef/bacon/ham/cheese/onionrings/chillies/ tomatoes/lettuce/beans/egg and everything else on the DIY burger menu. Needless to say, we were PRETTY stuffed after that.

I woke at 12pm on Saturday, and suffered a massive panic attack after wasting away with 2 hours of DotA. The Oxford Uni apps deadline was getting closer and closer, and i had nary a clue as to the requirements and specs of the course. In the end, i VERY EXCITEDLY decided to go for 'Physics and Philosophy', one of the fusion courses that allows for me to grasp the concepts of quantum mechanics and use it to debate our existence.

I felt the need to be rewarded after spending the entire afternoon on apps, and hence went for XKK's Hilton Jap Buffet invite, in lieu of Nick's end of exams (just a convenient excuse to eat :P). It was magnificent! With much kudos to the grill, the codfish, the desserts and even the cherry tomatoes.

Dog-Eat-Dog world. Or Gay-Eat-Gay.

UGRY SMILE TIME! Nick just feels himself.

Never fear, I will NOT lose my ~~superb~~ physique with all these buffets, thanks to the SAFRA ARMY HALF MARATHON! For the first time today, I participated (in the 10km one :P). I was amazed at the number of Singaporeans who turned up for the event, and the sheer magnitude of the throng is highly intimidating.

There, i met up with Cal, now my new event-running partner! We (including my sister) signed up for the Standard Chartered Marathon in December, where i will assay the half-marathon!

The Cert of Completion, which we had to complete ourselves :P

The car is sexier than the both of us combined.

Unfortunately, it poured heavily during the mara, and my phone got soaked to the core (processor), utterly obliterating its keypad function..

This then led to a handphone upgrade!! Me/P³/Sw first went for the sumptious Muthu's Curry, a posh Indian restaurant, and i ate back all the marathon weight x.X. After this, it was down to Starhub Centre ~~for a bunch of administrative screw-ups~~, and it was only at 4pm that i got my LG KG800, or CHOCOLATE PHONE!

I'm talking sexy black..

Wahaha! Now to get down and dirty with the GP.

Devouring some Chocolate to... Hip City - Electrico

Destressing from the Distressing

2006-08-25T00:23:00.000+08:00

Life has been one amorphous blend of tutorials/notes/mugging of late, so its no wonder that only the special days are worth mentioning (and keeping photos of!).

The class has gotten queerer of late, with fierce competition abounding, PMS occurring in the people you'd least likely expect, and new friendships blossoming! I'm now gaybuds with Boon (displaced Bryan, ~~hopefully~~!) and Pam is my official running partner! I meet up with the latter every Tuesday after my 15km run with Nubi, who cannot really handle the stamina-propelled activity.

PastaMania 18/8/06

Loserhui and Loserene. *MUACKS*

Pam/Me/Boon. Hardo Gay!

No, that's NOT raisins. Its enamel!

Today was something different again. I met up with SM in town to buy her a Vespa (and sugardad her new shoes)! In the end, we wound up shopping for 4 hours, missing HH and simply going down for the farewell dinner at the Wine Company and gorging ourselves :P Fatfat!

Me, my SM and High(heels)

Nue Fossils! Deer in headlights

BonVoyage! [SHAOYUAN]!!

And of course, what we feel for him ;)

Wheeha! And guess who had to accidentally wear my prized watch home..

Not getting my 8 hours to... Runaway - Electrico

The Not-So-Serene Centre

2006-08-17T23:31:00.000+08:00

Many events unfolded around what is known to many as the crossroads of academic institutions, SERENE CENTRE.

I left the house at around 345pm to meet up with Shaomin, who's about to be going overseas (US) soon to study.. It was fun catching up and gossipping, and she even introduced me to this AwfullyChocolate ice cream place nearby!

WHEE we're sailing to Neverland!

Soon after, she brought me down to a Cold Storage with a craving for Ham, casually adding in her 'international' drawl that it went exceptionally well with... BLACK PEPPER TUNA. She and her friends were really into this meaty Tuna Hamwich thing!

We left the ColdStorage with half a kilo of assorted meats, and promptly settled down outside the Macdonalds. It was only after she took the first bite (and with a look of stifled pain), exclaimed 'Hey, its actually quite good!', that i realised the SCAM. She had duped me, and managed to out bullshit me! All the while she was laughing hysterically, joined by me in my foolishness :P

Uggh we had to sit there and eat ALL the mushroom ham with black pepper tuna, right in front of EVERYONE, laughing and chatting away.

Ham-some/sHammy

She had to leave earlier for a concert, but we had our fun! *VESPA SHOPPING*. After that, i returned to Serene Centre's Macs, where i met Amos/Leslie/Matthew/Hweeying/Clement/practically everyone in the world. I studied a bit with Amos while waiting for HEAVY HANDS, ~~this aerobics thing~~ where i was joined by Nick. (Don't ask about HH, its unglam :P)

After HH, it was back to Serene Centre's 'Island Creamery', an ice cream parlour i'd heard MUCH about. The photo wall was so cool, and it was fun trying to search out people we knew! The occasion was Shaowei's (yes, Min's sister) Birthday!

Birthday Girl & Family!

From Left: P³, me, Nick, The C-Cs, Kwan, HH instructors, friends of the ³.

There, i found my NEW true love, SHAOYUAN (yes, Min and Wei's brother x.X), who is the cutest boy in the entire world!

He auto-mimics me!

There was lots of noise and jubilance, with P³ somewhat humiliating himself and everyone merely watching. The ice-cream lived up to its reputation, and i had the applepieicecream, a soursop milkshake, the oreo mudpie AND the truffle-like chocolate cake.. Talk about redundant exercise..

I'm talking Sexy Back.. YEAH

And finally, i was trying to teach Wei how to look sexy for the camera! Not bad right ;)? (I mean her lah..)

Will-grow-up-as-hot-as-sister smile!

Before today, i'd never have thought Serene Centre more than a place for comics and cars!

Socialising wildly before the prelims to... All Falls Apart - The Veronicas

Walk-Jog-Cycle 2006!

2006-08-12T18:09:00.000+08:00

Several weeks ago, i received an e-mail from P³ that glaringly read "Walk-Jog-Cycle 2006 @ Western Catchment Reservoirs", as opposed to his usual anecdotes (read: spam). Curious, i opened it and phrases of "traversing the scenic beauty" and "keeping fit" convinced me that it was worth roping in some friends for (it had NOTHING to do with "light refreshments will be served, i SWEAR!)

Having 6 spaces save myself, I asked Calista/Daryl/Amanda/Reiko/Jeremy along. Last minute though, Jeremy sprained his leg and was thankfully replaced by Michelle! Poor Jeremy, not only did he miss the ~~light refreshments~~ exercise, he missed the company of these fit ladies (pun intented :P)!

The event, in all its formalities, was supposed to start at 7:30am, but we only barely made it for the shoot-off! I'm still surprised that Amanda/Reiko managed to make it to my house in time.. They were even earlier than Daryl, who stayed over!

Changing into the event tee-shirt. Backseat Love!

We all cycled to the checkpoint, with the sights and beauty aweing us. Daryl was up ahead with P³ and Cal, while i was midway in the pack with Amanda. Reiko and Michies stayed back and continued at their leisurely pace. Once there, there was a huge hill to climb. Amanda and I tried to gather speed up but were obstructed by many inconsiderate lane-hogs, resulting in Amanda's fall! Luckily her scrape wasn't that severe, and would merely leave a permanent scar to DESTROY her nice legs.. Joking!

Amanda/Dar/Me/Cal, first to arrive!

Reiko/Michies. Cal jogging down with boundless energy

Once at the bottom, my eagerly awaited ~~refreshments~~ cool-down break resided. Here, we also took the opportunity to CAM-WHORE, my new fav pasttime!

'Admiring' the environmental propaganda.

AMANDA! What did you just do on the grass!?

Banana Republic! Cal/Mich/Amanda/Reiko

Suddenly, P³ had the brilliant idea to take a picture with the Minister for the Environment, Mr Yacob Ibrahim!

The Minister with his bodyguards and posse of chicks.

Oh, and sometime amidst the cam-whoring they opened some valve to let the catchment water in and yada yada..

WOAH, definitely the highlight of the event!

On the way back, Cal and I decided to switch over to jogging, and we completed the (dubiously little) 7km route dodging the bicycle traffic on the gravel. The rest were not motivated enough to jog all the way back, and remained with their precious cycles :P

RunRunners! Cal/Aman/Reiko

You too, can look as sexy as us with the aid of fruits!

We all then went to Jurong West hawker center for delectably cheap tou hua, carrot cake and mini wok noodles, gorging ourselves and undoing all the exercise x.X

Gravitationally attracted to... Get Up - Ciara ft Charmillionaire

CosDay

2006-08-11T17:07:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, the 'Day after National Day' holiday, was well-spent with some members of Kazoku!

We all made our way down to EastCoastPark at around 10am, and found a pavillion to camp at. Tres/Tash/Amanda/Reiko/Serene/Ariki/Jane/Tomoyo/Lily/Me/Dar had 7 hours of good tanning fun!

We rollerbladed (i didnt fall!), kayak'ed, gorged ourselves with glorious duck rice and walked back and forth from the pavillion a couple thousand times.

Me/Ari/Reiko/Tres.. And Baghdad.

Ariki acting as a scale 'model'. Doing the Can-Can Hooter's style.

Bladers! Me/Tres/Dar

WET T-SHIRT!

After ECP, we made our way down to Marina² all tired and hungry. It was here that i was introduced to the new Kazoku obsession, MINISTRY OF FOOD (MOF). It's a Japanese restaurant that has utterly sensual desserts. I had a deluxe Katsu Don (and i mean deluxe), and a mango softserve syrup-y thing that would kill any diabetic.

There, Amanda/Reiko, also known as B1 and B2 of Bananas In Pyjamas fame, dubbed me Rotten Banana and Dar Goreng Pisang (don't ask), and we formed the Banana Republic to discuss many matters of politics (read: gossip).

Hmm.. What should we gossip about next?

During the dinner, we met a new friend in MICHELLE. She is 1.75m tall. And she's 18. She looks like Kelly Clarkson, and sings bloody well! Banana Republic was joined by her and Tres, and we went Kboxing at 9pm, only to end at 3am (which my explain my absence from certain activities..)

Emoting the night away..

Kboxers!

Tres then stayed over and we finally got to sleep at 4am..

FUN FUN FUN OMG DIE NEED TO STUDY.

Trying to cram some physics to... Day After Day - Texas

National Daze

2006-08-09T23:11:00.000+08:00

It is publicly reknown that National Day has but one glorious benefit. No, not the millions of dollars going up in smoke (literally) with fireworks. Nor is it the feeling of patriotism that can also arise from a game of DotA.

It is the fact that there is a LONG HOLIDAY! Ok, to reduce the superficiality of that last statement, its a long holiday where one can bask in fun, camaraderie, and relaxation (albeit this time of prelim dread).

National Day Eve saw roughly 99.99% of the school population ponning to sleep in, the 0.01% remaining being everyone in my class save for me. I leisurely strolled in to CityHall at 1130am, meeting the others and commencing what would be one of the best class-bonding sessions:

DIM SUM BUFFET and TRUTH OR DARE!

The food at SRC (Andreu's club) was superb, and many thanks to him for organising and letting us get in all improperly attired for the lunch..

3N!

The truth of dare was much more eventful, and i shall let the pictures (or rather, the comments under it) do the talking:

Jessica pressed into the window.. Ditto.

Sheric-lyn, Haoyi finding Rilong's nipple

Mandreu transferring bodily fluids (TEA LAH).

Other notable happenings include Rilong unzipping Don, Boon kissing Eric and the various 'Truths' too torturous to tell!

After this, an entire lot of us went in search of the elusive LAN shop that could accommodate 9 DotA-hungry souls. As fate would have it, half of Singapore was doing the same, and we hence settled on pool. I wasn't too keen on this, and left to meet some Dar/Glyn/Dan for 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend", which turned out to be quite super.

It was around 630pm, and Dar and I made our way down to Nick's for the 'long-awaited' Parent/Children Conference on Clubbing/Drinking (not gonna bother explaining it.. Read here). It was quite amusing though, and i got to catch with Amos.

In one corner of the ring, the ADULTS!

Today, National Day itself, saw me meeting a fren to study at N.B Snacks, a tou hua shop, the 4 hours spent there was SEVERELY unproductive, with much gossipping and interruptions *ahem*.. After that, we went down to Bishan Stadium for an hour of badminton, whereby she surprisingly pwned me x.X

As she went home, i decided to gym a bit (first time in 2 weeks!) and then went to meet Nick for dinner, girl-watching and 'Tokyo Drift', which was rather drool-worthy..

WHEW, so much for 2 days.. And i think tomorrow has much more in store ;)

Wasting my camera batteries to... Tokyo Drift - Fast&Furious OST

Last Week of Fun, I SWEAR

2006-08-07T00:25:00.000+08:00

Life has been too good recently. My long blogging hiatus from Tuesday was due to the myriad of events that were simply too pwning and too many to recollect.

Wednesday saw us versusing 3Q in soccer during our PE break (considering all PE lessons have been cancelled for mugging). After school, it was down to the library for a pointless mugging session with Jessica and Dione. Pam and I also made plans to meet at Bishan Stadium after i ran Nubi (12km), who scratched his nails till it bled.. Oreo Ice-blended and Singapore Idol ended the day sweetly.

Thursday saw a cancelled DotA outing, but then serendipity (or rather, boredom) struck and i decided to start leaning how to BREAKDANCE. Pardoning the fact that i can only do the basics, its still damn cool and indescribable.

Friday had Jess/Cong/Junde/Eric/Gen/Me going down to the Lanlab after school for 3 hours of DotA O.o. I shall not elaborate lest i be seen as a DotA geek (by Congren's definition).

Also, for two nights consecutively it was CLUBBING with Daryl/MingWei/Serena/Fabien, with Nicole and Dan joining us on the first night. P³ was attempting to dispell some of the negative connotations about clubbing to the other parents, and i think he may have succeeded! Saturday's session wasn't as fun, even though Fabz got a tad scammed :P

Dar/Me/Serena

Saturday morning was the scholarship day at RJC, the occasion whereby DW(lisp) saw me at J8 having lunch with my friends after O.o At night, it was down to Jack's Place Marina for Shan's 18th Bday, whereby the Italian fireworks complemented.

Shan-ringan, *xuuuu*

ALLGAYSHANNOW

Champagne Chocolate Supernova

Finally, Sunday ended off with Festival of Praise! I thought it was quite good, especially the sermon, and didnt sleep/feel drowsy through the ENTIRE process. This is particularly amazing as i only had 9 hours of sleep over the entire weekend.. It would have been much more fun if JO/LINUS/SHAN/NICK/BEN had not panged, though *induces guilt*.

FOP! Me/Pam/Hillary

Wahaha and after that, i went with P³ to RTC to watch ballroom dancing.. Perlesline and Sally were there too, and i was introduced to the amusingly energetic Larry..

Great. Now i'm gonna get 6 hours of sleep for today.

Digging my ears to... London Bridge - Fergie

Nubi's New Buddy

2006-08-01T20:05:00.000+08:00

Woo! Came home late today after stoning in school singing, only to find UncleStone and AuntyBelinda, along with their new dog Buddy! He was brought over to play with Nubi, and they surprisingly hit it off!

Buddy is a 6-month old mongel that knows how to wrap its own shit up in newspapers. More unbelievable is the fact that hes completely VEGAN (like his owners)! He drinks soya bean milk and eats chlorophyll-infused bones..

ABelinda with Nubi and Buddy

After getting frustrated by the lack of response of both dogs to their respective owners, i decided to tire them out by trying to catch them. Hurhur in the end both Buddy and Nubi were laying comfortably on the driveway..

CHASE!!

Watering the dogs..

Wah then now im awaiting a scrumptuous family dinner with all the relatives.

Also, i concluded my official Gracehaven visits last week, and the only consolation for not seeing ShengYang on a regular basis anymore are these photos (courtesy of Congren):

BYEEE!

Hai. Nevermind, there's always PWNING PHYSICAL ACTIVITY to indulge in, from my 10km runs to soccer to gymming.. As long as i don't have my prelim timetable, i won't be in the mood to do anything x.X

Reading gay magazines to... Blind - Lifehouse

3NCoolios

2006-07-30T14:26:00.000+08:00

.. Consisting of its subunits The GirlClique, PalmTreeClub, Four Seasons, the DotAers and random boyfriends/gays @.@. We barely form a majority of the class S03N, such that we have become the ruling (lemon) party and have decreed ourselves 'coolio' (with everyone else being the geektards and grosslings).

We do practically everything together! From mediocrity such as recess and seating arrangements to out-of-school events such as WorldCup, movie marathons, buffets, gym and even DotA. A whole group of us even went down to the scholarship talk at Suntec yesterday!

Without further ado, here are photos of the fabled 3N 'coolios'. Note the major debate over whether we are the true geektards. But hey, its not that hard to be cool in RJC x.X

Some coolios + generic, PalmTreeClub

3N @ BukitTimah

WorldCup! Badminton!

TheGirlClique minus Sherilyn :P, Cong/Bryan/Dw

Size of picture occupied is directly proportional to ego.

Also, i've started a 3N photobucket! Everyone ideally involved should have already gotten the email of information ;)

And as Congren added, how cool can you be if you call yourselves 'coolio' O.o?

Awaiting soccer in the rain to... Brimful of Asha - Cornershop

Life Sucks When You...

2006-07-27T22:51:00.000+08:00

Life sucks when you..

.. Forget to cherish good friendships.
.. Forget to be tactful.
.. Forget to be gentlemanly.
.. Forget to make the first move.

.. Remember you have work to do.
.. Remember the state of mess you're in.
.. Remember the horrible past.
.. Remember times when it was better.

.. Offend the wrong people.
.. Offend the right people.
.. Offend your good friends.
.. Offend your family.

.. Act too desperate.
.. Act too poseur.
.. Act too enthusiastic.
.. Act too bo chup.

.. Set yourself up for a downfall.

SORRY TO ALL (esp you!)

Trying to finish UndusBiotechNotes to... Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship

Making Ends Week

2006-07-23T23:56:00.000+08:00

My plan to not accomplish anything related to work before the 4th week ended was DRAMATICALLY FOILED. Well, actually it was a humdrum affair, with me completing Nuclear Physics and Transition Elements in class itself on friday. Me/Rilong/Cong/Tim went down to J8 after school, whereby we hung around the fantastic food fair and i prepared to abandon them as they watched Nacho Libre.

Unfortunately, my mood changed for the better when i found a sexy Maisto at the J8 Popular, prompting a change of mind and hence a burn of pocket. We all saw Nacho, and it *imitates Jack Black* 'SUCKKKKKED'. I went home and ran Nubi round Serangoon, buying 2 cartons of Florida's Natural to act as weights O.o

Saturday was much more packed as I met up with Boon in the morning for gym. It was quite cool considering i never really used to hang out with him, considering we're in the same group in class. Tim/Cong/Haoyi/Rilong were swimming, and i initially intended to join them :( Meh.

After gym was meeting Sarah for SHOPPING, my new favourite pasttime. Considering the GreatSingaporeSale is about to end, we decided to rush down and get some shopping done. She bought stuff for herself and sister, while i bought a pink polo tee (yes, PINK!) and a cigar for Jo's bday.

Took us 4 photos to get one this good.. ;)
Jo's bday was an informal celebration at my house, where Dar/Linus/Nick/Fab/Ben also turned up. We ordered pizza and wolfed it down to 'American Pie 2' and 'The Animal', of which the latter is impossibly disgusting.

Also, i now have an updated EFers (core) pic! Save for Shan da Man, who was busy and couldn't make it.

Clockwise from top: Me (blue), Dar, Linus, Fab, Jo, Nick, Ben
We were feeling bo liao, and ordered 10 ice milos, 3 mcflurries and 5 apple pies from Macdonalds, and they actually delivered O.o. $38 worth of delivered desserts... Some of Kazoku also came over (Amanda, who still hasnt mis-called me/Omi/Eiji/Tres/etc), and i booozed till 2am before conking out.

Church on Sunday! After which I followed Shan after to GreatWorld for lunch, then we all met up with CW after for [more] shopping at Bugis. I bought a sensual tight TopMan thingum! Soon, it was time for our SJSM soccer league match, whereby Shan and I frantically rushed till we got headaches.

We reached at 4:50pm, a mere 10 minutes before kickoff.

We are HOT arh.

The keeper looking forlornly into the distance.

Fab's sexy header

Glamness embodied. We drew 1-1, but it was still cool! I was right back (uggh thanks Nick). After this, it was down to the airport to send my sis, Ka, off :( WILL MISS YOU!

In another 4 months..

Finally, to end the Sunday off, it was down to Nick's house for an Adults-only conference on clubbing and alcohol.

Don't ask.

Breaking out to... Saint - Texas

sk8er p33ps

2006-07-20T21:55:00.000+08:00

School ended at an early 12pm today, and i awaited chauffeuring by Ka's friend Grace. The group, along with Yijun, madly drove against traffic in the RJC carpark, before coming to a screeching halt and letting me enter.

The 4 of us adjourned down to Liang Court for a sensual Ramen lunch at Tam-PoPo, before getting lost amidst the highways and byways of Singapore. We finally reached Jurong Entertainment Centre, home to the one and only skating rink remaining. There, we met up with Daryl for what would be one of my most enjoyable days this week: ICE SKATING!

Hurhur. Looks like we didnt take much from here.

Ka/Yijun/Grace, Me/Dar

We enthusiastically began our skating, only to be stopped by the resurfacing 10 minutes into it X.x

The new Maisto toy.
After that, it was SKATES AWAY to a full range of sexiness (mostly on my sister's part, but i learnt lots of sexy stuff too, such as back skating, front/back cross, spin finish offs).

Me and Dar 'ripping up the ice with sharp wit and acerbic comments'.

SexyDar, SexyKa, SexyDwa

And finally, a last group photo!

Dar/Yijun/Ka/Grace/Me

And best of all, I DIDNT FALL!! Wheee

Talking to my sis to... Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake

OreOverdose

2006-07-17T18:56:00.000+08:00

Envision luscious swirls of liquid chocolate. Sprinkle on top a few almonds, semi-sweet chocolate chips. And finally, generously dump loads of delectable Oreo cookies, ice and blend. The end-result? An Oreo Ice-Blended!

I do not know what possessed Jeremy and I to partake in such a ridiculous culinary journey. Maybe it was because we were trying to reminisce about our childhood and how we blended various goodies together to make a fantastic chocolate stew, or maybe it's because of my current obsession with Junction8's Oreo Ice Blended..

I met him after school, and we shopped for our diabolical counterparts in gastronomical crime:

Milk powder, Cadbury, chocolate chips, ice and OREOS!
We made a total 4 batches, each with increasing chocolate intensity. It was GORGEOUS at first(, second, and halfway through third)! However, as the chocolate piled on, so did the accompanying headache and stomachache (not to mention guilt :P). By the end, it was like we were drinking concentrated molten chocolate ice cream with oreos with excess essence of chocolate.

Anyway, here are a few pics of us looking happy in a forced way.

The Gods of Oreo, personified!

After all our calorie loading, Jeremy casually asks: "Want an apple?"

Shite.. Now i'll have to run Nubi to Serangoon Gardens 5 times. OreOMG!

Relishing touch rugby to... Shakespeare In Love - Layla Kayliff

Weekend to End All Weekends

2006-07-16T23:52:00.000+08:00

Hai. Sometimes i wonder where i get the time and energy to go and do so much, yet maintain my ~~impeccable grades and abundant humility~~ physique. Hurhur joking!

Friday saw me going to school late, after having a certified 'family emergency' that i had to 'attend to'. In this case, it was a new addition (Norway [real name unknown], the abandoned maltese!) and the attending to meant bathing it in the morning ;)

It was picked up by my father and co after Heavy Hands, but then could not be accommodated at Shao Min's house due to Ember, their incessantly barking 'yotch. My father hence brought Norway home, whereby he spent a night all by his lonesome in the spare toilet.

After a typical day of school, i rushed down to town to meet Jeremy for some chilling and PEPPER LUNCH! Whee i swear nothing else besides CAPS and bold does PEPPER LUNCH justice.. We walked and shopped before being joined by Daryl and CW. Jem left halfway to do some cardio, while the rest of us proceeded to roam around town and attempt some business ventures. Met Serene/Jerrine's clique too! How unfortunate that they didnt want to wait for Pirates at 2030 :P

The movie ended leaving us high and dry, and i walked over to Goodwood Park Hotel's Thumper to meet P³, who introduced me to all his high-profile/power friends O.o I swear he never fails to amaze me..

Saturday had karaoke in the morning with Shawne/Ka/Omi/Jeremy! I did lots worse this time, but at least the K-lunch was somewhat respectable.. It was swimming and gym before retiring home for a Kazoku gathering/boozing session, whereby i discovered the pwningness of RUM LEMON TEA (don't ask).

Today was much better, with a combined 11am church service. After lunch, i met up with Ernest at Queensway SC for TUITION! Or rather, just to lend an old friend some help. Nicole also popped by while waiting for her fencing, and jeremy came over to reminisce about old times together. I also bought a Police brand tee, which is DAMN FREAKIN FITTING.

When this was over, i roamed around suntec while waiting for Jeremy to finish his gym, after which we adjourned to Baybeats! I am now an ELECTRICO convert wahaha, having purchased their album and making them autograph it ;)

I'm now an Electriconvert!

Me and Jem, Baybeatsss!

Since Shaomin, the joint dog-owner (ok, shes lik, 90% technically now), contacted Norway's potential ex-owners, we were SO SCARED that he was going to be taken away.. So i made my father rush us down to their house after Baybeats for a final goodbye. Thankfully [or not], it wasn't their dog! And we got to keep Norway for longer..

Me and Shaomin, doting adopters

Norway's looking away in this pic! Also, i look damn ugly :P

Sniffling to... Saint - Texas

FOUND!

2006-07-15T10:47:00.000+08:00

Super cute malteses at near Adam Road. Please leave a comment on this blog if it is your dog.

Cute and extremely non-violent.

Tapping my fingers to... KARAOKE!!

Goodminton

2006-07-13T21:07:00.000+08:00

YAY! 3 hours of badminton! I haven't played since, ever, and have been trying to get Ernest off his sorry bum to go down to ENV to play with me.

Today, however, some peeps from 3N decided to make a trip out of it at Bishan Sports complex!

We booked 2 courts for 2 hours, and had a load of fun. HAOYI IS THE GOD OF AMATEUR BADMINTON. In the end, we played for an extra hour even..

In Court #1, its dw/ser/pam/tim!

Cong/Haoyi/Leehui/Boon

Sherilyn, who was taking photos for us but needed the camwhoreage ;)

Wah so much fun.. I can't type properly with my right hand now cause of all the smashing :P

Jen/Haoyi/Ernest.. LETS GO AND BADMINTON SOON!

Morphing into a camwhore to... Sweet Child O Mine - Sheryl Crow

FamDinn

2006-07-12T22:50:00.000+08:00

School ended today with Congren, Boon and I going to the RJC gym for a workout. This was in anticipation to the JAPANESE BUFFET at Mirama Hotel, whereby $30 per person bought you unlimited sashimi and a whole host of other Japanese cuisines.

It was family dinner number 2, after yesterday night's Codfish Village trip in honour of my sister.

Too. Bloated. To. Talk.

So you get my thousand words in these pictures!

Bending to the side on such a full stomach is harder than it looks..

The siblings Wang! The first time together since.. well, forever.

Exuding Wang-Children Sexiness.

Heh. I also wanted to go down to Zouk after this to join Daryl, Fabien and Daniel with some of his church friends. Unfortunately, P³ used the lame excuse of 'school' to deter me (when he actually goes clubbing followed by work x.X).

However, once i was home and changed out and comfortable on my bed, he then suddenly barges into my room and asks how long i would stay if i went. 'Why the change of heart?' You add, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GO CHEONGING HIMSELF.

Weak.

Sleeping early to... Once in a Lifetime - Texas

SoccerSunday

2006-07-10T20:24:00.000+08:00

... continued from CosplaaaySunday!.

July 9th (and the morning of July 10th) will forever be etched in my memory as a day of absolute soccerific fun. The church soccer league's last match was canceled, but the guys decided to go kick around in a field near EastPoint anyway. In the pouring rain. In the gross flesh-eating-bacteria-riddled mud. Thankfully Tabbie and I arrived late..

Dwayne, and SOCCERERS!

Tabbie, and SOCCERERS!

We sat idly by and cheered on as our team (EFers, lotsa church peeps) reached a final score of 9-2. It was a mass cleansing session at Daryl's after.

At this point (7pm), I was already late meeting some 3Ners (Congren, Tim, Haoyi, Boon and JEN) at J8 for a WorldCup finals party at my house, and hitched a ride from Nick down. There, we had a quick lunch and shopped around for drinks to BOOOZE-mix.

Finally, at my house, we pingpong'ed some before finally settling down in P³'s room (THANKS AND SORRY!). The boozing then begun, as did the ~~S&M~~ SM watching (Scary Movie lah, you).

Pingpong, Damien-taking our 'mug shots'

Brokebackss

After much ado, the eagerly-awaited WC Finals match between France&Italy began! Unfortunately, we all fell asleep by the 35th minute x.X. It was such a boring game save for the fabled HEADBUTT and the 2 goals early game.. We slept a total of 3.5 hours then went to school anyway.

Thankfully school was extremely slack, with an malingering atmosphere and everybody falling asleep after staying awake for the match. I even ponned lect to DotA (then slept throughout the other lect anyway)..

Some of 3N! Stupid Ser/Sher trying to hide from the pic..

Blehh with the amount ive been blogging recently, dont expect another update till October (kidding!). I'm a trigger-happy-camwhore now heh, and i've got you in my scope.

Boring Jeremy away to... (And She Said) Take Me Now - Justin Timberlake

Cosfest MY '06

2006-07-10T19:35:00.000+08:00

In less time than it takes for a blink of an eye, a bat of an eyelid and a twinkle of the stars combined (naturally), an entire year has passed since i first experienced the ~~weirdness~~ unique brand of coolness that is formally known as Cosplaying.

The venue for 2006's Midyear Cosfest (9/7/06) was once again Downtown East, where they employed the use of the humongous circus tent to house, well, a veritable freakshow (joking!). This time, however, i was more prepared. I came armed with a camera and a random Tabbie, who was there out curiousity.

Cos we like to play.
Essentially, cosplaying is the embodiment of the phrase 'imitation is the best form of flattery', whereby the fans of a certain genre (eg anime, movies, comics) make costumes and dress up like their heroes just for the fun of it.

Carlise/Omi/Serene/others

Sena as Reno, Cloud from FFVII
There was no doubt, though, that my sister and the Sephiroth clone she cosplayed was one of the best! She was along with Bern, Jeremy and Amanda, and were looking absolutely sexy in their skintight leather and their green contacts.

Final Fantasy 7s

Me and Ka trying to look evilly sexy.
At the cosfest, i also took the opportunity to CAMWHORE!

Grace in Bleach, Amanda, Reiko

Me&Tab with Cloud's Sword!
Tabbie was kinda intimidated by the entire environment and the 'cross'players, but in the end it was the sensual SOYA BEAN ICE CREAM that placated her enough to actually stay for 1.5 hours. Curiousity killed the TabbieCat.

MrBeanIceCream>>j00
Damien was also there randomly taking photos, looking thoroughly amused at Asian culture that one rarely sees in actuality. Ang Mohs. Go figure.

To be continued in SoccerSunday!.

Writing a double entry to... Who Am I - Casting Crowns

Summer Welcome @ MOS

2006-07-08T13:17:00.000+08:00

Yesterday night heralded one full week's worth of organisational effort, it was the SUMMER WELCOME party at MOS! This party was intended for friends and family who had returned from overseas studies for the summer/winter holidays (namely my sister Karlyne and good friend Jeremy)!

We arrived promptly outside the Ministry of Sound at 10pm, with glittered arms (don't ask) and eager hearts. I came in with Damien, Jeremy, Fabien and Nicole (as well as P³) . Tabbie and her friend Hweeying were already there, and we were soon joined by several cosplayers Amanda, Sena, Carlise, Reiko and Justin. It was a period of mass socialising while we awaited the arrival of others, and since the room would only be opened at 11pm..

Me/Tabbie/Jeremy

Marc/Nicole/Hweeying/Tabitha/Fabien/Jeremy/Me/
Justin/Damien/Reiko/Amanda/Carlise/Sena
Of course, while waiting, everyone was dissing the floral shirt i got. 'SO GAY' and cries of that sort rang about the MOS entrance, drawing lots and lots of unnecessary attention (as is typical of Cosplayers :P). I MUST STATE THAT I HELPED PICK DAMIEN's OUTFIT so that you all don't think my fashion sense is as suck as such.

At least i'm not wearing the gay shoes..
My sis then arrived with a mini-entourage, wowing everyone! Even people like Sena were dressed up (and not in a cosplay-sense), looking dare i say, hot even.

As more funky fresh dressed people came, a HUGE logistical problem (aka Identificus Missingus) arose with the underaged-looking bunch of Jeremy/Damien/CW/Tabbie/Johan. Damien, my sister's dorm-mate in Australia, managed to get through thanks to his GAIJIN SMASH, while Jeremy was vouched for earlier. CW borrowed an undisclosed (fat before, sexy now) receiptient's ID and just towered over the guards to a smooth entry.

UNFORTUNATELY, Tabbie couldn't get in and had no ID. This prompted the borrowing of Nicole's IC, which was then CONFISCATED because Tabbie ~~was obviously not Nicole and~~ was fingerprinted O.o. Nic then had to go down to collect it, and was actually barred re-entry into MOS, with the irritant gatekeeper repeatedly stamping over her intial chop.

It was therefore up to P³ (pronounced 'pee-cube', aka Pied Piper of Porn) to save the day! He swooped in and spoke to the manager, allowing Nicole to get in again. Tabbie wasn't, and her friend left with her to Zouk instead (SORRY!).

Once this was over, it was up to Dunhill room! It was sexy and swanky, themed red and had a miniature retro dance floor! The music settings could even be adjusted to play stuff from the other club rooms (Smoove, Retro, Pure, etc)!

Me/Chris/Nicole/Reiko, Jeremy/Linus/CW/Maverick

Johan/Fabien/Daniel/Yijun/Maverick, Tres/Sena/Kar/Me/Callista

Reiko/Justin/Damien/Me

Callista/Ka/Daryl/Yijun/Nicole/Tres

The GirlClique minus Tannie, P³/Me/Tres

The drinking and dancing started almost immediately, with Callista and Omi trying to teach my my sister (a club virgin!) how to dance.. Tres displayed his superb dancing and breaking prowess, while Omi was aggressively dancing and trying to teach me a thing or two. Turns out it was MUCH more fun dancing inside the private room than at the overcrowded Smoove and Main Arena..

DANCE DANCE!

Callie/Amanda/Ka/Tres/Omi's back

Me/Nicole/Maveick/CW/Ka

Damien/Jeremy/Assorted Others, Maverick/Ka/CW

Then, the drinking games began! Marc, Fabien, Daniel and CW got utterly WASTED. Ok, at least Fabien's tolerance was uber high.. Marc and Daniel ended up with headaches and had to be looked after by Nicole and Yijun respectively, while CW got crazy high and mad drunk, dancing like he was doing the Blademaster's Bladestorm. In the end, it was Daryl and I who had the honour of leading his toilet excursions.. I, on the other hand, only drank 3 shots and 2 drinks.. just enough to get my high but conscious :)

Midway through, P³ brought me and Daryl to the VIP room to mingle with his friends, only to have Daryl recognise some of his own! All sorts of random peoples were invited over to our room to hang around, and these were one of the pioneer batches!

Karen/Me/Melissa/Hannah/Daryl in the Sky Lounge (VIP)

After attempting to dance in the ear-shatteringly loud main arena, we (Me/Sena/Jeremy/Kar/
Damien/Callista/Tres/Amanda) went up to the Retro Room for some sensual disco hits. In this case however, it wasn't so much the hits than the hit-ons, as Tres and I were repeatedly stalked by several different gay guys trying to grab our waist and dance up on us o.O. Our respective partners (Sena/Callista) promptly pulled us closer and tried to prove our straightness, at the same time shielding us from them :P They also played 'Billie Jean'! And by this time i was with Amanda who also LURVES the song.

Daryl, in the meantime, gathered another bunch of hots in the form of Cherlyn, Nicole (another one) and Julia. P³ as well, brought in group after group of giggling girls and garrulous guys, who all mingled around and had their fun. DARYL YOU CONFIRM PASS.

Daryl's Angels

Finally, as it all came to a close, people were still hung over and my camera came out in full swing. Even with the whopping number of pictures i took, i regret not taking more and more fun group ones! Enjoy these last few group pics!

Me/Jeremy/Nicole, Me/CW

Ka/Maverick, Me/Yijun

Daniel/Melissa, Daryl/CW/Tres

Me/Karen

Callista konked out!

Yijun/Jeremy/Ka, Daryl/Karen/Melissa/Hannah
And finally, the picture of the night!

GOGO POWER RANGERS!
Hope you all had fun! I actually had the potential to make $300 x.x Then some idiots went and ordered 2 more bottles on top of the 2 chivas and 2 vodkas.. I bet it was the tequila and Henessey. BLEH.

Check out Daryl's MOS experience!

A recovering alcoholic to... Damn! - Youngbloodz ft Lil Jon

MEGA UPDATE!

2006-07-06T20:19:00.000+08:00

SORRY loyal and readers and cherished fans, you may cease praying to the gods of inspiration for them to grant me a blogging revelation. (And further apologies for the fact that this is in the same format as the previous few entries.. I'll try to add specific ones sooon)

The past week has been EXCITINGLY packed, such that i may not even know where to start off..

28th June to 6th July

Last Wednesday saw me following the Ongs and Auws to Xi Yan for an utterly sensual $80pax sexy 12 course dinner.. This was followed by Jeremy staying over, albeit the fact that i had my Maths CTs on the next day. We stayed up till about 2am just singing and chatting..

Thursday was the end of the CTs, and our class went to the usual post-exam hangout, YUKI & YAKI! The sushi buffet here is the most worth it ever, with sashimi and softshellcrab and unlimited drinks offered.. This was followed by Superman Returns and lots of random shopping. A night of DOTA followed, before i konked out at 2am..

Only to awake at 2pm on Friday. After gymming, i met up with my vball juniors who were going to stayover! 11 or so came (Alex/Kaixiong/Benedict/Timothy/Dali/Daniel/ChenHui/ Yinxin/Zijian/Kelvin/Gabriel/etc), and we pingponged the night away. There was of course my sexy COOKING (baked rice, thats all i can do x.x) followed by a movie marathon with White Chicks, 28 Days Later and Girl Next Door. In the meantime, there was lots of ~~boozing~~ soft drinks and hearty juices to be had!

We didn't sleep all the way until 4am, Saturday. Here, we booked 3 cabs and headed down to East Coast Park for the OSIM Triathlon. As much as i'd like to fabricate me being a triathlete, it was merely for CIP and we were there as volunteers.. It was good fun (and hot) being the Transition Area Marshal. As it ended, i went to Shan's house and just crashed, sleeping for 2 hours after a much needed shower. This was not the end of the day, however, as both of us were invited to a dinner at Marina² with the Cosplayers (Ka/Omi/Amanda/Yonghui/Bern/etc for a total of 40ish). This dining place was actually a spa, but then it had a mini-kitchen because the owner was once a famous chef.. The food was FANTABULOUS! Chicken/Beef/Pork/Lamb and a 'Molten Chocolate Cake' that everybody in the world has to eat before they die. Met up with my sister's roomie, Damien, who's staying at my house now heh.

Staying over at Shan's, i woke up at 4am on Sunday just to catch Brazil get pwned by France. BLOOODY. Then it was another day of Triathlon slogging.. Saw the Lungs there! What a cool family.. Thankfully it was made much more tolerable by new friends Darren, Bernice and co. Chalked up 19 hours total, and even earned $50 for transportation allowance! I bet the money was actually because that's what foreign workers would have got for minimum wage had they hired e.e. Jeremy came over again later that night, in anticipation of our Youth Day plans.

YOUTH DAY Monday saw a veritable gym party! Me/Jeremy/Dar/Ben went down to Bishan gym, having the same idea as almost every other youth in Singapore.. Jeremy and I left first to go swimming though. After rushing here and there, it was KARAOKE with my sisters Karlyne/Shawne and Damien! We sang our lungs out from 2pm to 8pm, and won a jug of honey lemon iced tea playing one of their in-house competitions o.O! Oh and obviously, Ka/Shawne and Jeremy were good, but i RAWKED! Wahaha please dont kill me..

School began again on Tuesday, and we dissected goat hearts in biology lab! I felt deep heartfelt pain as well as nauseating dizziness toward the rotten-liver-esque smell.. ANYWAY. It was coool and i went down to both driving (finished parallel and effectively the syllabus!) and CIP with ShengYang. I even gave ShengYang my RJC badge cause he aspired to go there! SO CUTEE @.@

Wednesday saw me meeting up with Nicole after school for we were acting fashion consultants for my sister and Damien for this Friday's MOS party (THE ONE IM ORGANISING WOO). There, Sena tagged along before her wisdomtoothoperation. It was a success! I managed to get a new shirt and my sister a DRESS *cue endless gasps*, and Damien's got a swanky new look! After walking around Orchard for the better part of 4 hours, I followed Nicole down for a dinner with her family and the Auws at hotel 1929, with fragrant and delectable fish and foie gras.. *swooons*

Today (Thurs) was gym/swim with Jeremy after school, and i recently re-inherited my camera! I'm making my father buy a better-than-2-megapixels-which-is-basically-a-cameraphone camera for her heh.. Considering it was actually mine in the first place... MEH after that i had driving and my ADVANCED THEORY, which i passed! Whee life is going well..

PICTURES TOMORROW (once i figure out how this camera works), then im doing some party thing at MOS (sms for details!) tmr too! So to all u weird gross stalkers, go there and u may catch a coveted glimpse of yours truly! Heh

Socialite-ing to... Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Dwayne